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August 15, 1997
Paul Graveline, CTR Editor

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NEGRIL

JAMAICA: NEGRIL BY JOHN MARTINEZ 9612

This    report    describes   our  recent  trip  to  Negril,  Jamaica, 
including   some   comparisons  to an earlier trip to Jamaica-Jamaica, 
a   Superclubs    resort    in   Runaway  Bay.  Strictly  for  my  own 
convenience,  I will write  this report predominantly in chronological 
order.

Traveling    from    the    Southwest   to  the  Caribbean  is  seldom 
convenient,   and   this   trip  was  no  exception.  Our  routing was 
to  take  us  from   Phoenix   to   Detroit   to Tampa to Montego Bay. 
Mechanical  delays added  Miami  to  this  list  as  we were re-routed 
from  Tampa.  It  made  for  a   very  long  day, but we breezed right 
through  customs and did not wait  long  for our Tropical Tours van to 
Negril.  If  you  don't  find the ride  to  Negril  thrilling  enough,  
I   recommend doing it after dark ­ you  still  go  more  than 70 mph, 
but  you  have  less warning about roadside  hazards.  Nonetheless, we 
survived  the trip and collapsed into our bed  at  Drumville  Cove, on 
the  cliffs  in  the  West  End,  to catch up on our  sleep.  We  were  
able  to  notice,  prior to our collapse, that the room  was  spacious  
and quite a bit nicer than our dorm-like accommodations  at Jam-Jam.

In   the  morning,  after breakfast there, we had a visit from Karlene 
of   Tropical   Tours   (a  very nice lady) who gave us an overview of 
Negril   as   well   as  some  of  the tours we might want to take (we 
signed  up  for  a  catamaran trip to Booby Cay for a picnic). We then 
got  a  quick  tour   of   the  grounds  by the manager, Linus. We had 
noticed  that  we  left  our   shampoo  behind,  and  asked  Jennifer,  
the   girl  at  the  "lobby"   bar   where   we  could  get  some. She 
offered to get it for us, and we left  her some money to do so.

Once    we    were  oriented  to  our  surroundings,  we  grabbed  our 
snorkeling   gear   and   headed   for  the  water.  We  noticed  that  
the  cliffs  are   actually   fossilized  coral and you can see fossil 
shapes  all  along  the   walls.   The   water  was  incredibly  clear  
that   day   (over   100  feet   visibility)  and  once  we  made  the  
tricky  entry  into  the  water saw  plenty  of  interesting sea life. 
While   we  were  out  there,  we  ran  into   Linus,   who  was  also 
snorkeling,  and he pointed out a lobster that was  hiding between the 
rocks. 

After   we   got   out  and  rinsed  off  under  one of the freshwater 
showers   on  the  cliffs,  we  started  to notice how empty the place 
seemed.  I   think  we  saw  only  about half a dozen guests there the 
entire  trip,   though   there   were   a  number  of  locals who were 
hanging  out  at  the  cliff-side  bar.  There was a small pool on the 
edge  of  the cliff, but  it  was  not  filled. Otherwise, things were 
in  generally  good  repair,  with  one  exception. The water pressure 
is  normally  lower  in the West  End  than  in  the  rest  of Negril, 
but  it  was  especially  low  at that  time  due  to  work  that  was  
being performed on the water and sewer  lines.

We   decided  to  walk  over  and  try  lunch  at  Rock  Cliff, one of 
Drumville   Cove¹s  neighbors.  I  was  glad that we did not decide to 
stay  there,   the   service   was   very   slow  (thirty  minutes  to  
cook   ham   cheese   sandwiches   for  their  only customers) and the 
girl  serving  us seemed  to  resent that we wanted her to do anything 
at  all.  We  also  found  out   that    although   they  advertise  a  
weekly   all-you-can-eat   lobster  barbecue, they do not do so during 
the low season. 

We   did   more   snorkeling   in   the   afternoon,  and I tried some 
cliff   jumping,   which  was pretty fun (the water is at least thirty 
feet  deep  in  many  places  off  the  cliffs).  Jennifer found us to 
give  us our  shampoo,  and  we  were delighted to get $120 (Jamaican) 
back  from  the   $5  (US)  that  we  gave  her (the exchange rate was 
between  33 and 35  Jamaican  dollars  for  one  US dollar). If we had 
bought  shampoo  at  a   typical  resort gift shop, we would have paid 
much  more. We decided to  walk  down  and  try  the  Pickled  Parrot, 
a  bar/restaurant  that is a  popular  hangout  spot  on  the  cliffs.  
We   had   a  nice  dinner  (I  especially  liked  the  Jerk  chicken)  
with   a   wonderful  view  of the  sunset. The food prices were quite 
good, but drinks were a bit high.

We   were   pretty   excited  about  the  trip  to Booby Cay . We were 
picked    up   at  our  hotel  and  met  some  "ugly  Americans"  from 
Indianapolis,  that  made  embarrassed  to  be associated with them at 
all.  Nonetheless,  we   made   it   to   the   beach  and  got on the 
catamaran  to  head  out  to  Booby  Cay.  We had complimentary drinks 
during  the  whole  trip  and stopped to  snorkel  around  an offshore 
reef.  Though  there  were  not  many  fish, we  were  able to see sea 
cucumbers,  wrasses,  parrot  fish  and a sea snake.  We  finally  got  
to   the   island  to  enjoy  our  BBQ picnic. We were  exploring  the 
island,  but  had  to  retreat due to a gathering storm. We  rode  the  
storm   out  under  the  hut  we used for lunch. The strength of  this  
afternoon   storm   was   incredible,   even   compared  to the summer  
monsoon   storms  in  Arizona;  for  the  rest  of  the  trip, my wife 
referred   to   this   storm   as the "hurricane." Unfortunately, this 
storm  took  up   all   of   our  time  on the island and we were soon 
headed  back.  I  must   note   that   the  catamaran  did not use its 
sails  at all, but operated  under gasoline engine power, as seemed to 
be the custom there.

For   dinner,  we  walked a short distance down the road to Mariner¹s. 
We   had   an   excellent   meal   there  with  great  fish  soup  and 
fabulous   lobster.   The  service  there  was  some  of  the  best we 
experienced on the  island, and the sunset view was breath-taking.

The   next  day,  I  met  Moses!  Moses  is a local who fishes off the 
cliffs   at   Drumville   Cove, and tried repeatedly to get me to take 
some  tours   arranged   by  him.  We later set out on a walk to Xtabi 
for  breakfast.   We   had   just   left  Drumville  Cove when we were 
accosted  by  one  of  the  omnipresent  taxis.  We were not going far 
and  wanted  to  just  walk,  so   we   declined  the  taxi driver who 
proceeded   to  yell  at  us,  telling  us   we   were   just   cheap!  
Unfortunately,   this  and a few other incidents  tainted  our  entire 
stay  in Jamaica. After a nice breakfast, we got a  taxi  ride  from a 
driver  that  always seemed to turn up when we needed  him and went to 
Hedonism II for the day.

This   day   pass   to  Hedonism  is a confusing business. In a number 
of   different   calls  before  our visit, we got differing details on 
this.   My   travel   agent,   myself and Drumville Cove got different 
answers  as   to   the hours a day pass covers and the amount it cost. 
In  the  end,  it   cost   $50  (US)  each  to go from 11-5 (which was 
shorter  than  any  of  the   calls  had  indicated).  The  people  at  
the  front  desk  were  not very  pleasant  (my notes refer to them as 
surly),  but  we did get in. Having  heard  so  much,  we were anxious 
to  experience the beach. Although we  had  been  warned,  we  were  a 
bit  disappointed in the quality of the  "beach."  The  area  was very 
crowded,  mostly  with  couples  and the use  of  surf  shoes was very 
important as there are many rocks and urchins  underwater.

With   the  aid  of  some  snorkel  equipment,  we  were amazed at the 
variety   of   life  swimming  around  these  congested  waters. These 
included  a   small   barracuda,   some  cute  baby Sgt. Majors, a sea 
snake,  a  puffer   fish   and   some   fairy   basslets   (one  of my 
favorites).  The afternoon  brought  yet  another big rainstorm, so we 
took  the  time  to  get lunch.  I  was  struck  by  the very American 
menu  they  served compared to the  area  restaurants,  but  the  food  
was  plentiful  and good. I had more  than  my  share  of  drinks that 
afternoon,  but  it  was  relaxing to get  away  from  people  selling  
things  and  kick  back.  Upon our departure,  the  same  taxi  driver  
appeared  as  if by magic and took us back to  Drumville Cove.

That   night   at   our  hotel,  the  water  in  our second-floor room 
stopped   flowing;  we  could  not  flush  the  toilet or get water to 
drink.  We   contacted   the   management  about  this,  but they said 
sometimes  this   happens  for  days  at  a time due to the water line 
construction.

In   the   morning,   I  was  forced to shower out on the cliffs since 
we   still  had  no  water.  We spoke to the management and decided to 
move   down   to  the  beach.  I have to compliment Drumville Cove for 
the  way   they  handled  this:  they covered the extra expense for us 
to  stay at  Firefly  and  also  got  us  a ride down there; they were 
a class act,  though they were clearly sad to see us go.

We   got   to   Firefly   in  time  for lunch and got settled into the 
beach   cottage  room.  This  room  is in a separate building from the 
rest  of   the   rooms.  The beach bar here was tended by a nice woman 
named  Livia,   and  features  one of the best prices on the beach for 
Red  Stripe  ($50   J).   We   spent   the  afternoon  relaxing on the 
beach.  This  was  Sunday   afternoon,   and   the beach-walking crowd 
included  some  locals.  We took  a  walk  later  up  past Swept Away, 
but  were  not  impressed.  The  Swept   Away  grounds  seemed  a  bit  
cramped,   and   the   people seemed a bit  uptight, though I cant say 
why.

Following   a  recommendation  from  Karlene, we tried a restaurant on 
the   beach  named  Kuyaba.  We  had  some  great bacon-wrapped shrimp 
as  an   appetizer,   followed   by   an   incredible   dish  of pasta 
covered  with  a   lobster   in  garlic sauce. Though the meal was not 
much  more  expensive  than many others we had, it was awesome, and we 
vowed to return.

After   our  long  walk  back up the beach to our room, we went to the 
spa   for  a  dip,  and  found  the  water level too low. We found the 
night   watchman,   Desmond  (a  very  friendly man), but he could not 
help us, so  we went to bed.

We   started   our   next  morning  with  a  quiet  walk on one of the 
world's   most   beautiful   beaches,  which  was  even  more pleasant 
because  few   hasslers   (salespeople)  were  out  yet.  I know these 
people  are  making  a   living   this   way   (I   don't   need   any  
lessons   on   their  struggling   economy,   thank  you), but I don't 
reward  their  pushy  behavior  with  my   business  on  vacation  any  
more   than I do at home. An obnoxious and  insincere  salesperson  is 
unpleasant  to  me  no  matter where I am. Upon  our  return, we had a 
wonderful  and  inexpensive  breakfast  of  bacon and  egg  sandwiches  
at   the   beach  bar. We then headed to Xtabi by way of  the resident 
taxi man, Jerry.

On   our   arrival   at   Xtabi,   we  were  given an enthusiastic and 
warm   greeting  to  begin  one  of our best afternoons on the island. 
George   showed   us  around  the  property  including  the cliff-side 
caves.  We   quickly   went   down  for some great snorkeling. When we 
took  a  rest  on  one  of  the  platforms built on top of some coral, 
Richard   brought   us   some   lounge   chairs   and   drinks   (what  
service!).   We   got  in more  snorkeling,  spotting  virtual  clouds  
of   small  fish,  a sand digger,  many  Tang  and  some  fish  I call 
Neon  Dots  that  were too shy for my  camera.  We  had  a tasty lunch 
of Jamaican Chicken and headed back to  Firefly.

During   our   afternoon   walk,  we went North on the beach again. By 
the   time   we   returned,   the   spa  had  more  water in it, and I 
enjoyed  a   sunset   soak   watching  the  many tropical birds in the 
trees, imagining  I was in paradise.

We   walked   down   to   Alfred's  Ocean  Palace,  which is noted for 
its   frequent   Reggae   shows,   for   dinner.   Though the meal was 
decent,  it   took   over   20  minutes  just  to get the check. Then, 
after  this long  wait,  they  treated  me  like a criminal for paying 
with  a traveler's  check  without  a picture ID (which had not been a 
problem elsewhere).  We left there disappointed with our treatment.

After   a   short  walk  on  the  beach,  we  resolved to give Hedo II 
another   try   and   had  Jerry  drive  us  there. We had less hassle 
getting  in  this  time  and  quickly found a shady spot on the beach. 
We  had  a  good  time   watching   the   competing   teams   in   the 
"Olympics" that were going on  that morning.

Later,   I   got  a  sailing  lesson from Devon of watersports and got 
some   relaxation   in,   floating  off  of  the beach. We then took a 
Sunfish  out   for   a  sail  over  towards  Grand  Lido  (looked much 
more  quiet  over   there)  and  around  Booby Cay, getting in just as 
the daily storm was  getting underway.

In   the   afternoon,   we   had   a   fun   time   watching  the body 
painting   contest   which   featured   some  very  creative  designs.  
We  grabbed  a   couple  of  burgers  from  the  beach  grill  and had 
to  head back. We  started  walking back towards Firefly when we got a 
lift  from  the  same  taxi   driver   who   took  us  back  the  last  
time   (that   guy   was   everywhere!).   We   got  back  in  time to 
watch  the party boats return  after sunset and have a relaxed evening 
in our room.

We   spent   the   next   morning  reading  on  the beach and enjoying 
our   breakfast   at   the   beach  bar.  We had a such a good time at 
Xtabi  that   we  returned  for  more  snorkeling. The water was a bit 
cloudier  that  day,  but  the  snorkeling  was  still  great.  We met 
a  nice  newlywed   couple   from   North  Carolina and had a pleasant 
lunch during the daily  storm.

The   rest   of   the  afternoon was some relaxation back at the beach 
at   Firefly,  followed  by  another  great  dinner  at  Kuyaba  and a 
free   shuttle   ride  back  to  our  room.  We  spent the rest of our 
evening  packing for our trip back.

The   nest   morning,   we   got  the bus back to Montego Bay to start 
our  long journey back home to some very happy dogs.

General Comments: 

I   doubt   we   would  go  back  to  Negril  this  way again. We went 
on   vacation   to   get   away  from  hassles,  not  to be constantly 
accosted  by   pushy   salespeople   and  taxi  drivers  who sometimes 
don't  understand   what   "no,  thank you" means. The only respite we 
got  from  this  was  our  time  at  Hedonism II. We also decided that 
though  we  got more variety  by  choosing  where we went for our next 
meal,  the process of deciding  and  then  traveling  to each meal was 
very  time-consuming  and,  in the  end,  detracted  from our vacation 
experience  (YMMV). If we do go back  to Negril, we will probably stay 
at Xtabi

As   far   as   Hedo   II  vs.  Jam-Jam  is  concerned, we prefer Jam-
Jam,   though,   once   again, YMMV. We are beach people and the beach 
and  reef   are  much nicer at Jam-Jam. The full service bar and grill 
at  the  Hedo  II  beach  were  nice but we would give them up for the 
natural  beauty   of   Jam-Jam. The grounds at Hedo II seem more lush, 
in  part  because  it  is  less  open  and  built  upon a hill. Though 
we  did  not sample many  meals  at Hedo, we thought the fare (and the 
clientele) at Jam-Jam was  a bit more international.

It  was  a  nice  vacation,  and  a  bit  less  expensive than an all-
 inclusive, but we are not likely to vacation this way again.  

JAMAICA: NEGRIL BY STEVE AND BARB ENGERER9702

The  following  are some thoughts about Negril, and some of the things 
we  did  on  our  vacation  there  from May 30 - June 6. Sorry for not 
finishing  this sooner, but most of what we wrote is still valid. This 
is  not  a  "daily diary" type of trip report - we won't tell you what 
we  had  for  every  meal. We'll talk about the fun things we did, and 
give  our  impressions  of  some of the unique things about Negril. In 
addition,  there  are several pictures in the library on some of these 
topics, which we will note in the report.

 Air Jamaica

Many  trip reports start with the plane ride to Jamaica, so this is as 
good  a  place  as  any  to put this topic. On our previous 4 trips to 
Jamaica,  we  had  gone with charter air and hotel packages. Since Air 
Jamaica  just  began  flights from Chicago in 1996, and their packages 
were  competitive  in  price  with  the  big  charter operators (Apple 
Vacations  and FunJet are the main ones in Chicago) we decided to give 
them a try.

A  big  advantage  for Air Jamaica is that they have daily flights, so 
that  you  aren't  restricted to going on specific days, as you are on 
charters.  Various commitments at home required that we had to go from 
Thursday  to  Thursday,  which would not have been possible with Apple 
Vacations, for example.

Another  plus for Air Jamaica was that the plane wasn't close to being 
full,  so  we got a whole row of three seats for the two of us. It was 
even  emptier on the way home, with about 25 people in a 150 passenger 
plane.

The  final  advantage of going Air Jamaica is that you use the regular 
terminal  at Montego Bay, instead of the charter terminal. The regular 
terminal  is  much  nicer,  with  modern  counters,  baggage  handling 
equipment,  lots  of  shops and a large, pleasant area to sit and wait 
for flights. This turned out to be very important.

However,  we  ended  up  very unhappy with Air Jamaica, because of the 
way  they  played  "bait and switch" with the flight times. All during 
early  '96,  they  had  been running large newspaper ads promoting the 
fact  that  their  flights  arrived  earlier and left later than their 
competitors,  thus  giving  you  the maximum time on the beach. In all 
their  ads they boasted of an arrival time of 10:50 AM and a departure 
time  of  5:15  PM. This sounded great to us, as we would have a whole 
afternoon  on  our  arrival  day  and a whole morning on our departure 
day.  (On  one  of  our  previous trips we had arrived in Negril after 
dark!)  When we booked the flight, these flight times were included in 
the  letter of confirmation they sent us. Then, only a week before our 
departure,  our  tickets  arrived  with a departure time of 2:15 PM, 3 
hours  earlier  than  advertised. This, of course, meant that we would 
have  to  leave  Negril  before  noon  on our departure day. Also, the 
flight  home  was no longer nonstop, but included a stop in Nassau! To 
make  matters  worse,  we  were informed on our arrival in Montego Bay 
that  the  bus  to  the airport would pick us up at our hotel at 10:15 
AM,  since we had to get to the airport 2 hours before flight time and 
they  "had  to  allow 2 hours for the drive from Negril." Now, many of 
you  know,  as  well  as we do, that the drive from Negril to MoBay is 
only  an hour and a half, and we have a hard time understanding why we 
had  to  be  at  the  airport  2 hours early for a flight with only 25 
people on it!

Nevertheless,  our  protests  got  us nowhere, including a call to Air 
Jamaica  offices  the  day  before  our  departure  requesting a later 
pickup  time. The final insult occurred when we arrived at the airport 
for  our  flight  home,  only  to  find  that the flight time had been 
changed  to  3:30.  So  instead  of  being  at the airport 2 1/2 hours 
early,  we were 3 1/2 hours early! Good thing we weren't stuck in that 
old charter terminal or we would have gone crazy.

 The Charela Inn

We  chose to stay at the Charela Inn, a small hotel near the center of 
Negril's  beach. The Charela has been around for a long time; we met a 
couple  who  had been visiting the Charela every year for 15 years. It 
has  only  39  rooms,  including a few family rooms. Ours was a garden 
view  and  a  lovely  garden  it  was.  The vegetation was mature with 
probably  a  hundred  different  species  of  trees  and  flowers.  My 
favorite  was  a  large  poinciana  tree  in  bloom.  (We must have 10 
pictures  of that tree!) The rooms are pleasant with 10-foot ceilings, 
4-poster  beds, and wooden wardrobes. We had fresh flowers in our room 
several  times  during  the  week.  The  lobby has circular staircases 
leading  up  to  a  lounge,  TV  room,  and  some  of  the  rooms. The 
restaurant  and  bar are in the older section of the hotel adjacent to 
the beach.

The  food  at  the  restaurant  was  quite  good.  We  ate a number of 
breakfasts  there and found the prices to be reasonable ($2 for French 
toast  and $4 for a large omelet and toast). The restaurant featured a 
5-course  meal  each  night  with  the  menu  announced  in  the  late 
afternoon.  This  was  expensive  ($25-28)  and  more  to  eat than we 
usually  wanted,  so  we  did  not try it. There is also a limited ala 
carte  menu  that  we ordered from several times and everything we had 
was delicious.

The  beach  at  the Charela is deeper than that of many Negril hotels, 
with  a  number of palm trees, so that sun or shade could be selected. 
There  were  plenty  of  lounge  chairs. The water is almost perfect - 
warm,  calm,  beautiful  blue, with a nice sandy bottom that gradually 
increases  in  depth so that you can walk out a long way. People would 
often  stand  out  in  the water and talk. We met several couples this 
way.  Sailboats,  windsurfers, and kayaks were available at no charge. 
The  beach  attendants  were  helpful  in  arranging snorkeling trips, 
parasailing,  etc.  The  guests  were  about  evenly  divided  between 
Americans  and  Europeans.  This  meant  that  there  was more topless 
sunbathing  than  at some other hotels and Steve particularly wants to 
thank  those  two  Italian  women for setting the tone of the beach by 
wearing only thongs (:-).

Our  dealings  with  the  hotel  were  mostly  good;  we had one phone 
message  that  got  mangled  and another that was lost completely, but 
the  management  was  generally  quite  helpful.  The  prices  for the 
Charela  are  among  the  lowest  of  the hotels included in most tour 
packages.  We  did  not feel that we were roughing it at all. We would 
definitely call this a "best buy".

 A Visit to Hedo for a Day

Our  trip  to  Jamaica  overlapped  one  day with one of Jamaica Jim's 
trips  to  Hedo, and he invited us to spend the day with him. We won't 
give a play-by-play of our day, but will give our impressions.

Hedo  is  really  two  resorts in one. One side is a very active, all-
inclusive  resort with a full spectrum of things to do. The other side 
is  a nudist resort, where you can be nude all day except at breakfast 
and  dinner.  It  is not just a resort with a nude beach. You can walk 
nude  from your room to the beach and to the nude hot tub, and you can 
get  drinks  at  the  bar  nude and eat lunch nude. This nudist resort 
happens  to  share  a  dining  room  with the regular, clothed resort. 
(Some  nudists  are  not  happy  unless they can be nude all the time, 
including  all  meals.  For  them, the only true nudist resorts in the 
Caribbean  are  Club  Orient  on  St.  Martin  and Sorobon on Bonaire. 
Conversely,  some  who  frequent  the nude side at Hedo don't consider 
themselves  to  really be nudists. As far as I'm concerned, anyone who 
likes  to  be  able to walk from their room to the beach nude, and eat 
lunch  nude,  is  a  nudist!)  The nude side is pretty slow-paced; the 
major  activity is getting up to walk over to the bar for more drinks. 
Occasionally  some people walk back and forth between the 2 sides, but 
mostly  they  stay  on  one side or the other. We met a couple who had 
been  to  Hedo  5  times  and had never been on the nude side! When we 
walked   from  one  side  to  the  other  we  could  really  feel  the 
difference.

The  nude  hot  tub  is  truly  impressive..  But it is a major social 
gathering  place  for  the  nude  side.  Some people spend hours in it 
every  day.  While  we  were  unable  to personally verify whether the 
"sperm  bank"  reputation  is  justified,  the  atmosphere at night is 
certainly  conducive  to such activity. It is big enough that a couple 
could  easily  move  off  by  themselves for some privacy. And if they 
wanted to be public about it, it wouldn't really bother anyone.

While  we  were there, the much discussed construction of the new pool 
was  in  progress. I personally think people are making too big a deal 
about  this.  It's  a small pool, and I think the main purpose for its 
existence  is so Hedo can say they have a "swim-up bar". This seems to 
be  the  latest marketing device for all-inclusive. It certainly isn't 
big  enough  to swim in, or play water volleyball in (the two things I 
would  want  a pool for). And I doubt there will be any water aerobics 
classes  in  it.  (Although  there's no reason they couldn't. In fact, 
nude water aerobics sounds like a neat idea!)

The  new nude beach was finished before our visit, and while they have 
improved  the  beach area, it's still the worst beach in Negril. There 
is  almost  no  sandy  beach.  A  couple feet into the water you're in 
weeds  and  rocks. It is also easily the most crowded beach in Negril, 
so  obviously  sand  isn't everything! (This is pretty typical of nude 
beaches.  The  nudists get the part of the beach no else wants, either 
because  it's  a  lousy  beach  or  it's  too hard to get to.) It is a 
credit  to  Hedo's  management  that they're trying to improve it, but 
the  fact  remains  that  the  nude beach is not nearly as nice as the 
prude beach. And it just does not compare with the main Negril beach.

Nevertheless,  we  had  a  lovely  day  at  Hedo.  There is definitely 
something  to  be  said  for  vacationing  at a resort where there are 
people  that  you  know. We had more interesting conversations on that 
day  than on the whole rest of the trip. The food was good, although a 
bit  more  American  than  at a Club Med. The grounds were nice and so 
were  the  rooms.  It  is  a  good  solid  resort,  even  without  the 
attraction of the nude beach.

 Booby Cay

Some  of  the  hotels  in  Negril (like Sandals and Hedo) advertise an 
"offshore  island"  or  "island  picnics". Some suggest that this is a 
private  island for their guests only. Well, there's only one island - 
every  hotel  in  Negril uses the same one. That's Booby Cay, and it's 
just  off the point between Hedo and Grand Lido. It amazes me that all 
those   island  picnics  aren't  falling  all  over  each  other,  but 
apparently  there  is  some  sort  of cooperation. (You take Saturday, 
I've  got Tuesday, etc.) The picnics are held on the main beach, where 
the  boats drop you off. There are some shelters and benches here, and 
nearby  there are some craft booths where several locals will sell you 
souvenirs  and  drinks.  The main beach is a nice size, and there is a 
little shade.

Some  hotels  advertise the island trip as a snorkeling excursion, and 
some  mention that there is a nude beach on the island. The snorkeling 
and  nude  sunbathing  is at the other beach on the island, reached by 
walking  down  the  path past the craft booths. This is a fairly small 
beach,  and the access to the water is rocky. The rocks make it so you 
can't  wade  or  swim  at  this  beach,  but  they make the snorkeling 
better.  This  is  the  only  good beach snorkeling that we know of in 
Negril.

 Diving and Snorkeling

There  are lots of opportunities for snorkeling at Negril. As you walk 
down  the  beach,  besides offering to sell you souvenirs or something 
to   smoke,   many   locals  are  offering  snorkeling,  jet  ski,  or 
parasailing  trips.  There  are  dozens of snorkel operators to choose 
from.  We solved this problem by asking the beach attendant at Charela 
for  a  recommendation.  He introduced us to Clarence, who took us out 
to  the  reef  for about 45 minutes of water time for $30 ($15 pp). We 
were  the  only  ones on the boat. It is a short ride to the reef, and 
there  are  mooring buoys to prevent anchor damage to the coral. There 
were  2  larger  boats  there  when  we  arrived,  and we indicated to 
Clarence  that  we  didn't  want  to be in a crowd, so he tied up to a 
buoy  a little ways away from the others. When we arrived at the reef, 
he  said  that  he  wouldn't  be able to go into the water with us but 
pointed  us  in  the  best  direction.  Apparently,  we  didn't follow 
directions  well,  because he soon jumped in after us and guided us to 
some  nice  healthy  coral.  It  was nice snorkeling, with a number of 
interesting  anemones  and  some  coral  that  bloomed during the day. 
There  were  a  variety of fish, but all of them were quite small. The 
reason  demonstrated  itself when we heard a ping nearby. I turned and 
there  was a spear-fisherman. He knew Clarence, and got a ride back in 
with  us.  BTW,  topless snorkeling, like most other things in Negril, 
is "No Problem".

There  are  also  quite a few scuba operators in Negril. I think there 
are  probably  10  or  more.  After  reading an item in "Negril Today" 
(there's  your  plug,  Rob)  we picked Mariners, a hotel and dive shop 
near  Rick's  on the cliffs. We decided we wanted to try a shore dive. 
They  picked  us  up at the Charela, ("some time in the next hour"--so 
we  waited on the beach), and drove us the long detour around the road 
construction.  It  probably  took  30  minutes  to  get there. Once we 
arrived,  we  picked  up  some gear, met our dive master, Stanley, and 
one  fellow diver, and had a splendid dive right off of the cliffs. It 
was  a  wonderful  way to dive--no long boat dive to make us sick just 
before  we  got  in  the  water.  There  was  good  coral, and lots of 
interesting  small  creatures.  We have an underwater camera, and went 
slow  enough  that we could take pictures. In a larger group, the dive 
master  often  keeps  the  group  moving  too  fast  to  get pictures, 
especially  with  the  close-up  lens.  Our maximum depth was about 60 
feet,  so  we  had  about  40 minutes of bottom time. This was cheaper 
than  a  boat  dive,  and we liked it better. We paid $30 pp, and this 
included all of our equipment.

Note  the prices of the diving and snorkeling. I think this is another 
"Best  Buy"  for  Negril.  We  seldom  see  prices  better  than  this 
elsewhere  in  the  Caribbean,  and we had as good a diver/dive master 
ratio  as  you  can get. In the Bahamas we paid more than this to dive 
on  a  "cattle  boat".  (This  past  summer,  we  took a a trip to the 
Florida  Keys; the best snorkeling price we could find was $20 pp, and 
the best scuba was about $60 pp.)

After  our dive, we walked through the road construction and had lunch 
at  Xtabi.  A  storm was coming, so we didn't do any snorkeling there, 
but  it  seems  to be a nice place to sun, and we certainly had a nice 
lunch.

 Sunset Cruises

Our  stay at the Charela included a free sunset cruise. We sailed on a 
yacht  (although  many  other  trips  are  on a catamaran). We went in 
swimsuits  and  t-shirts  although  many  others were in much dressier 
clothes.  We had to wade out to the boat that ferried us to the yacht, 
so  many  others  were quickly rolling up pant legs. On board, we were 
served  free  rum  punches  or  soft  drinks and a plate of cheese and 
crackers  was passed around. Other drinks were available for purchase. 
We  first  sailed  north  out around Booby Cay and then close to Grand 
Lido.  We  turned  around  and  came  back  along  the beach, past the 
Charala  and  along  the cliffs past Rick's. We saw the lighthouse and 
then  turned back. We stopped to watch the cliff jumpers at Rick's for 
a  few  minutes,  and  then  headed  home.  It was an enjoyable 3-hour 
cruise.

 The Character of the Beach

Don't  go  to  Negril  looking  for  long strolls on a deserted beach. 
Negril  is  a  lively, active beach, with one hotel after another. The 
difference  between  Negril  and  other popular beaches like Cancun is 
that  almost  all  of  the hotels are small, usually 50 rooms or less, 
and  only  2  stories  high.  No big high rises here. As a result, the 
beach  is  busy,  but  not  crowded. There are some large resorts, but 
they are not along the main section of the beach.

The  main  section  of  the beach runs from the Craft Village north to 
Cosmos.  At  this  point  the  beach  ends for a little bit where some 
trees  come  down  into  the water, then it picks up again with a very 
narrow  strip  that soon widens and continues north. Grand Lido, Hedo, 
and  Sandals are off by themselves at the end of this smaller northern 
section.  Swept Away (and the new Beaches resort, scheduled to open in 
1997)  are  at  the  north  end of the main "strip" of hotels, but not 
visible  from  the  rest  of the beach due partly to the way the beach 
curves,  but mostly to the "no higher than a palm tree" building code. 
So  the view on Negril beach is of sand, water, and palm trees, with a 
few  buildings  poking out of the trees occasionally. Altogether, it's 
a  very  attractive beach. Also, most properties are not very wide, so 
in  a  short walk you pass by a variety of resorts, restaurants, bars, 
shops,  etc. Ironically, because the biggest 3 resorts are isolated at 
the north end, many visitors to Negril never see the main beach.

On  our  first  trip  to  Negril  in 1982, there were only a few small 
hotels  and  restaurants  and  a  lot  of  empty beach. They were also 
fairly  "relaxed"  about  beach  wear.  At our hotel orientation, they 
told  us  that  topless  sunbathing  was OK anywhere on the beach, and 
nude sunbathing anywhere except right in front of a hotel.

Every  time  we  visit,  more of the beach has been built up since the 
last  time. Now, it looks like every bit of space along the beach from 
the  south  end all the way north to Cosmos has been used. The Beaches 
resort,  under  construction  while  we  were there, occupies the last 
empty  bit  of  beach  (called  the last wild nude beach in a previous 
trip  report).  That  part  of  the  beach  has  been  usable for nude 
sunbathing,  even  during the construction. But now there is no longer 
a  part  of  the beach that's not "right in front of a hotel" and thus 
no  more nude sunbathing. (A minor exception to this is Firefly, which 
allows  nude  sunbathing  on its beach. Unfortunately, Firefly's "nude 
beach"  is  approximately  2  lounge chairs wide.) For a nude beach in 
Negril  (other  than Hedo), you now have to go to Bloody Bay, north of 
Grand Lido.

Topless  sunbathing  is  also  much  less  common  than it used to be, 
varying  a  lot  from  hotel  to hotel. Some hotels discourage it (one 
hotel  told  us  it was against the law) and some have no problem with 
it  (the  Charela  specifically  designates  a  part of it's beach for 
topless  sunbathing).  In  general,  the more Americans there are at a 
hotel, the less topless sunbathing there is.

North  of  Cosmos,  a  public  beach  has been created, including life 
guard  chairs,  changing  rooms, and a snack bar. This is a good idea, 
since  it  preserves part of the beach for the local residents to use, 
as  well  as  visitors  who aren't staying in one of the beach hotels. 
The  public  beach  occupies  the  stretch  of beach from Cosmos up to 
where the trees come down to the water and the beach ends.

 Jamaica Time

In  conclusion,  a word about the pace of life. Things generally don't 
happen  as  quickly in Negril as most Americans are used to. Some find 
this  annoying,  some  find it amusing. You will enjoy your trip a lot 
more  if you can keep from being annoyed and be flexible about things. 
Our parasailing experience is a good example of this.

On  Monday  we had arranged (the day before) to go parasailing at 9:00 
and  go  to Booby Cay at 9:30. Since parasailing is only a 5-10 minute 
ride,  we  figured  we  were allowing plenty of time. Ha! The parasail 
boat  was  supposed  to pick Barb up at our hotel at 9:00. At 9:15 the 
operator  came  walking  up the beach and said she had to walk down to 
their  office  in  order  to  fill out the paperwork. Of course no one 
mentioned  that the day before when we made the arrangements. When she 
got  there,  they  didn't  have  the  kind of boat she wanted (the new 
parasailing  boats  launch you right off the back of the boat, instead 
of  pulling  you  off  a  raft). It was apparently being repaired, and 
they  said  she'd  have to use the other kind. She said no, she'd just 
go  some  other  time.  Then they said they'd get the kind of boat she 
wanted  and  pick  her up at our hotel in 10 minutes. It was now 9:25. 
She  walked  back to our hotel, explained the situation, and we waited 
until  9:45,  then  decided  to give up on parasailing for the day and 
headed  off  to Booby Cay. (It should be noted that Clarence, our ride 
to  and  from Booby Cay, was quite reliable, and picked us up right on 
time.)

On  Wednesday  morning  we  tried again. This time Clarence found us a 
parasailing  operator  who  had the kind of boat Barb wanted, and took 
us  and another couple to their office. We paid our money, then waited 
half  an hour while they put the boat in the water and got it started. 
After  they  got out into the water, it took another 10 minutes to get 
the  rigging  arranged  right. Barb was the first one up, and got some 
great  pictures while aloft. She was up a total of 5 minutes, and when 
she  was  done,  the  boat  came  back to shore. They were out of gas! 
Eventually,  the  others  on  the boat got their rides. Altogether, it 
took an entire morning for a 5 minute ride.

SANDALS

JAMAICA: SANDALS DUNNS RIVER, OCHO RIOS BY BILL FISH 9703

  Six  couples,  including  my  wife and me, traveled to Sandals Dunns 
River  (S.D.R.)  in  Ocho  Rios,  Jamaica  via US Air the last week of 
January  1997.  Several were opposed to the timing because we left the 
day  before the Super Bowl but it couldn't have been a better trip. We 
traveled  from Kansas City via Charlotte and on to Montego Bay and all 
flights  left  and  arrived on time. Charlotte was a good place to fly 
through  with  our  flight  being the only one clearing customs on the 
return trip making reentry into the states a breeze.

  After the usual slight delay at Sangster Airport clearing customs we 
quickly  headed for the bus. There are numerous offers from within the 
airport  to  the  bus for anything you might or might not want. If you 
don't  want  it,  say  no  thank  you  and  you'll  get  the  Jamaican 
salutation,  "No  problem, mahn." We gave one of the locals by the bus 
10  dollars  to  bring us a six pack of Red Stripe in a box of ice for 
the bus trip and were on our way. 

  TIP:  It  is  a  good  idea to change clothes while waiting to clear 
customs  in  Montego  Bay.  We always pack our change of clothes in an 
easily  accessible  bag and while one spouse waits in the customs line 
the  other pops into the nearby restrooms to change clothes and make a 
pit  stop.  I  strongly  recommend  the pit stop since the bus usually 
stops only once.

  TIP:  Carry  your  own bags the few feet from customs to the Sandals 
desk.  A  porter  will carry them from the Sandals desk to the bus and 
will  expect  a  small  tip, as will the bus driver. These will be the 
last  tips solicited from Sandals personnel until the bus trip back to 
the airport.

  We've  never  had  any  problem  or  anxiety  with our bus trip from 
Montego  Bay  to  Ocho  Rios  and  this  was  no exception. We stopped 
briefly  at  the  half way point for a rest room break and to purchase 
drinks  and  finished  our trip to Sandals Dunns River about two hours 
after leaving Montego Bay.

  Check in at Sandals Dunns River was painless. While the guys pointed 
out  their  bags,  the ladies checked in and sipped champagne. We were 
upgraded  from  the  standard  room  to  the luxury class room and the 
second  day  there the desk called and offered another free upgrade to 
ocean  view  luxury.  We  accepted  the first upgrade and declined the 
latter. It's a hassle to repack and we were content with our room.

  TIP:  Ask  for two room keys when you check in. Some rooms only have 
one  key  available.  If  only  one  key is available, ask for another 
room.  It's  no  fun when you get home from golfing, etc., and have to 
find  your  spouse  on  the  beach  to  get  into  the room and change 
clothes.

  Room categories: Rooms range in ascending order of cost from Deluxe, 
Premium,  Luxury,  Luxury  Oceanview, Grand Luxe Oceanview, Oceanfront 
and  Honeymoon Suites. The Luxury room we were upgraded to was perfect 
for  us.  The Luxury rooms are all located in two, two story buildings 
between  the  second  pool and the tennis courts, where we spent a lot 
of  time.  The  Deluxe,  Premium, and some of the Grand Luxe Oceanview 
rooms  are  in the main building housing the lobby and guest services. 
The  Suites  and Luxury Oceanview rooms are in the high-rise (a former 
hotel)  Genoa  Wing. We checked the Genoa Wing out and these rooms had 
the  best  views  but  we  were  glad  not  to  have  to mess with the 
elevator.  We  toured the honeymoon suite during our stay. The room is 
about  the  same as all the other rooms but has a hallway leading into 
a  large  sitting  room  overlooking the ocean. The difference in cost 
between  the honeymoon suite and a regular room is about eight hundred 
dollars  for  a seven night stay. This difference buys a fully stocked 
bar,  room  service,  and  a  robe.  The suite has two bathrooms and a 
large  sitting room. Unless we wanted to sneak a few other people into 
our  room to stay, the difference in cost would not have been worth it 
for  us.  We  simply  aren't  in our room enough. We didn't find a big 
difference  between  rooms  at  Sandals Ocho Rios, Couples and Sandals 
Dunns  River.  I'd  judge an all inclusive by the amenities and not by 
room size since little time is spent there. 

  The  rooms have 110 and 220 volt electric services, functioning hair 
dryers,  good  air  conditioning, a telephone, wall safe, clock radio, 
satellite  TV  and  a coffee maker. They lack CD players. The TV had a 
24-hour  Sandals channel outlining the week's activities. A nice added 
touch  over  other  resorts we have been to was the 24-hour Sandals TV 
channel  outlining  weekly  activities.  The  bed  was  king  size and 
comfortable.

  Maid  service  was  the  best  we  have  experienced. The maids were 
friendly  and  came  to the rooms twice a day. The bedding was changed 
daily  at  their  first  visit  and  the bed covers turned down at the 
second.  At  each  visit  the  maids  turned  on music in the room and 
replaced  the  abundant towels with clean ones. After fighting for the 
one  wash  cloth provided at Couples, the towel supply at S.D.R. was a 
bonus.  Two  large  beach  towels  are  also provided and there was no 
problem getting them replaced at water sports.

  Entertainment  was  inferior to that we saw at Sandals Ocho Rios and 
Couples.  At  Sandals  Dunns  River  the entertainment is in The Forum 
which  is  an  indoor  theater setting with a dance floor. There isn't 
much  seating  and it is difficult to see well unless in the front row 
of  the  two  levels.  It  is  dark  and  there  was  little  audience 
participation  with  the  performers.  The  open  air  amphitheater of 
Sandals  Ocho  Rios  was  superior  in our minds and the entertainment 
tended  more toward audience participation there. The piano bar by the 
smaller  pool  was our favorite hangout but the piano played only from 
11:00 p.m. to 1:00 a.m. We were in bed by then.

  There  is  a  shuttle  between S.D.R. and S.O.R. throughout the day. 
Unfortunately,  the  last  shuttle  leaves S.O.R. too late to stay for 
the  superior  entertainment  there.  One good option taken by several 
people  we  spoke  with  was  to stay at S.O.R. and spend the daylight 
hours  at  S.D.R.'s  superior beach and pool. Then you could return to 
the room at S.O.R., change, have dinner and watch the shows there.

  Beach  and  Pool:  The  beach and pool areas were superior to any we 
have  seen.  The  beach  is  secure  and there is no problem finding a 
beach  lounge in the sun or the shade. Bathrooms are close, volleyball 
is  nearby, and all watersports including water skiing are close. It's 
a  quiet  and  peaceful  setting. The two pools are beautiful and both 
are  larger  than any of the pools at Couples or S.O.R. Both have pool 
bars  accessible  from  the pool or by land. Two of the three nice hot 
tubs  are  adjacent  to  the  pools.  They  were  larger and the water 
temperatures  more  predictable  than  those  at Couples and S.O.R. We 
preferred  the  setup at S.D.R. with all rooms and activities in close 
proximity to the pools and beach.

  Bars: Bars were plentiful and bartenders mixed excellent drinks with 
our  favorite  rum  drink  being  the  Hummingbird. There were premium 
beers in addition to the Red Stripe if you preferred.

  Restaurants:  The  strength  of  Sandals  versus Couples is in their 
service  at  meal  time.  There  is NO comparison. The take your time' 
attitude  of Jamaicans is not seen in the Sandals restaurants. Waiting 
staff  is  plentiful  to  help  you  to  your seat and fill your drink 
glasses  and  they  aren't  stingy  with  filling  wine  glasses. They 
usually  left  a  bottle  of  each  type  of wine at our table for our 
evening  meals.  Breakfast  and  lunch are usually buffet style with a 
terrific selection of local and international menu options. 

  Evening  meals are held at one of four restaurants: Teppanyakis is a 
Japanese  style  restaurant  with oriental meals prepared tableside by 
an   entertaining   chef.   This   was   our   favorite  and  requires 
reservations.

  Ristorante  d'Amore  was  Italian,  Windies was West Indian, and The 
International  had  a variety. All had top notch service and were open 
from 6:30 p.m. to 9:30 p.m.

  Michelle's  is  the reservations required restaurant at Sandals Ocho 
Rios  and  is  a  good  place  to eat if visiting there and catching a 
little of their outdoor entertainment.

  TIP:  While  the Sandals brochure states slacks are required, shorts 
were  allowed at all of the restaurants. They must be near knee length 
shorts  (no  jean  shorts  at  all),  shirts  must  be collared and if 
wearing sandals, they must have a back strap.

 SPORTS

  Sports - Tennis The tennis facilities were comparable to Couples and 
superior  to  S.O.R.. There are four lighted courts and good equipment 
available  for use. The tennis pro, Trevor, was superb for instruction 
of  all  levels of player. In addition to Trevor, there are frequently 
visiting  tennis  pros.  Paul  McNamara  was  the  visiting  pro  from 
Australia  while  we  were there and he was also terrific. Between him 
and  Trevor  there  were  always opportunities for lessons and several 
tournaments  were  held.  We  never  had  trouble getting a court or a 
lesson. 

  Sports  -  Golf  The  golfers  in our group liked the Sandals course 
slightly  better than the course at Runaway Bay. The greens could have 
been  a  little  better  maintained  but  on  the whole the course was 
excellent  and  had  beautiful  views.  Accuracy  is  a plus since the 
fairways  are  a  little tight. Play is quick and the caddies are good 
to  move  faster  golfers  through.  The  course is a little closer to 
S.O.R.  than  S.D.R.  but it was still only a 15 minute bus ride. Golf 
is  included  but  a caddy is required and costs 12 dollars per person 
for  18  holes.  Shoes  and  clubs  can  be  rented but the shoes were 
worthless  and  in very few sizes. Tips to the caddies aren't required 
but  I  believe they were expected and our group always felt they were 
well  worth  a  substantial  tip.  Some  of  the favorite caddies were 
Early,  Alfred, and Richard. There are also a putting green and a nine 
hole  pitch  and putt course on the premises at S.D.R.. It wasn't much 
but they had a fun tournament on it.

  TIP:  Bring  your  own  golf  shoes even if you don't bring your own 
clubs.  Consider  bringing  old  golf  shoes to give to the caddies as 
tips. They can use them and they are very appreciative.

  Sports  -  Water  skiing  The water ski boat was excellent and had a 
boom  for  teaching  those  less adept skiers. They have some adequate 
combo  skis and a slalom ski with a double boot which they keep on the 
boat.  They also have a wakeboard and kneeboard available. Ask for the 
wakeboard  fin  on the boat if needed. Skiing was continuous from 7:30 
a.m.  to noon and from 2 - 4 p.m. There usually wasn't much of a line. 
Sandals  doesn't offer jet skis or parasailing but they were available 
for a fee a few steps from the resort security fence. 

  TIP:  If  you  want  to  parasail, do it in the U.S. or Canada where 
liability  laws  ensure  a  safer  ride. I saw at least one parasailor 
dumped  into the ocean so far the parasail went in the water with them 
and the boat had to come back to pick them up. 

  Sports  -  Fitness  Center  The  fitness  center  was in an open air 
building  with  Stair  Steppers,  treadmill, lifecycles, and Universal 
Weights.  There  were  saunas, hot and cold jaccuzzis, and steamrooms. 
It's  nice  to  work  out  in the open air and was a superior location 
than those at Couples or S.O.R.

  Sports  -  SCUBA diving The diving equipment was good quality and so 
was  the  resort  diving  instruction.  The  instructors  weren't  too 
personable  or  enthusiastic  but  they seemed competent. When weather 
permitted,  two  or  three  dives  were made daily. The first dive was 
usually  limited  to  internationally  certified  divers and the later 
dives  were  shallow dives for both certified divers and those trained 
at  the  resort  Three of our group took the resort course. The resort 
course  probably  suffices  for  strong  swimmers  with  any  athletic 
ability  but  I  wouldn't  recommend  weaker  swimmers  diving without 
becoming  certified  prior. The aquatic life around the north shore of 
Jamaica  is  very  sparse  but  I did manage to see some large crab, a 
large  eel,  and a puffer fish on this trip. I am certified and on our 
deepest  dives  we had planned to dive to 90 feet. There were only two 
divers  and the divemaster. The divemaster dove to beyond 100 feet (by 
design  or  by  error,  I'm  not  sure) and the dive lasted 28 minutes 
before  we  started  to  ascend.  This  is  beyond  what is considered 
international  safe  diving limits. Though I stopped at 97 feet, I was 
still  off  the chart for safe dive limits. I was a little leery after 
this  and  kept  a  close  I  on  my depth gauge, my watch and my dive 
tables.

  Watersports:  The  beach  watersports  staff  wasn't as strong as at 
Couples  and  didn't  seem  too interested in teaching wind surfing or 
sailing  but windsurfers, sunfish, and hobie cats were available along 
with aquatrikes and paddle boats.

  Playmakers:  Most  of  the  activities organized by the "Playmakers" 
were  centered  around  the large pool. Pool and beach volleyball were 
continuously  played  and other activities such as Reggae Dancing were 
mixed  in.  The playmakers weren't quite as strong or personable as at 
Couples  or  S.O.R.  Three  theme  nights are organized including Toga 
Night,  Pirates  Night,  and  Formal  Night.  Pirates  night was worth 
catching  and  had  Reggae  dancing  outside  and  a  fire  eater  for 
entertainment.  From  what  I  heard, most of the resorts are spending 
less on organized activities and complimentary tours.

  Special  events  are  occasionally held. There was a well done Super 
Bowl  party  during  the Packers - Patriots game. Drinks and food were 
available  in  the  Forum  with  a  big screen TV and two NFL players, 
Derrick  Walker  of  the Chiefs and Chris Calloway of the Giants, were 
present  to  sign  autographs and have photos taken with them. Derrick 
and  Chris  were  active  at  the  volleyball,  basketball, and tennis 
courts and added to the fun.

  Excursions:  Excursions could be booked through the Tour Desk or you 
could  book directly with tour services from numbers obtained from the 
Jamaican Tourism Board.

  Dunns  River  Falls  The  trip  to  Dunns  River  Falls is no longer 
complimentary.  For  22 US dollars per couple a bus takes you to Dunns 
River  Falls  and  returns  you to the resort Everyone should make the 
trip  at  least  once. It really is an impressive site. Everything off 
site  is an additional cost. At Dunns River Falls it costs six dollars 
to  rent  a  locker,  the  guide  up  The  Falls  requests  a tip, the 
photographer  who  carries  the cameras for you and takes your picture 
requests  a  tip, the bus driver requests a tip, and at the end of the 
tour  you  must run a gauntlet of aggressive tee shirt / paraphernalia 
vendors to get back to your bus.

  TIP:  At  Dunn's  River  Falls  take water socks for the climb and a 
strap  for  your  glasses.  Combine  with others in the tour group for 
your  locker  or  take  nothing but a little cash in your pocket and a 
towel  so  no  locker  is  needed. If you are in a group, have someone 
carry  your  cameras  and  walk  on the walkway adjacent to the Falls. 
They  can  snap  some great photos / videos from there and your camera 
will  be  safe. The guide holding our cameras dropped one of them into 
the  river.  Also,  consider  taking  the boat trip from Sandals Dunns 
River.  It  makes a stop to snorkel and stops at Dunns River Falls for 
the tour.

  TIP:  Some  in  our  group obtained vouchers for free trips to Dunns 
River  Falls  from their travel agent with no additional fee. Consider 
asking for their availability.

  Blue  Mountain  Biking  I  was  opposed to this excursion because of 
losing  a  whole  day  in the sun for eighty dollars per person but it 
was  well worth the trip. It was almost three hours from the resort to 
the  starting  point  in  the Blue Mountains and the same return trip. 
Our  bus  driver  employed  by  Blue  Mountain  Tours made the trip go 
quickly  and  he  was one of the high points of our trip. His name was 
"Juicy"  and  he  gave  us  a running account of the Jamaican sites we 
passed  as  well  as  commentary on the political, social, educational 
situation  in  Jamaica.  He  was a comedian at heart and had the whole 
bus  singing and laughing all the way. He also stopped to climb a palm 
tree  and joined us for a swim under a water fall at the end of our 18 
mile  bike  trip  down  the  Blue  Mountains.  The  downhill bike trip 
required  almost  no pedaling and there were frequent stops to see the 
sites  in  the  rain  forest.  We  were  provided ponchos and the rain 
didn't  dampen  the  spirits  of any of the bikers. This trip was down 
roads  traveled  very  infrequently  by  cars and an occasional coffee 
plantation  truck. We were able to see the rural Jamaican villages and 
it  gives  some  insight into how poor the country really is. We never 
felt  unsafe  and there were plenty of guides accompanying the bikers. 
At  the  end was the opportunity to swim in an icy pool of water under 
a large waterfall. It made for some more nice photos.

  TIP:  If taking the Blue Mountain Biking trip, demand to go on a day 
"Juicy"  is  driving  the  bus.  Blue Mountain Coffee may be purchased 
here for considerably less than in Ocho Rios or at the resort.

  Amenities:  The  usual  assortment of outdoor chess, billiards, ping 
pong,  shuffleboard,  croquet and board games were available. Massages 
are  available  but are no longer included in the fee. Hairstyling was 
available  at the resort and a short walk past the security fence will 
bring  you  to  numerous locals who will braid hair. Anything else one 
could  want  from  tee  shirts  to  ganja could be purchased two steps 
beyond the "fence".

  Management made themselves very available to guests and were helpful 
in  solving  any  complaints  or  problems professionally. A manager's 
welcoming  cocktail  party is held to introduce all managers to guests 
and  answer  any  questions.  Guests  returning  to Sandals received a 
special  dinner  and  also  a  Sandals  tee  shirt and a bottle of Tia 
Maria.

  All in all, we ranked Sandals Dunns River just ahead of Sandals Ocho 
Rios  and  Couples.  If  we could bring the saxophone player strolling 
along  the  beach  at  Couples  and  the  entertainment from S.O.R. to 
Sandals  Dunns  River  it  would  be almost perfect. As it was, it was 
about as close as it gets. . 

JAMAICA: SANDALS DUNNS RIVER BY VICKY LARMOUR 9705

My  husband  and  I  spent  our  honeymoon in Sandals Dunns River so I 
thought I'd write up a brief report.

First  off,  the  flight (from the UK) wasn't too bad, except that the 
plane  stopped  in  Kingston  on  the  way  to Montego Bay which added 
another  hour  and a half to our already long (9.5 hours) flight time! 
The  bus  ride  to the resort wasn't half as bad as we had been led to 
believe  but  we  did  pass  one nasty smash on the way. Once we'd got 
used  to the Jamaican tradition of a) tooting the horn as you overtake 
and b) overtaking *anywhere* - we were fine!

Arriving  at  Sandals  we  were  greeted by happy, friendly faces; our 
luggage  was  taken  from  us  and  we were given a glass of champagne 
each.  We waited while the receptionist went through the paperwork and 
were  then  taken  to  our  room  by one of the bellboys. The room was 
fantastic  - the only problem was the view (we’d upgraded to a "Luxury 
Oceanview"  which  turned out not to have much of an ocean view at all 
unless  you hung off the balcony by your toenails! Anyway, we asked to 
be  moved  to a better room and the receptionist was really nice - she 
had  no  better rooms in our category or the two categories above ours 
available  until  the  next  day. So, the next day we got moved into a 
better room!

The  restaurants  there were wonderful - the Teppenyaki (oriental) was 
definitely  the  best but the International, Italian, and Windies were 
good  too.  It  took  us  a while to get used to not having to pay and 
just  getting  up  and  leaving,  but  then  we  soon cottoned on that 
equally,   we  could  ask  for  *two*  appetizers,  or  have  "one  of 
everything"  from  the dessert trolley! :-) It was great having drinks 
freely  available  too - working our way through the cocktail list was 
a major feature of the holiday!

The  facilities were amazing - we were worried that there might be big 
queues  for  some of the activities, but the resort seems to have been 
very  carefully  planned  with  this  in  mind  - we never had trouble 
finding  a  lounger,  swapping  in our beach towels for clean ones, or 
doing  any  of  the  activities  we  wanted to. We tried tennis, table 
tennis,  pitch’n’putt,  pool,  snorkeling, wind surfing, water-skiing, 
aquatrike-ing,  swimming, and of course just lounging around. We liked 
the   way   the   playmakers  (which  we  thought  sounded  alarmingly 
American!)  didn’t  even  slightly  force you to join in to the "team" 
activities if you didn’t want to. 

We  went  over to Sandals Ocho Rios one evening, with the intention of 
eating  there,  seeing  what it was like and then maybe spending a day 
there  later  on.  However,  that one evening was sufficient for us to 
see  all  we  wanted  to  see  of the resort - it’s a lot smaller than 
Dunns  River,  and  a lot more sedate and relaxed seeming (Dunns River 
was  quite  upbeat  and lively). We were glad we’d chosen Dunns River, 
but  obviously  that wouldn’t be everyone's preference! The restaurant 
we ate at (Tex Mex) was nice.

We  did  the  Mary Ann cruise trip ("The Booze Cruise") to Dunns River 
Falls,   which  was  another  great  experience.  Make  sure  to  take 
disposable  underwater  cameras!  We  used  a total of 8 (!) films, of 
which two were disposable underwater ones. 

We  spent  more  money  than  we  thought  we  would  given  the "All-
inclusive"  nature  of  the resort, but didn’t ever feel we were being 
charged  for things that should have been included. Things we paid for 
were:  souvenirs (we bought five t-shirts!) and postcards; a half-hour 
massage  each; I got 5 braids put in my hair; the Mary Ann cruise; and 
three photographs from the resort photographer. Talking of postcards -
  we  sent  our postcards the day after we arrived and they arrived in 
the UK the day after we got back!

I  don’t  think  there’s much else to say except to say that it really 
was  the  holiday  of  a  lifetime - we would heartily recommend it to 
anyone  wanting  a  really  luxurious, every-whim-catered-for holiday. 
And definitely try the "Sex on the Beach" cocktail! :-) 

Vicky (wishing she was back there now instead of at work!)  

JAMAICA: SANDALS DUNNS RIVER BY DARIN S. LEVINE 9701

BACKGROUND:

Lucie  and  I  (Darin)  got  engaged  the  weekend  before our trip to 
Jamaica  so  this  was  destined  to  be  a  wonderful  trip. Our only 
previous  Caribbean  experience was this past May at Club Med in Turks 
and  Caicos.  We  are  newly  certified scuba divers and like the all-
inclusive resorts for their watersports/sports, among other things.

DAY 1:

Preliminary  Note:  Don’t  stay  at  a Susse Chalet unless you’ve been 
there  before  and  can  deal  with  it.  I would much prefer to spend 
another $10-15 in the future and stay at a nicer place.

  At any rate, our Air Jamaica flight was a pleasure. Great food, free 
movie  and  champagne, nice service. We had no problems at the airport 
and  didn’t  really  mind the supposedly dreadful ride to Sandals. The 
ride  is  about  an hour and a half to this property, with a stop half 
way  through,  and  you  pass plenty of other closer resorts along the 
way.

  Upon  arriving  at  the property, we had a friendly welcome, but our 
room  was not ready and despite the fact that lunch was ending, no one 
was  in  a rush to either get us a room or lunch. We were able to grab 
the  last bit of lunch and readily learned that coming near the end of 
a  meal  was  a  bad idea and that the buffets don’t really compare to 
our  Club  Med  experience.  More  on  this  later.  We also found the 
Playmakers were not quite as friendly as G.O’s at Club Med. 

  We  tried  a  water  tryke  and  thought it was fun, but a pedal was 
broken  which  made  it  a  little  bit  uncomfortable. We immediately 
signed  up  for  a scuba check out dive for the next day from a rather 
unfriendly  scuba  guy.  The  pool  was  fantastic and the drinks were 
great.  Too  bad there is only a limited number of floats in the pool, 
but  I  guess  too  many  wouldn’t  be  great  either.  We weren’t too 
impressed  with  the  welcome  orientation  as  it  was  not  quite so 
personal or informative.

  Dinner  was  outside  by  the pool because it was Olympic night. The 
ambiance  was  fabulous.  Nice  service of beverages and carrying your 
dishes  to  the  table,  but the buffet was not comparable to Club Med 
and  you need to eat early. We found this true through the rest of our 
stay  --  items  were missing and not re-filled, so you had to come at 
the  beginning  of  a meal to get the most out of it. There was a nice 
pasta  station.  Lucie  liked  the  shrimp  stir  fry  and I liked the 
chicken  saute  kabob.  There  were  also  pretty  ice sculptures. The 
setting  of  the  meal,  outside  by  the  pool,  was  spectacular and 
romant
++

  We  skipped  the  toga party. Quickly learned that the drink “purple 
rain”  was pretty good. Had a purple rain and blue frozen drink by the 
Piano  Bar  area which was beautiful. Lucie was tired by this point -- 
it  was  a  long  day.  We  had  to prepare for our 8:45 a.m. (not our 
choice of time) checkout scuba dive.

 DAY 2 - JAMAICA DAY:

We  began  early,  around  7:30 a.m., and showered (cold spurts in hot 
water)  and  went on to the breakfast buffet, which was only served in 
one  place.  I  had  French  toast, fruit, bacon, and juice. Lucie had 
poached  eggs,  bacon,  potatoes,  fruit and coffee. Breakfast was OK, 
but the fruit was not very fresh.

  Our check out dive was at 10:00 a.m as it turned out. Good equipment 
and nicer people.
Played  pitch  and  putt. Fabulous fun on a 9-hole 3 par course. Don’t 
have to be good to enjoy. We’re not golfers.

Next,  Lucie  learned  exactly  how  to  make a Banana Daiquiri at the 
piano pool bar. It was her favorite drink.

This  was the big beach party night. It was confusing and did not seem 
organized  for  dinner. Also, it is especially important to come early 
for  dinner.  Not  a  great  selection  of  food  and no helpful drink 
service.  The entertainment was good. Snake charmer, nail board dancer 
and  fire dancer. We played shuffleboard and rested in a hammock after 
dinner.

 DAY 6:

We  made  plans to leave to the Royal Jamaican hotel today since it is 
so  much  closer  to  the  airport.  Don’t do this. If inclined, go to 
Montego  Bay  and  party there. We looked at Mo Bay and thought it was 
nice,  but  a  step  below  Ocho  Rios,  which was a step below Dunn’s 
River.  Royal  Jamaican is below all of the above and is depressing or 
sedate.

Did  snorkel  trip  at  Royal  J and found it to be really nice. Great 
coral,  lots of fish, thought he water was not perfectly clear or even 
that clean.

Came  back  to room to change for dinner. Lights went out for about 30 
minutes.  People  at  the  front desk said it was unusual and they did 
not  know  how  long  it  would  last -- not real helpful. Finally got 
changed  and  ran  to boat dock to catch the cool “dragon” boat to the 
authentic  Bali  Hai  Indonesian restaurant on a remote island nearby. 
The  island,  in the daylight, is not too impressive -- a few pools, 1 
bar,  some  “nude  areas”  (we  were told), and lots of dirt and bugs. 
But,   in  the  evening,  surrounded  by  lights,  the  restaurant  is 
beautiful  with  a wonderful view. Dinner was served in tables of six. 
Each  person  was given a traditional Indonesian wrap to wear. We were 
given  three  drinks  --  water,  wine, and an alcoholic concoction of 
some  sort. We had 1 appetizer (like a shrimp spring roll) and about 5 
cold  dishes  to  share  (marinated  veggies,  cabbage, corn fritters, 
etc.).  We  also  had  5 or 6 hot dishes along with white rice. Two of 
the  dishes  were fish (1 shrimp), 1 beef, 1 pork, and 1 chicken. They 
were  very  good.  Lousy  dessert (mango mousse in a pineapple sauce). 
Jasmine tea too. 

It  was  a fun and different experience. We met lots of nice people at 
dinner,  all  of  whom  were  honeymooners.  Next, we came back, had a 
drink,  played  some backgammon and checkers, and lounged in a hammock 
on  the  dock.  We  had  to come back inside to escape the bugs - they 
were  eating  us  up  alive on our last night after having no problems 
all through the trip.

 DAY 7 - OUR LAST DAY:

We  slept  in  later because we asked if we could check out later than 
they  had scheduled for us to do. Good idea. Had breakfast. As we were 
waiting  for  our  shuttle  to  the airport, another couple was having 
quite  the  spat.  They  had  gotten  married on the trip, but she was 
screaming  at him and asking the hotel people to get them on different 
flights. I think security was called. Bad scene. 

Anyway,  Air Jamaica was terrific again. Wonderful trip. In short, the 
food  and sports were superior at Club Med, but the ambiance could not 
be beat at Sandals Dunn’s River. 

JAMAICA: SANDALS ROYAL JAMAICAN BY DEBBIE HOFFREN 9609

Trip to Montego Bay

We  took  a  Funjet charter from Houston Intercontinental to Sangster, 
Montego  Bay on Friday, June 28, 1995. These charters are offered from 
May  until September and go out on Mondays and Fridays. We went to the 
long-term  parking  and  got right on the bus. We got there just under 
1.5  hours  before our flight. This was plenty of time. We checked our 
bags  and  were  asked  for  proof  of  citizenship. We were told that 
driver's  license  and  voter's registration wouldn't work, but I used 
them  in  Jamaica,  just  to see. They were fine. Anyway, we had birth 
certificates,  marriage  license,  and  affidavits of citizenship. The 
flight  boarded and departed on time (8 a.m.) Funjet uses Sun Country. 
While  the  direct  flight  is  great, don't take it if you are phobic 
about  crowded  seats.  We were given a hot meal of eggs, sausage, and 
Danish.  The  flight  arrived in Montego Bay at 11:15, late because of 
wind.  Customs  was  non-eventful.  As  usual,  always went to the far 
left.  You  must  get  in  the  line  with the green sign which reads, 
"Nothing  to  Declare".  Sandals  took  good  care  of  us. They stuck 
Sandals  tags  on  our bags. The (tipped) baggage guy got our stuff on 
the  bus.  We  got  to a bus within 5 minutes after customs. . The bus 
was  air  conditioned,  and  the  driver  made the ride in less than 5 
minutes  with  earth-shattering  speed.  After arrival, we were taken, 
along  with  another  couple  arriving  from  Houston,  to  the  suite 
concierge  center  and given champagne. It was noon, and rooms weren't 
ready.  Those  with  non-suite accommodations got a champagne check-in 
in  the  lobby. No petit fours in the basket—just cookies. We spent 45 
minutes  bombarding  Omar,  the concierge, with questions about dinner 
reservations,  etc.  , and talking while sipping champagne. Omar was a 
very  nice guy and nearly 19 years old. He spent the week going around 
to  various  activities,  pools,  and  beaches  to make sure the suite 
guests  were  having  a  good  time  and didn't need anything. We were 
given  a  small  booklet  about  Royal,  a  map  of  Jamaican,  and  3 
postcards.  We  were  asked  about a room choice. We were not upgraded 
but could probably have been had we gone to the second floor. 

The  Room  We  were in room 123 in the Kensington Block. Last time, we 
were  in  216  of  the  Kensington Block. Room 123 is on the east end, 
just  steps  from  the  ocean to the right and the pool and jacuzzi on 
the  left.  We  would  choose  this room again. This room was a Grande 
Luxe  Honeymoon  Beachfront.  It  looks  very  much like the brochure. 
There  is  a  sitting  area  with two chairs and a table with a coffee 
maker  and  coffee  and tea. The coffee is Jamaican High Mountain, not 
Blue  Mountain.  Tea was Earl Grey. The bed is 4 -poster and very high 
up  with  a night stand on one side and a desk on the other. There was 
a  radio/alarm.  There  is a full-length mirror, a refrigerator, which 
was  stocked with white and red wine, pineapple juice, Red Stripe, and 
chilled  glasses.  On  top, there was individual bottles of club soda, 
tonic  water,  Diet  Pepsi,  Regular Pepsi, 7-up, bottles of local rum 
and  gin, and American vodka and scotch. The fridge was stocked daily, 
and   items  varied.  They  brought  ginger  ale,  orange  juice,  and 
champagne,  at  times.  Of course, we did not drink all of this stuff. 
The  idea  was  to  have  a  choice.  Once  we  met  Lancelot, the bar 
concierge,  we  told  him  when  needing  anything. We referred to him 
(among  ourselves)  as  Lancelittle. He generally came between 2 and 3 
p.m.  We  hoped  he would see that we liked Diet Pepsi and Club soda a 
lot  and  stock  up  on  those,  but  we had to ask for what we wanted 
sometimes  or  find the guy's cart when no one was around. There was a 
dresser  with  vanity and TV with satellite. The a/c and tv had remote 
controls.  There  was  a  ceiling  fan.  The  bathroom  was  small but 
adequate.  The amenity kit was like other Sandals amenity kits and not 
upgraded,  as  stated  in the brochure. Includes shampoo, conditioner, 
aloe  vera  gel,  hand  lotion,  and  liquid  soap. The plug-in in the 
bathroom  did not work, so Todd had to shave without a mirror. Outside 
the  bathroom  was  another  vanity and bench where glasses and straws 
were  kept  but not replenished and a hair dryer hung on the wall. The 
room  had  room on shelves for us to put Todd's golf bag and our empty 
suitcases  out  of  the way. There were quite a few hangers, but bring 
your  own  if  you  want everything hung up The safe was in this area. 
The  bed  was  turned down at night. Tea and coffee was restocked, but 
not  coffee  cups. Never replaced our beach towels, no matter how wet. 
Had  to  go  after  towels  at  the  watersports  shack. Quite a hike. 
Glasses  not  stocked in room. There were usually cups by the pool, so 
we could get them from there.

Suite Concierge Benefits and Rooms

At  Royal,  the Grande Luxe Honeymoon Beachfront and Royal suite rooms 
are  in  the  suite  concierge category. The accommodations are at the 
secluded  end of the property, so it you want to be in the main action 
and  have  oceanfront accommodations, book grand luxe beachfront. Will 
not  get  the  concierge  program  in  that  category.  With concierge 
service,  you  get  Sandals  terry cloth robes to wear, daily New York 
Times  faxes  under  your door, stocked bar, use of the concierge, VIP 
party,  invitation to escorted shopping, and the nicest rooms. We will 
always  book  this category in the future. Power kept on by generators 
during 6 hour outage.

The Property

There  are  190  rooms  for  couples  only  in 6 categories in various 
locations  of  the property. The staff to guest ratio is nearly one to 
one.  The front entrance is very elegant whether you face the Georgian 
Great  House or turn around and face the gates. Rooms located near the 
south  pool and jacuzzi are in the Arundel and Caernarvon Block. These 
are  also  near  the lobby, tennis courts, and basketball courts. Will 
be  near daytime activity but probably peaceful at night. Rooms in the 
Windsor  Block  are  on  the  beach  very  near  the  watersports  and 
volleyball.  This  can  be a center of activity day and night, but the 
view  is  right,  and  all  amenities are convenient. Rooms in the St. 
James,  Clarence, Buckingham, and Glamis Blocks are all located in the 
gardens.  Patios  open out onto the main paths. Depending on location, 
these can be quiet or bothered by the noise of the main pool and swim-
up  bar, which can often be noisy. The Edinburg Block is very near the 
Health  Club  and  near  the  back of the property. Rooms appear to be 
like  cottages  with  umbrella-adorned  patio  table  and  chairs. The 
Sandringham  Block  is  located  directly  on the beach near the beach 
jacuzzi  and  beach  bar  with  a  good view of the private island and 
sunset.  Although  this  could  be  noisy now and then, I would choose 
this  location  if  not  staying  in a suite. Rooms at the back of the 
Balmoral  Block  are  Royal  Suite  rooms  which  open  out onto small 
sections  of  the  beach  separated  by  piers  which house gazebos or 
tables.  This  is  a  nice  location if you want to lay on the beach a 
lot.  It is a short walk to the east end pool and Jacuzzi and the main 
beach  Jacuzzi  and  bar.  Kensington  Block is at the east end of the 
property.  All  rooms  face  the pool, Jacuzzi, and beach. Grande Luxe 
Honeymoon  Beachfront Rooms at the side of the Balmoral Block face the 
pool,  Jacuzzi,  and  have side view of ocean. There is also a Jacuzzi 
and  swim-up  bar  on  the  island  and a few paddle boats over there. 
Gardens  have  giant  chess  game,  hammocks,  croquet, and many local 
plants  and  trees  with  names  identifying  them.  You  may  see  an 
occasional peacock.

Staff

Everyone  we  met  was  very  friendly.  Staff  we  passed  spoke.  In 
restaurants,  were  courteous. If running behind, came to say it would 
be  a  few  minutes.  Always  asking  if it was our first visit. After 
discovering  we  were returnees, they always wanted to hear our story. 
Staff  was as nice as you could hope, and that made a true difference. 
Sandals  is  doing  a  good  job  with  this  one.  One day, Omar, the 
concierge,  ate  lunch with us. Another day, Marcia, the playmaker ate 
with  us. She was quite animated. Most of the playmakers look in their 
early  20s. In fact, it seemed that most were 18-20. They have quite a 
job.  Eat,  drink,  and  play  with the guests. Theresa, the assistant 
manager,  is  quite  a lovely person, as is Robert, the head of public 
relations.  The  general manager was off the island until July 4. Once 
you  meet  staff  a  time  or  two, they will remember your likes and, 
sometimes,  facts about you, such as your room number or where you are 
from.  Sandals  is clearly working on the service and personal touches 
to  make  it  high  quality,  and  it  shows. The staff made a lasting 
impression.  Other playmakers of note were Layton, the "no problem, no 
pressure" man and Roberto.

Service  Housekeeping  came  anytime  between  9  a.m.  and  3:30 p.m. 
Restocking  the  bar  in  the  room was between 2 p.m. and 4 p.m. Each 
day,  they  only  replaced  one  coffee cup and no glasses, so we were 
always  looking  for  glasses. The beds were always turned down in the 
evening  with a hard mint on the pillow. We never ran out of towels in 
the  room  since the maid came at least twice a day but had to replace 
our  own  beach  towels.  At breakfast, water was always brought. Some 
days,  we  were  offered  coffee or tea. Juices were served by a staff 
member.  He  got  upset  when  people got their own. At all meals, you 
were  seated.  At  buffets, the waiter carried your plate to the table 
and  placed  napkin  in  your  lap.  Bar  staff was quick at Royal. We 
didn't  find  that  to  be  true  at  MoBay  but were there during the 
fashion  show  when  over  a hundred people were around. If you needed 
something,  you  were told it was coming, rather than given a solution 
right  away. Never was service at a meal impeccable at either Royal or 
MoBay.  The best service we had at dinner was at Oleander at MoBay. At 
Regency,  it  was  slow  getting started. Service was very good at the 
returnee dinner and all VIP-type events.

Breakfast  Regency Buffet There were waffles, pastries, toast, bagels, 
roasted   potatoes   (very  good),  scrambled  eggs,  grilled  patties 
(sausage),  and  fruit  everyday.  Always watermelon. Sometimes mango, 
other  times  papaya. Often grapes, plums, nectarines, pineapple, etc. 
Available  one  day or another were unique choices such as leeches and 
star  fruit.  A  nice  selection.  Five  or more juices with a server. 
Omelets  and  eggs to order. Stay and watch it if you want it just so. 
There  were  cheeses  and a few meats. Lots of pastries. Always cereal 
and  dried  fruit.  Sometimes,  there  were  pancakes.  They  had  hot 
chocolate.  They  had  ackee,  too.  We usually had things like fruit, 
potatoes,  eggs, bacon, toast American type stuff. There are a variety 
of juices.

Room  Service Breakfast On Sunday night, I placed the room service tag 
out  for  the  continental  breakfast the next day. We selected 7:300-
8:00,  the  earliest  choice.  It  arrived just after 8. I was already 
gone  to aerobics. Todd was there getting ready for golf. He drank the 
juices.  There  was  a  nice  plate of fruit and a basket of pastries. 
After  aerobics,  I went to the buffet. A waiter gave me some flatware 
so I could go back to the room I nibbled on both meals.

Courtyard  Grill Upon checking out, we discovered that menu service is 
available.  Items  include  items  such  as  egg white omelet, eggs to 
order,  hash  browns,  fruit,  cereal, yogurt, etc. There are NY Times 
faxes  for  reading. This breakfast option is a highly-guarded secret. 
It  is  mentioned  in  the  OFFICIAL PASSPORT booklet given out during 
check-in. Service is from 9 a.m. to 11 a.m.

Continental  Breakfast  Available  roughly between 10 a.m. and 11 a.m. 
in the area where afternoon tea is served. 

Lunch  Most  days,  lunch  is available at the Courtyard between 12:30 
p.m.  and  2  p.m.  It  is  always available during these hours in the 
Regency  Suite, and the beach grill is open between 11 a.m. and 5 p.m. 
or close to it.

Friday,  we  went to the Courtyard. They have a set a la carte menu. I 
had  shrimp  Caesar  salad.  Todd had pasta. We were offered something 
from  the  bar  and had white wine. Salad bar included about 10 items. 
Soup  was  a tasty seafood chowder which was more like a bisque. Bread 
was  available.  Caesar  salad  was  delicious and had 6 large grilled 
shrimp.  Dessert  was  available, but we did not have any. Instead, we 
went  to  the buffet and had mango, etc. Buffet had grilled fish and a 
pasta  with  light  red  sauce,  so we tried that. Other dishes on the 
buffet  were  things like chicken burritos. In the afternoon, Todd had 
a cheeseburger and fries.

Saturday,  we  went  back  to  the  Courtyard. Both ordered the shrimp 
Caesar  salad. Asked for wine, were told no, I'm taking your order for 
the  meal.  Had  water  to  drink.  Were  offered  hot tea. Todd had a 
cheeseburger  and  fries at the grill. I tried the pizza. I thought it 
was interesting. Todd didn't like it.

Sunday,  we  ate  roast  beef sandwiches, fruit, and a few other items 
from  the  buffet.  For drinks at the buffet, you stand in line before 
you  wait  for  a  seat.  They offer Diet Pepsi, Pepsi, 7 Up, tea, rum 
punch,  and  white  and red wine. Probably some others. You order what 
you  like  and  bring  it along to your table. The waiter carries your 
plate  and  seats you. It you try to seat yourself, they always direct 
you somewhere else before you ever make it to the table.

Monday,  we  went  to the buffet. It was not one of their better days. 
By  then,  we  were stuffed from many other meals. I had two slices of 
pastrami  on  a  homemade  piece  of bread. There was an Italian theme 
that  day.  They had ravioli in cream sauce, fried mozzarella (popular 
with  Todd). Salad bar had fake crab. All other items on the salad bar 
and dessert bar were similar to other days. I ate mostly fruit.

Tuesday—Regency  Buffet. Todd had grilled pork chops and various other 
items.  I  had  lo  mein  and  a beef stir fry dish, along with salad. 
Omar,  the  concierge, dined with us. We had a nice conversation. Todd 
also  went to the grill for cheeseburger and fries. Wednesday—we tried 
to  dine  at  the  Courtyard,  but  the power was off, so they did not 
cook.  We  had  to  eat  at Regency. The grill was closed, also due to 
power  outage.  Marcia,  the  playmaker,  dined  with  us. Thursday—we 
rushed  to  take  the  11:20  shuttle  to  Sandals  Montego  Bay after 
returning  from  snorkeling.  We  went  to the beach grill. There were 
about  20  people  around  waiting for "service". If you didn't want a 
cheeseburger  and  fries, you were in trouble. At noon, we went to the 
wedding  of Les (the Prez) Levinowitz and Lorri. It started on Jamaica 
time.  The  service  was  in  the same gazebo where we were married in 
1993.  Flower  arrangements  were  everywhere and slightly hampered by 
the  wind.  After  the  ceremony,  we  met  the  bride and groom, both 
friendly,  fun-loving people. We stayed for champagne. The wedding was 
attended  by several guests and quite a few staff members, for a total 
of  around  30  people.  After  the  wedding, we ate at Pennicott. The 
buffet  included  items  such  as fried chicken and carved roast beef. 
Iced  tea  with  lime  was available. There were July 4th contests. We 
rushed  to  make  the 2 p.m. bus back to Royal and said goodbye to the 
couple, who was busy making rounds for photos.

Dinners  Regency—menu  changed every night and was International. This 
is  the  main dining room. Smoking preference available at dinner, and 
you  can  dine  inside  or  next  to  the  water. Outside is always my 
preference.  You can see several types of fish in the water, but there 
are  mosquitoes.  This  restaurant has improved since three years ago. 
Service-wise,  it  always  took  15-20 minutes for someone to take our 
order,  but  we usually had bread and wine after 10-15 minutes. A wine 
steward  always  brought  choices  in  a  basket.  Once  food  started 
arriving,  courses  were  back-to-back.  Friday  is  normally  lobster 
night,  when in season. Not season April 1-June 30. Shrimp with squash 
was  substituted.  I  generally  ordered  the seafood dish everywhere. 
Other  dishes  were beef, pork, chicken, served in courses. There were 
usually  3  appetizers,  1 salad, 2 soups, 4-5 entrees, and dessert on 
request.  No  reservations needed. Dinner 6:30-9:30. Pavilion—set menu 
with  Jamaican  cuisine.  Three  appetizer  choices,  soup is pumpkin, 
salad  course,  dinner is choice of Jerk chicken, Jerk pork, or shrimp 
middle  quarters.  Dessert  is  available.  This  is  the  white-glove 
restaurant.  We  didn't  go there because there is a lot of these same 
items  elsewhere,  and we, unlike some, do not come to Jamaica for the 
local  cuisine.  This  is  a  candlelight  meal. Wines are on display. 
Closed  on  Monday. No reservation needed. They start serving around 6 
p.m.  Bali  Hi—we  went  on Thursday, our last night. At 5:45 or 7:45, 
guests  with  reservations line up at the pier by the watersports area 
to  be  boated  over  to the island. You will be left if late. Men and 
women  are  separated  into  two  lines,  and a sash is tied about the 
clothing  for  good  luck. Of course, a photo is taken of each couple. 
Indonesian  meal  with  around  16  courses.  Seating  was  in groups, 
usually  6  people.  A  welcome  drink  is served, and wine during the 
meal,  with  jasmine  tea served near the end. The meal is brought out 
in  groups of 3-4 dishes at a time. Guests pass these around the table 
and  use  a  sterno-type  stove  to  keep  things  warm.  The dishes I 
remember  include  spring  roll,  pickled  greens, green beans, greens 
with  tofu,  curry  fish,  garlic  shrimp,  pork  kabobs, beef slices, 
ginger  chicken,  crispy  potatoes,  prawn  chips, and rice. A gong is 
sounded  at  the  beginning  of  the meal. For dessert, ice cream with 
pineapple  topping  was served. The menu may vary, but it was the same 
during  our  entire  stay.  Once  dark  we had a beautiful lit view of 
Royal  across  the  water  and  the  beach. Courtyard—never made it to 
dinner,  only  lunch.  Set  menu  of about 5-6 grilled entrees and 2-3 
choices  for  other  courses. Open most days for lunch from 12:30-2:00 
and serves a nice a la carte lunch. Breakfast from 9-11.

Sandals  Montego  Bay  Dinners Pennicott—ate there just after Oleander 
on  Sunday.  Soup—vegetable  bisque.  Nice salad. Rib eye steak. Prime 
Rib,  not  that  good. Too many mosquitoes. There was quite a line for 
seating.  Tokyo  Joe's—we  visited  on  Tuesday. We thoroughly enjoyed 
this.  It  has  changed  since  our experience 3 years ago. Back then, 
guests  cooked  their  own  poo  poo  platter-style  appetizers  on  a 
habachi.  This  time,  we were asked to get appetizers under the Tokyo 
Joe's  sign.  We  were  served  one  each of a little crispy turnover, 
lumpia  wrapper  spring roll, and shrimp with the same batter. I asked 
for  two  of  the spring rolls. Each appetizer was the size of a thumb 
and  very good. Next, we were brought miso soup. Next, we lined up for 
the  salad  bar.  Some items included lettuce, onions, grilled onions, 
beets,   almonds,   sesame  seeds,  alfalfa  sprouts,  cucumbers,  and 
carrots.  One  dressing,  the  type served at places such as Bennihana 
and  Mikayo,  was  served. The salad was so good, I went back while my 
main   course  was  being  cooked..  The  main  course  was  Mongolian 
barbecue.   About   a  dozen  or  more  vegetables  and  noodles  were 
available.  Chicken,  shrimp, beef, pork, and fish were available. All 
of  this  was  piled  on  a  plate anyway you desired. Next, the cooks 
grilled  in  woks  4  at  a  time  using  a variety of sauces at their 
discretion.  I  asked  for mine spicy and got two sauces not generally 
put  on.  Rice  and  a  Chinese pancake were placed on the plate along 
with  the  cooked  food.  Orders  for  bar  drinks  were  taken at the 
beginning  of  the  meal.  Later,  hot  tea  was served. Ice cream was 
served.  Fortune  cookies  were  available at the end. This was one of 
the  very  best  meals  during  our stay. Mosquitoes abounded. Off was 
available.  I  wish  we  had used it! Guests without reservations were 
allowed  to  wait  for  a  seat.  People  were  seated  in  groups  of 
approximately  10,  and  no one new was seated at that table until all 
in  the  group  had  departed. Oleander—Jamaican cuisine, ate there on 
Sunday.  Wider  selection than Pavilion. I had shrimp middle quarters. 
Todd  had  grouper.  His appetizer was something bammy that the waiter 
recommended.  I  had  a  curry  chicken appetizer We were given a wine 
list  here. White glove service. We had pumpkin soup. Next, we went to 
Pennicott

Returnee  Dinner  at  Royal—held  on  Wednesday. Returnees received an 
invitation.  Early  in  the  day, we received T-shirts and a bottle of 
Tia  Maria  coffee liqueur. The returnee private cocktail party was at 
6:30  p.m. at the Kensington terrace. Guests were asked to sign in and 
were  given  instant  sandals.  An  open bar was available with a wide 
selection,  including  champagne,  and  Theresa, the assistant manager 
greeted  everyone and introduced a few more managers. Robert, the head 
of  public  relations,  gave everyone their sandals. At 7 p.m. we went 
as  a  group  to  the  Regency  suite  for  the dinner. We sat next to 
Theresa  and  a couple on their sixth visit. The menu was lying on the 
table,  and Theresa indicated that we could order off the regular menu 
which  had  items  such  as  escargot  that  night.  Everyone (over 20 
people)  had  the  returnee  dinner. Dinner was 5 course. I noted that 
the regular menu looked better than the returnee dinner that night.

Watersports  Kayaks,  paddle  boats,  aqua  trikes,  hobie  cats,  and 
sunfish  were  available.  Water  skiing  was available beginning at 9 
a.m.  Glass-bottom  boat  tours  went  out  every  day. See activities 
section for information on scuba and snorkeling.

Theme  nights  Island/Pirate  Night—Friday  night  The island barbecue 
takes  place  on  Kokomo  Island, the resort's offshore island. Guests 
are  asked  to gather at the dock around 6:15. Many do not dress up at 
all,  but  several  women  wore  beach wraps. Guys who dressed up used 
makeup  to  create  scars,  T-shirts  for  head  dressings, and shower 
curtain  hooks  for earrings. One of the playmakers told raunchy jokes 
as  we waited for the bus. After arriving on the island, everyone went 
to  the  bar  for something. Next, couples stood in line for the ever-
present  photographer.  Seating  was  on  picnic  tables. A few reggae 
group  dances  got  everyone  involved.  The  barbecue was at 7. After 
viewing  it,  we decided to eat very little and head back on the first 
boat  and go to Regency. Normally, Friday nights are lobster night, so 
keep  this  in  mind.  There  is a ban on lobster due to spawning from 
April  1  through June 30, although we had lobster at Sandals in April 
3  years ago. Anyway, if lobster is important (it is to me), keep this 
in  mind.  The  island  barbecue  is  not the best food or time, in my 
view,  but  it  depends  on what you are looking for in your fun. This 
was  highly  visited  by  the 20-somethings. They had thin steak, jerk 
chicken,  grilled  fish,  and  other  items.  The  first boat back was 
around 8, at our request.

Casino  Night  Held  on Saturday. After dancing with the band at 7:30, 
the  casino  games  began  in  the  Warp Zone disco at 8:30. This is a 
charity  event,  so  it  cost money. For $10 U.S. or $38 Jamaican, you 
get  $1000  in  funny  money  chips (10 chips). We spent $20. They had 
black  jack  and  horse  racing (controlled by dice rolling to advance 
the  horses).  The  games  were  run  by  playmakers. We got 20 points 
toward  our  sandals  for  playing. Some of the dealers were scammed a 
bit  by  a  few, so only a handful had enough money for the high-stake 
amounts  the  prizes  went  for. We gather that normally you can get a 
prize  if you have $4-6 thousand. However, everything went for $50-100 
thousand.  They  auctioned Jamaican souvenirs and Sandals merchandise. 
They  grouped  prizes,  so only a few people got anything. It was fun, 
though.

Formal  Night Held on Sunday. People wore anything from regular slacks 
and  dresses  to  formal  evening  wear.  No shorts. After the evening 
entertainment,  slow  dancing was held in the disco at 11 p.m. We were 
off  at  Sandals Montego Bay that night. No one was formal over there, 
but  a  fashion  show  was held and attended by over 100 people. Beach 
Party—Held  on  Monday  night.  Buffet  is similar to island night but 
quite  a  bit  better.  The buffet begins after the manager's cocktail 
party.  The  food was placed inside, due to the threat of rain. Dishes 
included  several  jerked  meats,  king  fish,  a  dish  of  calamari, 
scallops,  and  shrimp,  pasta,  and  many other dishes, as well as an 
array  of  desserts.  The  beach  party included reggae dance lessons, 
which  we  participated in, and contests for prizes and points. A fire 
dancer  put  on a good show dancing with the fire, breathing the fire, 
and  dropping  it  down  his  drawers. He went around and performed to 
groups  of  guests  so  everyone  got  a  good view. Bingo--on Tuesday 
night,  Bingo  was held at 8:30. We had to take the shuttle from MoBay 
to  Sandals  Inn  and  then Royal to save enough minutes to get to the 
Bingo  on  time.  Cards  were  sold for $5 each to benefit charity. We 
bought  4  cards  and  got  a fifth free and 45 points toward sandals. 
Five  games  were played. I won the eight number bingo and got a large 
shell   and  a  T-shirt.  Oldies  Night--entertainment  was  an  Elvis 
impersonator  and Karoake. The Elvis impersonator was escorted by some 
playmakers   dressed  as  bodyguards.  They  frisked  members  of  the 
audience   who   participated  in  the  show.  This  show  was  highly 
entertaining.  As  all  of  the  good  shows on the property, this was 
standing  room only. Luckily, we were early enough for a seat. Streets 
of  Montego Bay & International Buffet—Held on Thursday night. This is 
definitely  the  best  buffet  of  the week. They had all of the items 
mentioned  in  the  beach  party  but many more. They had sushi, pasta 
cooking  station, parmesan dishes, carved meats, steaks, ribs, shrimp, 
huge  array  of salads. Desserts which were much more elegant than any 
other  night.  We  ate at Bali Hi, so we only viewed the buffet. It is 
important  to  know  where  the  best food will be each night and book 
reservations  accordingly.  We were originally scheduled to be at this 
buffet,  but  we  rescheduled  Bali Hi in order to attend the returnee 
dinner.  Dining at the international buffet guarantees a good seat for 
the  evening's entertainment. Other things of note were that they were 
carving  up  coconuts  and giving to guests with a straw for the milk, 
offering  flavored  ice,  cutting up sugar can, passing out red stripe 
in  a  cart,  and  selling  Jamaican  crafts. Entertainment that night 
included  a  fashion  show,  a magician, and a singer named Jam Marley 
with  a voice range as wide as Whitney. Her show was 1 hour and highly 
entertaining.  She was very slim and appeared to really enjoy singing. 
She  involved  a couple of guests in her act, as did the magician. The 
magician  did  tricks  and memory things. The fashion show was of swim 
wear and featured models from the Miss Jamaican pageant.

Holidays Canada Day & July 4 were both celebrated and honored.

Activities  Lots of activities held daily and activity board near main 
pool  showed  the  day's schedule. For watersports schedule, check the 
watersports  hut.  Aerobics  Led  by  Robert,  same  as  3  years ago. 
Workouts  held  at  8  and 4 at fitness center and 10:30 in main pool. 
Canceled  if  only one person, but still awarded 5 points. See section 
on  Fitness  Center and Fit Shape. Golf—bus leaves every half hour for 
Ironshore,  not  always on time. You get a voucher from the tour desk. 
Pay  $13  for  a  caddie for 18 holes, tip when you're done. Todd gave 
them  $10  and  sometimes  bought them beer. If you show up at 8:00 or 
8:30,  you  can  be  done  by 12:30, walking the course. The course is 
practically  outside  the  gates  of  the resort, near the newly built 
McDonald's.  Todd  went  Sunday,  Monday, and Wednesday. Scuba—show up 
daily,  except  Sunday  at  8:45 (no reservation needed) for class for 
resort  course.  Sign your life away and generally answer no to all of 
the  questions.  Swim  test  is  4 at a time. Six laps AROUND the main 
pool.  There  were  twenty  people to show up on Tuesday when we went. 
Many  barely passed. We were absolutely last and saw many struggle. We 
,  foolishly, ate breakfast and came right to the test. I felt panicky 
after  two laps and dropped out. Todd quit after 3.5 because he didn't 
want  to  go  without  me. Instructor said we could come the next day, 
but  we  didn't  come  back.  We  were  the only ones to fail and went 
straight  to  snorkeling  and had a wonderful time. We heard that some 
on  the  resort  dive  were  disappointed  because  there were so many 
people  that  it  took  a  long time to get everyone down, and viewing 
time  was  as  little  as 10 minutes. Snorkeling—Boat goes out 4 times 
per  day  It was at 10, 11, 2, and 3. It leaves on time, if not early. 
Tuesday—went  at  10  all  forlorn about failing scuba test. Saw crabs 
the  size  of  my  computer  screen.,  schools of beautiful blue fish, 
coral,  etc.  Showed  up  for our 3 p.m. snorkel on Wednesday on time. 
The  boat  had just left. Thursday—saw two stingrays, manaray, schools 
of  fish,  many  colors, blue coral, long fish with stripes and pointy 
nose.  Wonderful experience. You were allowed to dive down. Were urged 
not  to  kick  coral. Could use life jacket or not. Equipment was top-
notch.   Tours—tours   can  be  arranged  at  a  desk  in  the  lobby. 
Possibilities  include  tours  such as Rose Hall, Sunsplash, horseback 
riding  on the beach, mountain rafting or rafting on the Marthae Brae, 
and  Dunn's  River  Falls. The prices vary but average $80 per couple. 
Books   and   Board  Games  Both  are  available  for  loan  from  the 
playmakers.   Points:  Points  are  awarded  for  activities  such  as 
volleyball,   aerobics,   aquasize,   contests   and   games,  tennis, 
basketball,  talent  night  (instant Sandals), Olympics, Casino night, 
buying  bingo  cards..  You  can go to the playmakers and find out how 
many  points  you  have at any time. Sixty points gets you Sandals. It 
was  50  points  when  we were there before. Check with playmakers. We 
earned  128  points.  Although our room number was taken down at every 
event,  they  had  down  only  10  points  for  us  an hour before our 
departure.  I told Marcia what we had done, and the points added up to 
get us each another pair of sandals.

  Manager's  Cocktail  Party This was hosted by Theresa, the assistant 
manager,  since the general manager was not on the island. It was held 
Monday  at  6  p.m.  Appetizers and an open bar was available. All the 
managers   who   were   on   the   property,   including  watersports, 
interpreters,  etc.  were there. They greeted us in several languages. 
There  was  a lovely ice sculpture. This was held by the main pool and 
open  to  all  guests.  Most  appetizers  were something on a cracker. 
There was also fruit and cheese and bacon-wrapped bananas.

Church  The  Reverend  Gordon,  who  performs  the  non-denominational 
weddings  at  Royal  (we  were  his  3100th,  and he is now over 5200, 
averaging  2  per  day)  holds  a non-denominational prayer service on 
Sunday  morning  at 9 a.m. in the Hampton Court convention center. The 
front desk or concierge can help find other services on the island. 

VIP  Concierge  Cocktail  Party  This was held on Tuesday afternoon on 
the  Kensington  terrace.  All  staying  in  the  suites were invited. 
Champagne  was  flowing,  along  with  rum  punch. Appetizers included 
boiled  shrimp  and the same appetizers, fruit, and cracker items from 
the  manager's  party.  The concierges were there, along with a couple 
of people from guest services. The entertainment trio performed.

Returnee  Benefits  On  Wednesday,  we  received very colorful Sandals 
Royal  Jamaican  returnee  t  shirts and a bottle of Tia Maria. At the 
dinner,  I  received  a  rose,  and  Todd  received  a souvenir bottle 
opener.

Dancing  The  resort band plays for dancing around 8 p.m. every night. 
The  band  at  MoBay also played at 8 when we were there, sometimes as 
early   as  7:30  p.n.,  and  we  danced  several  dances  on  several 
occasions.  The disco is supposed to open at 10 p.m., but they usually 
did  not  open  until  11  unless  it  was to hold some other activity 
there,  such  as  the  casino  night.  On  formal night, they had slow 
dancing in the Warp Zone disco.

Photos  A  photographer  takes  your  picture all over the property at 
various  times.  They  are  everywhere  from  restaurants to pools and 
jacuzzis.  The pictures are available the next day for $7. No pressure 
to buy. You don't even have to go look at them.

Scandals  Gift  Shop  Lots  of  Jamaica  and Sandals items. They had a 
great  sale  on the 4th of July and had cake and rum punch. Stamps for 
postcards  were available for 30 cents U.S. Spirits, etc., are cheaper 
at the airport. 

Fish  and  Birds  There  are  large fish and a turtle to feed and view 
just  off  the  lobby.  There were two parrots just down the path from 
there.  We  were able to get them to say, "hi" and "hello". There were 
birds at the main entrance of Sandals Montego Bay.

Fitness  Center  and  Fit  Shape  Program The fitness center is always 
open.  There  are  free  weights  in  various  sizes.  There  are more 
machines  and  a  new  exercise  floor  added since our visit in 1993. 
There  are  four  bikes,  three  treadmills,  a Nordic Trak, two stair 
steppers,  and  four  machines  for various parts of the body. Classes 
for  points included step and/or power walk at 8 a.m., aquasize at the 
main  pool  at  10:30  and stretch and tone at 4 p.m. if more than one 
person  showed  up.  Fit  shape food items were noted at the Courtyard 
Grill  and at the Regency at lunch. Three years ago, those who went to 
5  classes  during the week got a Fit Shape T-shirt. This time, it was 
5 points toward Sandals on every visit to a class.

Jo  Jo's  Beauty  Salon  The  beauty  salon is adjacent to the Fitness 
Center  at  the back of the property. Massages were 30 min for $28, 45 
minutes  for  $40  (in brochure but not mentioned), and 60 minutes for 
$55.  Facial was $27 and lasted 45 minutes. Manicure was $12. Pedicure 
was  $18. Eyebrow, arm, bikini, and leg waxing were available for $12-
18  each.  Hair braiding was available at variable prices or you could 
see  Nancy  who yelled out to women from near the watersports hut. She 
charged  $2  per  braid but negotiated on full head down to $35 for 50 
braids.  I  had  a one hour massage, which was full-body and a facial. 
Both  were wonderful. You can generally get an appointment on the same 
day you call.

Slot  Machines  Noticed a couple in the Warp Zone disco and at Sandals 
Inn.  I  never  saw  them in use. There are also a few at the airport. 
They were unattended when we were there.

Beach  Bar and Grill The bar opens from 11 a.m. until 2 a.m. The grill 
opens  from  around  11  a.m.  until  5  p.m. and again around 11 p.m. 
Alcoholic  and  Non-alcoholic  drink  specials are posted at the beach 
bar  and  main  swim-up  pool  par (two menus are not the same). Errol 
provides  comedy  at the beach bar. One day, he balanced an empty wine 
jug  on  his  head  while he danced. Daily and nightly, he entertained 
guests.  The  grill  served hamburgers. Cheeseburgers, grilled cheese, 
jerk  chicken  hot  dogs,  fries,  pizzas, meat turnovers, muffins and 
pastries,  and  fruit.  Popcorn  was available at the bar. Service was 
prompt at all times.

Afternoon  Tea  Tea  and  coffee were always available in the Jamaican 
tea  room. Between 3 and 4 p.m., service included pastries served from 
a cart by a strolling waiter.

Piano  Bar  The  bar,  itself,  is open from sometime in the afternoon 
until  as  late  as you want. There appeared to be no piano player any 
time during our stay.

Other  Sandals  The  shuttle  runs  every  1-2  hours to the other two 
Sandals.  At  MoBay, a schedule is posted. At Royal, you must ask. The 
shuttle  had  Sandals  logos  all  over it. The trip between Royal and 
MoBay  was about 3 minutes each time. The atmosphere at MoBay was much 
different.  The  property  is large and more spread out than Royal. We 
enjoyed  Tokyo  Joe's,  but  found the service at the lobby bar, beach 
grill,  and  restaurants to be very slow and impersonal. We also hated 
the  plane  noise  and  dreaded cats. They still do a wonderful job of 
weddings.  Reverend  Gordon no longer does weddings over there because 
he  doesn't  want  to  council  his  couples  30  minutes  before  the 
ceremony. He wants to do it at least a day in advance.

Sandals  Inn  staff appeared to take interest in its guests. The beach 
was  public  and  looked a bit skimpy and run down. I liked the layout 
of  the  pool,  rooms,  and  Jacuzzi.  I  think  this  would be a nice 
property for the right type of guest.

If  you  want  to go to Sandals in Ocho Rios or Negril, transportation 
is available but not free.

Beaches,  the first Sandals resort to be targeted at the family market 
is now scheduled to open in January, 1997 in Negril.

The  Royal  Bay  in  Turks  and Caicos will turn into a Sandals ultra-
inclusive sometime between fall of 1996 and spring of 1997.

The  Royal  Bahamian  opened  on Cable Beach on June 7. The resort was 
formerly  Le  Meridian.  Sandals has pumped a large chunk of cash into 
the  resort.  An extensive spa is available offering massage, facials, 
wraps,  and  other services a la carte. Management indicated that this 
would  be  the  most  upscale Sandals to date, and the price indicates 
that this will be the case. Minimum stay will be 2 nights.

Departure and Return Home

When  checking  out on Friday, July 5, we noted the sign that American 
Airlines  frequent  flyer  points  were available. After inquiring, we 
found  that  1000  points  per  couple  were available, and we put the 
points  on Todd's account. We were handed a Sandals video. This is the 
same  old  video  which  does  not  include  Turks and Caicos or Royal 
Bahamian. 

The  new  returnee  system,  the  Ultra-Club  is  being handled by the 
Florida  Sandals  reps at Ultra Vacations. Instead of number of trips, 
they  will  be  rewarding  by  number  of  nights.  After 70 nights, 7 
nights,  land  only,  will  be awarded free. Get an application at the 
front desk. You can mail it in. 

Omar  arranged for us to go to the airport in a car, the resort's 1993 
Toyota  Crown.  After  breakfast, we got our bags outside the room and 
called  the  bell  captain. No one had picked up our bags when time to 
leave,  so  Omar had to have them brought to the front. I got the pool 
bar  guy  to  give  me a glass of wine, though they were not open. The 
Funjet  charter trip included the departure tax, so we only showed our 
tickets  and  proof of citizenship. We bought rum and wine and boarded 
the  plane.  The  flight  left  at  noon and got into Houston at 2:40. 
Customs  was  very backed up and took an hour. We arrived home at 4:30 
p.m. and considered this one of our best trips ever.

Comments  The  power  blinked  off  and  on  several  times  a day. On 
Wednesday,  it  was  off  for  about  5  and  a  half hours. They have 
generators  which  kick  on  immediately, so we were able to use light 
and  razors,  etc. However, the power was a bit weak. They opened only 
one  restaurant for lunch, and the satellite went off. We got the idea 
from  some  other  guests  that  not  all  rooms  kept power. Meals at 
Sandals  ranged  from  strange  to  excellent.  A few were gourmet. In 
comparison  to  other  all-inclusives  we  have  visited in Jamaica, I 
would  rate the food better than Breezes Runaway Bay, but only because 
of  specialty  restaurants. It is generally below the quality found at 
Couples  and  the Lidos. Staff is generally friendlier at Sandals than 
any  of  the  other  properties  mentioned. Go with the right frame of 
mind and expectations and you will have an outstanding vacation.

Email  me  at  DebbieH103@aol.com  or  you  can  check my home page at 
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SANDALS MONTEGO BAY BY THOMAS OSBORN 9611

.  We  made it in fine and were escorted to our concierge who upgraded 
us  from  a  jr.exc.honeymoon suite to a one bedroom suite. We had our 
own  livingroom  which  looked right over the ocean with a TV(although 
it  was only turned on once the whole week), a wetbar stocked with Red 
Stripe,  Miller  Lite,  Pepsi  (no  Coke), and 7-up, and of course bar 
liqueurs.  2 French doors lead into the master bedroom with 2 closets, 
and a separate bathroom.

Sandals  is  about 20 years old I'd guess, but in excellent condition. 
Anyway  about  30  minutes after check-in we went to an orientation of 
the  place  and  quickly  ran over to Sandals Royal to dine at Bali-Hi 
restaurant.  Each guest receives there own silk wrap to ware, we dined 
with  two  other  couples,  both  whom  were  staying  at Sandals Inn. 
Neither  liked  the  Inn at all, and one had upgrade to the Royal.(for 
about  $600.00).The  dinner was great. One thing that stands out was a 
beef-k-bob  with  a peanut butter bar-b-que sauce,, yummy!!!  The only 
negative  there  to  me  was  the soup. Susan thought it was OK, but I 
nicknamed  it "goat shit soap". Made it home about 10:30 and were both 
totally exhausted.

The  next morning went to the Breakfast buffet, a great setup. You can 
pile  on  omelets,  sausage,  you  name it tons of pastries. We aren't 
really  breakfast  people and both had a bagel and oj. The dining area 
looks  over  the  beach and it was a great place to watch the sun come 
up.  Spent the whole second day we a couple we met at orientation from 
Long  Island,  who  turned  out  to be great friends by the end of the 
week.  I  went  snorkeling  3 times and basically just hung out on the 
beach drinkin Jamaican delites. Many delites!! 

  The  next morning We all took off to Dunn's River falls. Its about a 
2  hour  bus  trip  but  well  worth  it!  the  falls  are  absolutely 
beautiful.  The  only  negative  was  taking  the  bus for $98 bucks a 
couple  instead of getting a taxi where you can set your own pace. for 
instance  we went to a nice shopping center in Ocho Rios but were only 
given 30 minutes to shop. anyway go to the falls!! 

That  night  we eat a the Oleander Room, nice place, eloquent, but not 
what  we were in the mood for. Ended up at the piano bar around 11 and 
sang  and partied till late. One thing for sure about Jamaica, you are 
either  filthy rich or dirt poor. No middle class, no welfare system . 
so  many  families  live in one room shanties, with cardboard walls no 
floors  or  running  water.  It's  hard  not  to feel for the children 
living  there.  Went to one straw market and had enough after about 30 
minutes.  the vendors are very aggressive, but never pay close to what 
the  ask  for  their  products, at least get 50% off or go to the next 
one.  As  they  all  have  the same stuff, hats, canes, baskets masks, 
etc.

I  wanted  to  go  to  the  scuba-diving class but never made it up in 
time.  The  water  is  crystal  clear  and  I snorkeled about 12 times 
during  the  week.   I  think  we  enjoyed the food at Tokyo Joe's the 
best,  were  we were able to create our own stir fry. Friday night was 
Lobster  night  at  the  main  dining room, it was good, but we should 
have  gotten there earlier than we did. The resort was beautiful, with 
palm  trees  bearing  fruit,  banana  trees, and some of the prettiest 
flowers  I  had ever seen. The only negative were the jets flying over 
our  heads,  but  it didn't bother us much at all. The beach grill was 
great  for  a  1  am  Burger and fries. All in all we loved, made some 
life-long  friends we never would have met and would go back any time. 
Wish  we would have gone to Negril. Hopefully next time, anyway thanks 
to  everyone  for the advice before the trip, any questions fire away, 
cause everything is Irree Mon!! 

JAMAICA: SANDALS - MONTEGO BAY BY STEVE HARDIN 9701

Anyone  going  to  Montego  Bay Sandals (or thinking about going) read 
the  review  below  I had a fun time, but if you looking for excellent 
food  and great service, stay far far away from this place. This place 
is  OK  on food and service (sometimes both are terrible!) but a great 
place  if  you  like  to  drink  and do different activities. Also the 
beach  and  island  are  beautiful,  but little if any waves. Here are 
some  of  my  comments you won't read in the glossy brochure or see on 
the jazzy video:

(1)  Want  to call home during your stay? Don't forget your VISA card. 
$9  for 3 minute call. Want to use your calling card? $3 surcharge for 
every  call.  I  didn't  mind  the money--but you must go to the front 
desk  and  give them a copy of your VISA card before they turn on your 
phone.  (even  if you use your calling card.) This is total crap. Five 
star  hotel?  No,  I  don't  think  so.  (so  you  say,  use  the  pay 
phone...sorry, no such thing in Sandals)

(2)  I  didn't  have  hot  water  in  my room for 36 hours. I called 4 
times.  Every  time  they  said  "No problem, mon"..... "Your problem, 
mon."  The  fourth  call  was to the general manager, who took care of 
it.  Remember,  most  locals  make  $1  US  an hour. (According to one 
employee  I  spoke  with...  He  showed  me  his pay stub to prove his 
point.)  Half  of  the  people who work have a positive attitude...the 
other  half  couldn't  give a shit. (I don't blame them) You say $1/hr 
is  probably  a  lot for the workers relative to the cost of living in 
Jamaica....but  food and necessity items cost about the same as in the 
US.  This  is  a  very poor country with little if any economy. You'll 
come  back  to  the  states  and appreciate want you have (even if you 
have nothing!)

(3)  Don't forget any toiletry items. Good hotels have common courtesy 
toiletries.   Remember,  this  is  Sandals  where  "Love  is  all  you 
need...and  your  wallet"  I  paid  $5 for shaving cream in their gift 
shop.  Also,  don't  count  on getting a local paper while you stay on 
Sandals  property.  I  wanted  to  get a flavor of what happens on the 
island  (and  also  check  the  weather forecast) The reason (I think) 
they  don't  sell them? I picked the Kingston, Jamaica newspaper up at 
the  airport  on  the way home---stories about the water you shouldn't 
drink,  economy  in  the  shitter,  and  a  couple of murders here and 
there.  Don't  want  to  scare  the  vacationers.  But hey, this stuff 
happens everywhere.

(3)  I  didn't  like  sitting on the beach when locals on surfs boards 
would  harass  you to buy stuff (shells, necklaces...). "Hey mon, come 
here  in  the  ocean  I  want  to  show  you  some  stuff" Hey, I'm on 
vacation,  leave  me  alone.  (this  happened  to  us  several times a 
day...the  Sandals  security  can't  do anything (so they say) because 
the  peddlers  stay  in  the  ocean.  Neutral  property.  I'm  telling 
you...this is a poor island. Guys did this all day in the ocean!

(4)  I had lots of ants in my room. Called housekeeping several times. 
"No  problem, mon" was the response.. Never corrected....but not a big 
deal..you  learn  to  check your water glass before drinking. Half the 
time,  there  were  ants  in  my glass. I thought this was a five star 
resort? No way, mon.

(5)   Many  capital  improvements  needed.  Some  pools,  fences,  and 
buildings  show  definite  age.  If  you  compared  the piano/bar pool 
picture  in  the  brochure  to  the actual place, you would get a good 
chuckle.  Lots  of  creative  work  have  gone  into blending pictures 
together  (to  make  everything  look larger than actual) and pictures 
have  been  touched  up.  (Sandals  should  commend  their ad/creative 
agency for great work! But I'm sure they paid big $$$)

(6)  Lots  of  cats (wild) around the complex. They didn't pose a huge 
problem--but  they beg for food when you eat lunch and dinner. I can't 
believe they let these run wild. 

(7)  If  your a beer drinker, be prepared to drink Red Stripe. This is 
the   only   beer  available  on  tap  and  sometimes  the  ONLY  beer 
period...The  beer  is  a  light reddish beer, I grew to like it...but 
some  people  dislike.  When  other beer was available in cans (Miller 
Lite, MGD) sometimes it was served luke warm!


If  you've already booked your trip, don't let this message discourage 
you.  We  both  had  a great time, but was overpriced for the quality. 
(suggestion:  book  the all day bus trip to Dunn's River +Falls...$110 
US  for  two  but  well worth it! About 80 miles away from Montego Bay 
and  the Falls are awesome....the drive is neat. The company that does 
the  tour  is  not  affiliated with Sandals, but you can book the tour 
inside the hotel.) 

Also,  I  think the majority of the people who stay in Sandals Montego 
Bay  have  a  blast...but know the pitfalls... complain immediately to 
the  general manager when there is problem...ask when the problem will 
be  corrected  (they  hate  this,  they  have  no  sense  of  time  or 
urgency)...request  an  upgrade  on  your room when there are multiple 
problems  (upgrading  is  very  very  common). Also, during their slow 
periods  of the year, you can upgrade your room in some cases for $99. 
Ask.  They  upgraded  our  room  upon  arrival for no apparent reason. 
Others we talk to said the same.

Why  do  you  hear so many great things about Sandals? Most people who 
stay  there  are  not familiar with truly five star resorts and dining 
back  in  the  states.  Most are newlyweds ready to unwind after a big 
wedding.  Sandals  is  two and half stars at best. FUN, but not want I 
expected. 

JAMAICA: SANDALS NEGRIL BY GAIL OXTON 9702

Getting  There: We flew American to Montego Bay via Miami the Saturday 
before  Thanksgiving.  The  Miami/Montego Bay flight was so overbooked 
that  the  voluntary bump incentive climbed to $1500 per person before 
enough  people  accepted  the  first  Sunday  flight.  The  drive from 
Montego  Bay  to Negril was not as bad as we expected, but it helps to 
look  at  the  scenery instead of out the front of the bus!! The total 
time from landing at Mo Bay to arriving at Sandals was 2.5 hours.

Room:  We booked and received a Grande Luxe Beachfront room, Sundowner 
6112.  The room was average, nothing great but no problems either. The 
Sundowner  block  location  is good, right next to the Piano Bar which 
makes  drink runs from the room quick. We could walk directly from our 
patio  to  the  beach,  but  we couldn't get back in through the patio 
door  because  it was a different lock. 2 beach towels are provided at 
the  start  of your trip, and fresh replacements are available 9am-4pm 
daily. 

Dining:  None  of  the 4 restaurants stand out as particularly good or 
bad.  The  4Cs  is  popular  because of the "design your own stir fry" 
format,  and  the  Coconut  Cove  (main dining room) popular on buffet 
nights.  Tuesday's lobster night in the CC was canceled so we switched 
to  the  Sundowner  which  is good but doesn't have a large selection. 
Early  reservations  at Kimonos are easy to get, later ones you should 
plan  a  day  in  advance.  Only  Sundowner  has a dress code which is 
basically  not  athletic  wear,  but dress shorts and decent shirt are 
okay.

Beach:  Fabulous!! We will return to Sandals Negril just for the beach 
and  the  watersports.  The  soft  white sand beach extends the entire 
length  of  the property, so even though it is narrow (about 30 feet), 
you  have  plenty  of  room  and  palm  trees  to  yourself. We had no 
problems  finding  chaises even with a 92% occupancy rate Thanksgiving 
week.

Water  Sports:  1. Snorkeling--There are 4 1-hour snorkeling trips per 
day,  2  in  the  morning  and  2 in the afternoon. The water was very 
clear  and  the  snorkeling  good, especially in the cannon and anchor 
area.  The  second morning trip is usually the best because they learn 
from  the  first where not to go, and the wind hasn't picked up yet to 
rough up the surf.

2.  Scuba--My  husband took the resort course and then dove the next 2 
days.  Sign  up early for the class and the dives because they fill up 
quick (he would have gone out more).

3.  Sailing--By  far our favorite activity. We sailed the 13' Hobiecat 
Wave  several  times  and  took  full advantage of the stiff afternoon 
breezes.  The  16'  Hobiecat  must  be  piloted  by an instructor with 
sporadic  availability  between noon and 4pm only, but worth it if you 
can  catch him. Farther up the beach were the dozen+ Sunfish which are 
popular,  but watch out for the sudden wind gusts which would tip over 
at least 25% of those out.

4.  Water-skiingWe didn't water ski, but the line never grew more than 
4 or 5 people during prime time, usually only 2 people.

5.  Windsurfing--Lots  of  boards, lots of instructors, lots of people 
falling  but  having a wonderful time. Lessons are available at either 
the  specified  time  or  at  off  times if the instructors aren't too 
busy.

6.  Paddleboats  etc.--Take  out  the SeaCycle which moves much faster 
and  easier  than the Aqua Trikes or the Paddle boats. If you take out 
the  Surf  Bike,  trust us, do NOT stop pedaling until you are back to 
shore.

Activities:  Activities  are  continuously  available, especially near 
the  main pool, but there's not a lot of pressure by the Playmakers to 
get  you  to  participate.  There are lots of 2 player games scattered 
about  including  pool, shuffleboard, bocce ball, croquet, darts, lawn 
chess,  regular  chess,  and  board  games.  The evening entertainment 
ranges  from  fair  to  good, with the beach party being our favorite. 
Warning  to  honeymooners: do not volunteer when they ask specifically 
for  honeymooners  at the beach party unless you want to pop a balloon 
in your "favorite position" in front of the entire resort. 

Summary:  In  our  opinion  Sandals  Negril is not as luxurious as the 
brochures claim, but it is a good vacation that we will do again. 

JAMAICA: SANDALS NEGRIL BY PAMELA HYMAN 9703

Sandals Negril September 9-19, 1996

My  husband  and  I  spent  a 10 night honeymoon at Sandals Negril and 
would never recommend it to anyone.

The  first 7 days were wonderful - great food, great activities, great 
accommodations  and  on the last three days things were so intolerable 
that are honeymoon was ruined.

We  had  reserved the top-of-the-line honeymoon 1BR suite at a cost of 
over  $600 per night (all-inclusive) and were treated very well at the 
Sandals  desk  at  the  Montego Bay Airport. The 1 « hour bus ride was 
not  too  bad.  At  Sandals the suite concierge immediately whisked us 
upstairs  to  a  private  check-in  facility  for  suite  guests. Very 
relaxing  with  drinks  during  the check-in process. We were taken to 
the  room  and  it  was  beautiful. Two levels with a spiral staircase 
leading  to  the bedroom with a four-poster bed. There was a bottle of 
champagne  and  a  fruit  platter waiting for us that our travel agent 
arranged.

The  premises  are  very well taken care of by the groundsmen. A board 
of   activities  were  offered  daily  and  you  received  points  for 
everything  that  you participated in to win various prizes. We played 
beach  relay games, took tennis lessons, beer chugging contests, water 
aerobics,  etc.  Most  of  the  day was spent sitting on the beach, or 
floating  in the ocean on the chair pads - which there were not enough 
of.

Breakfasts  and  lunches  were  buffets  and  there  was  a very large 
selection  which  changed  daily.  Dinners  were  mostly a la carte (5 
courses)  except  for  buffets  twice  a week in the main dining room. 
There  were  four  restaurants  all  together (Jamaican, Japanese, Low 
Calorie  restaurant  where  you  choose the ingredients for a stir fry 
meal,  and  the  main  dining area). There was also a beach grill with 
hamburgers, hotdogs, fries and pizza.

We  took an evening party cruise to Ricks Cafe to watch the sunset. My 
husband  dove  off  the cliffs and lost his watch. The cruise was lots 
of  fun with dance lessons, aloe vera body rub and free baseball caps. 
One  tour we took was a full day bus tour to Black River Safari and YS 
Falls.  Well worth the money. I think it was $90 per couple, including 
lunch.  The  safari  was  amazing with many crocodile coming up to our 
boat  and  the  captain hand feeding raw chicken to them. YS Falls was 
beautiful.  Very  unspoiled  by  tourists, not like Dunn's River Falls 
which  we  had  previously  been  to.  The suite concierge had us well 
prepared  for  the trip by giving us a cooler to bring with sodas, ice 
and Red Stripes for the trip. All we had to do was ask.

Sandals  has  numerous  water  sports  to  do - you won't be bored. We 
kayaked,  learned to use a sailfish, paddleboat, waterbike (looks like 
a  big  plastic tricycle). There was water-skiing and other activities 
we  didn't  participate  in.  We  did  however go snorkeling about six 
times.  Sandals has boats that take you out to four various snorkeling 
spots  which  were  really  good. We saw many stingrays and schools of 
fish.  These boats are also glass bottom boats but you have to sign up 
separately for those rides.

The  first five days of the trip had perfect weather and the last five 
had  rain  showers  for  about  an  hour  a day. We were caught on the 
snorkeling boat twice in the rain. Not fun.

We  took a shopping trip to the Negril markets ($15 US per couple). We 
didn't  buy  much. Not a big shopping area unless you were looking for 
Negril T-shirts.

Now  that I have filled you in on the great things that Sandals has to 
offer,  here's  what  ruined  our honeymoon. Our suite had ants on the 
walls  when  we  checked  in  and the concierge said we were a part of 
nature  and  they  won't  bother  us.  The room was beachfront but had 
gardens  all around it. By day seven the ants had grown wings and flew 
onto  us  at night. Housekeeping brought us ant spray which killed the 
ones  in  sight  but  the ceilings were so high we couldn't reach them 
all.  We  were offered to change our room but we were very comfortable 
where  we  were. The ants were so unbearable the last three nights, we 
had to sleep with a sheet over our heads.

Our  air-conditioning  unit  broke  numerous  times  and every time we 
called  difficult  task.  One  night  we  had no A/C all together. The 
worst  problem was that we had no phone service the last three days of 
our  stay. The maitic.

  We  skipped  the  toga party. Quickly learn
and  they  would  set up an appointment with the phone company as soon 
as  possible. The next day the front desk told us it was a resort wide 
upgrade  and  they would be letting us know the next day when it would 
be  fixed.  Our  last  day we finally received a notice under the door 
explaining  the situation and that no phone service would be available 
for the next two days.

I  spoke with the manager on duty to relay my problems. It was getting 
very  inconvenient to walk to the front desk to ask for maintenance or 
house-  keeping  due  to  lack  of phone service. The manager was very 
nice  and  took diligent notes on my complaints and was apologetic but 
I wasn't offered anything for our troubles.

Our  last day came and we couldn't wait to get home. We had arranged a 
TimAir  flight  from  Negril  to Montego Bay (thanks to the Compuserve 
discount) and it was quick and hassle -free.

Upon  our  return, my travel agent lodged our complaints with the tour 
package  com