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The Ultimate Guide To Boscobel Beach Went to Boscobel in May, 1996 and loved it! Went back again in April, 1997 and had even more fun. My kids (girls) are now 4 and 7 and they can't wait to go back. There is an "unofficial" web page for Boscobel (and the other SuperClubs) at www.superclubs.com which will give you an fairly accurate overview of the resort. Be aware that this site is sponsored by a travel agency, not SuperClubs. While two trips cannot qualify us as experts, here is some information that you might find helpful in deciding on Boscobel or getting the most out of your trip. GETTING THERE: The bus ride from the airport is 2 - 2 1/2 hours, depending on traffic. It's a two lane road and the drivers tend to be aggressive, but in 6 trips to Jamaica we've never seen a major accident. All in all, it's not a bad ride and gives you a good introduction to the island. This is a third-world country and there is a good deal of poverty, but there are also many beautiful homes (our bus driver told us that this is where the "doctors, lawyers, and smugglers" live.) The road roughly follows the coastline and you get to see lots of clear, blue water. Make sure that everyone uses the bathroom first as there is usually only one stop along way. The mid-point stop is at a small shop/bar where you can grab a Ting (grapefruit soda) or a Red Stripe (the only beer in Jamaica) and begin your vacation! You may want to also to try the meat patties, a Jamaican specialty. You can catch a commuter plane from MoBay to Ocho Rios but it is expensive ($75pp each way) and you miss the bus experience. Check-in at the hotel is relatively painless. You are greeted at the entrance with a glass of champagne (this is new this year). We arrived at about 1 pm and had to wait 1/2 hour for our room to be ready. Some others had to wait until 5:30. YOUR ROOM: The brochure for Boscobel is fairly accurate, and, as is usual in brochures of this type, the rooms are photographed with a wide-angle lens to make them look larger than life. Both times we stayed at BB we had the "Junior Suite" which the resort has more of than any other room type. These rooms are relatively large, with a oversized sliding glass door, a king size bed, and a two single beds which double as couches. The two singles are separated by a half-height wall and are one step down from the main level of the room. There is a large bathroom with sunken tub (not as glamorous as it might sound). The room is equipped with a blow drier, iron and ironing board, a small refrigerator, coffee maker, and a color television (all of the nets plus Disney, ESPN, CNN, HBO, and others). The closet is adequate, but drawer space is scarce. The rooms are relatively clean but very humid. We found the air conditioner to be overpowering even at it's lowest setting and kept it off at night. On a quality scale, the rooms are more along the lines of an older Holiday Inn than a Hyatt. Remember, this is third-world country! The accommodations are no better or worse than we've seen at other all- inclusives we've been to in Jamaica. If you're like us, you won't spend much time in the room anyway! EATING AND DRINKING: The food at BB is good, not great, but just what we expected. Food is available just about any time you want them and there is plenty of variety. There are five places to eat... 1. The Terrace: This is the most popular eating area. It is a large covered, but open air terrace situated next to the pool. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner are served here buffet style. Breakfasts include a variety of fruits, pancakes, eggs, breads, cereals, etc. The coffee is great! Lunch includes salads, fruit, sandwiches, pizza, and several hot dishes. The dinner selections vary from night to night (themes include Jamaican, Chinese, American, etc.) and always include salads, fruit, and an assortment of hot entrees and sides. At lunch and dinner there is a large variety of desserts, this being one area where we saw a marked improvement over our previous visit. 2. The Pavilion: This is a "sit down" open-air restaurant for families, with food selections from a menu. We found that the food selections were similar, if not the same, as in the Terrace. A good choice only if you want a change of atmosphere, we found the Terrace had a better variety and was more efficient. 3. Allegro: This is a small, "adults only" restaurant with an Italian theme. Reservations are necessary and can be made at the front desk at 9am on the day you wish to dine. Reservations fill up quickly! This restaurant requires slacks for men (the only time you will need anything other than bathing suits or shorts.) The food, on average, is a couple notches above that in the Terrace (and they serve better wine!). Service is very good. While the restaurant was a quiet change of pace from the rest of the resort, it strives to be too "American". Personally, we would have liked to see more of a Jamaican flavor to the menu. 4. Bar-B-Que Park: Located near the pool, this is typical cook-out fare, with burgers, dogs, and fries, along with some fruit and salad items. Popular with the kids. 5. Beach Bar: This is the resort's "secret" place to get a great lunch. In addition to burgers and dogs, they serve jerk chicken starting at about noon. Be aware, the chicken goes quickly. In addition, continental breakfast is available through room service. Room service is ordered the night before by hanging a order card on your door. We heard that, more often than not, these cards were not picked up. In fact, our only experience with the room service was being brought someone else's order. Our advice is to not bother. There are five bars, and you can get just about anything you want to drink any time you want it. Premium brands and more types of rum than you ever thought existed. Strategically placed soft drink dispensers are a hit with the kids. Here is one surprising experience shared by a couple we met: Their first night at BB was their wedding anniversary and they tried to get a bottle of champagne to celebrate. Their waiter quoted them a price of $65. Seems somewhat petty to be able to get unlimited drinks from the bar, but not a bottle of champagne. SPORTS/ACTIVITIES: There is a relatively large pool (certainly not Olympic sized as the brochure claims) in the center of the property that is open to everyone. There is also a smaller pool and Jacuzzi for adults only. There are tennis courts (never used them) and golf is included but the course is off property (again, never used it or even ran into anyone who did.) Snorkeling, as well as other water sports including kayaks, sunfish, banana-boat, etc., are available right from the beach at no charge. The snorkeling is fun for beginners but there is not a lot to see. SCUBA diving is also included and seemed quite popular (never did it.) Snorkeling and SCUBA require advance sign-up, and the day before is recommended. The trips tend to fill up more quickly in the later part of the week (when guests have figured out the procedure.) "Showtime" is the nightly activity on the Terrace (sometimes on the beach.) Each night, a different show is presented. The shows are primarily geared toward adults; however, the show on the beach included Jamaican dancers, fire-eaters, etc. and was popular with everyone. There is a disco which is open from 10pm until "the last guest leaves". My guess is that most guests are exhausted by this time (we never made it.) THE KID'S ACTIVITIES: There are four different centers for kids, with one center for infants through age 3, one for 4-7, one for 8-12, and another for teens. These centers offer a variety of age-appropriate activities for kids and operate from 9am until 10pm. We typically kept our kids out of the centers during the day but checked them in for the evening activities; however, it is entirely possible to keep your kids in the activities all day. In addition, private "SuperNannies" are available 24 hours a day for $2.50 per hour (for up to three kids). We never used this service but it seemed to be popular. There is a small playground and a "zoo" which is nothing more than a few caged small animals. A daily schedule of events is available on the chalkboard near the entrance to the Pavilion, and printed versions are available near the front desk. DOING BUSINESS: Want to buy souvenirs, crafts, or t-shirts? Want a driver to go into town? Need anything? Talk to John Wayne. He is a friendly local and he knows everyone! John Wayne, and his "co-workers" set up shop just outside the Boscobel property. To find him, walk from the resort toward the beach and turn right. Head toward the scuba office and walk onto the dock. There is a fence on the far side of the dock, and John Wayne can be found just over the fence. These are hard working, appreciative people. Please tell him that Donna and Marc from Virginia sent you!! This is also the place for you and your kids, especially if they are girls, to get their hair braided. Everybody does it, including adults. Don't have it done on resort, as it costs too much ($60 vs $25 off property) and the quality isn't that great. You can take a shopping trip into town; however, for the same amount of money, John Wayne will arrange a cab and driver. Have the driver take you into town and be sure to stop at a "jerk pit" for the best pork and chicken you have ever tasted (try the Double V.) OTHER RANDOM TIPS: You do not need money at the resort as there is no tipping and everything is included. A couple of people have posted messages stating that they were pressured into tipping, but we haven't experienced this in two visits. You will, however, need tip money whenever you leave the resort - Make sure that you leave home with plenty of ones and fives (change is hard to come by.) Don't waste time converting your money in to Jamaica dollars, as U.S. dollars are accepted (and preferred) everywhere. The Straw Market in Ocho Rios is quite an experience. Picture row after row of vendors, each selling basically the same thing. Although the vendors will leave you alone if you say no, you might find them to be a bit aggressive. If you want hand-crafted souvenirs without enduring the straw market, several vendors are brought onto the BB property on Wednesday evenings. Their offerings are the same as you see at the straw market. When you are off of the resort there are many people trying to sell you things (including ganga, or marijuana). The Jamaicans are very nice people; however, and if you are not interested you just have to say so. When making purchase, remember that the prices are negotiable - they EXPECT to bargain. Don't miss Dunn's River Falls, where you climb a 900 ft. waterfall. It was a lot of fun! The falls can be fairly intense in places, but our athletic 4 and 7 year old girls did not have a problem. At the conclusion of your climb you must navigate through a group of "vendors" before getting back to your bus. Walk quickly ... we found these vendors to be VERY aggressive! There is a charge for the falls trip; however, it is included with some packages (if it is included in your package you will need to go through a manager to avoid paying.) In addition to the falls, there are several other excursions available from the tour desk. All are at an additional fee. We've been to Jamaica several times and have never needed anything other than summer clothes - It's warm all the time. The only time you'll need anything other than shorts and swimwear is if you go to the "adult" restaurant, and then you'll only need "nice casual" attire. "SuperCents" are given as prizes for many activities. The kids get a kick out of collecting these over the course of the stay. SuperCents can be traded in for small prizes. Nobody moves very quickly in Jamaica, which takes some time for "city folks" to get used to (we're from the Washington DC area). But just relax, grab a drink, and say "no problem, mon"!
My wife and I spent the week of February 3, 1997 at the Braco Village Resort in Jamaica. I booked the trip through Filenes Vacation Outlet in Boston. A great value, a great trip. The past 2 years we have gone to Couples in Jamaica which we like very much. However, we liked Braco better and plan to return there next year. Braco is a new all-inclusive resort which has been open for only 18 months. It is adults only, and owned by FDR, a family resort near by. FDR is now building Braco-Pebbles, adjacent to Braco Village, that will be for families. Pebbles should be open for the 97/98 winter season. Braco is designed to look and function like a Jamaican village. It has a village square with streets to and from. The buildings along the streets contain shops and restaurants and the resort administration space. Vendors set out their wares each day along the sidewalks. Since the resort is all-inclusive, food, drinks, etc., in the shops and restaurants is free. Any other items in the shops or from the street vendors you pay for. The vendors are very polite and low key. No pressure selling like you would find in a real Jamaican village. Between the town and the beach is a very large pool. Buildings to the right of the town, house the guest rooms. The buildings are 2 and 3 stories with a row of buildings along the beach, and a second row behind. Most rooms have a small patio or balcony. Front row buildings have ocean view, and the second row has garden view. Our room was clean and nice, about the size of a typical motel room. The beach is a natural sand beach however there are many rocks on the bottom in some areas. The main beach in front of the pool is clear of rocks. However, outside of this space the bottom is rock covered, and you really need water sandals to walk around in the water. They are building two large jetties that will provide sunning areas and protect the beach. It looks like all the jetty foundation is in place, but the finish work is not done yet. We found the staff to be very friendly and helpful, but it seemed obvious this was a new resort where many were still learning their jobs. This was most apparent in the Victoria Market restaurant where we took most of our meals. Service was poor and disorganized. This should improve over time. The following is from my trip notes: TRAVEL: We had an American L-1011 non-stop charter from Boston's Logan airport to Montego Bay. The flight was on-time and flawless. In Jamaica we had our bags 15 minutes after landing. Much faster than previous years. Can't say the same for Boston however. We had to wait an hour and 20 minutes for bags after landing at Logan on the return flight. Logan has the slowest baggage handling I've ever encountered. What is their problem? ROOMS: King size bed, cable TV, excellent maid service. Fresh towels in the evening if you need them. Plenty of water. Plenty of hot water! Anytime! FOOD: Victoria Market is the main restaurant and if you want, you can eat all your meals there during normal meal times. Breakfast and lunch are buffet, and you order from the menu at dinner. This was our favorite restaurant. Also, there is a grille, and a pizza shop that are open from early morning to past midnight where you can eat anytime. There is a beach bar/grille that is open during daylight hours. You can also have breakfast delivered to your room if you are that lazy. We tried the Susumber gourmet restaurant one time. Service was great (your own bottle of wine also). The food was no better than Victoria Market (main restaurant) however. For the Susumber you need to make a reservation the day before; we didn't go back. Also, you must dress decently; jacket and tie are not required but some wear them. The waiters wear tuxedos. There is a wide variety of food at the resort with fish (snapper, lobster) and chicken (jerk) most prevalent. They also offer beef and pork at most meals. In general the food is excellent with a wide variety. DRINKS: The main bar in the village seems to be open all the time. There is a beach bar/grille and a swim-up bar in the swimming pool. In addition, you can get drinks at any restaurant when they are open. You can get almost any drink and/or brand of liquor you want; as much as you want. BEACH: The water is clear and warm; good snorkeling just off shore. Snorkeling equipment, kayaks, wind surfing, etc. are all included. They have a dive boat for scuba and for snorkeling trips. Anything done on the boat is at an extra charge. There are plenty of beach chairs and lounges, and flotation pads. Beach towels are not always available; sometimes you have to wait. The far end of the beach is clothing optional and only semi-secluded. It is lightly used with a mix of nudes/topless/suits. Since its adjacent to the main beach, you get a fair number of gawker beach walkers. JACUZZI: One by the swimming pool, and one on the nude beach. WEATHER: Sunny and hot. GOLF: A 9 hole executive course, par 3 except for one 250 yard par 4. Water hazard on most every hole but not many sand traps. In general, the course is in very good shape. Play is very light, maybe 10-15 players per day. Cost is $10 for 9 holes, club rental is $6, and pull cart rental is $4. TENNIS: Two lighted courts, excellent shape. The tennis pro holds clinics Mon-Fri from 8:30am to 10:30am, and 3:30pm to 5:30pm. Outside of this, you can play whenever you want. We played early morning and evening under the lights each day and seldom saw anyone else on the courts. The clinics were fairly well attended. Tennis racquets and balls are provided and there is no extra tennis charge. ENTERTAINMENT: Nightly at 9:30pm, generally in the village street. Mostly local musicians and singers. Its OK but only semi-pro. EXERCISE ROOM: They have a weight machine and a step machine. We didn't use the equipment but they didn't seem to have much of a variety compared to other exercise rooms I've seen. RECREATION ROOM: Two pool tables and a ping-pong table. Heavily used in the evenings since its right above the main bar. NATIONALITIES: A wide variety, mostly US, Canadian, European, and others. I would guess the Europeans made up the majority. Fewer Americans than I expected.
We found Braco in July of last year and it truly is one of the most fabulous all-inclusive properties on the island. Again as a refresher for those who haven't viewed the past reports, photos and property map in the Library. Braco Village is built around a true Jamaican village concept. You have a town square complete with a beautiful lighted fountain (much like that found in Falmouth), architecture that reflects all styles of Jamaica, (Georgian, Victorian, Gingerbread, etc.) and all the amenities you would want in a typical village. Being an all- inclusive your one rate includes airport transfers, lodging, all meals in your choice of 4 restaurants, all refreshments (top brand name alcohol and juices/sodas), daily activities, land sports, water sports (except scuba), nightly entertainment, disco, piano bar and so much more. Absolutely no tipping and service that is exceptional! Property / Activity / Restaurant Recap The property greenery had developed nicely over the past 9 months since it's opening date and now is getting to the point of constant trimming. Gardens are beautiful and the "dry" gulch that runs through the middle of the complex by the rooms is very nice. Several hammocks to just lay back and enjoy the breeze can be found about the property. Just watch out for that rooster up front that can't tell time. Crowing his heart out at 3am! The Gourmet restaurant was as exquisite as ever, the staff has really become professionals and you can see the pride in their accomplishments. The menu in March remained the same, a good selection of beef, pork, poultry and fish as well as a vegetarian dish. And more than you could possibly eat. They have changed the reservation system for Susumber. You now make reservations in the lobby the day before. Reservations are taken at 4pm for the following nights sittings. If you are an early bird, I'd suggest the 7pm time slot. You should be done eating around 8:30 - 9pm. Nanny's Jerk pit still serves up traditional Jamaican meals, Stews, Jerk, Patties, Coco bread, soups and great Jerk Chicken/Pork. Many a meal/brunch spent here as they are open from 11am - 2am. Victoria Market, the Pizza/Pasta and Bakery are the other options for dining. Victoria Market is buffet style for breakfast and lunch. Dinner alternates between 3 menus, 2 buffets. You have the Street party on Friday nights and the Beach party on Wednesday nights. The Pizza/Pasta and Bakery are open from 2p - 11p and are located in the village square. The golf course was still not completed - first 3 holes done and still grooming. Current target date for active playing is June for all 9 holes. Clubs are available at the complex if you wish to leave yours at home. They have stocked one of the retention ponds with Black Perch and Red Snapper for fishing. You can go down, and what ever you catch, they will prepare for you that evening. Nice and relaxing. The daily activities remained the same as on our previous visits. You now have a beach party on Wednesday nights - the show is also held on the beach and a wonderful display of Jamaican culture, dance and the traditional fire dance and limbo. Also some audience participation and a few games after the show. Stick around if no more than to watch. It can get quite entertaining. Thursdays fare the Beach Olympics. Tug of war, volleyball, relay races, chug contests, pool games etc. Points awarded to both team and individual and a good way to spend an active day and win some rum and Tia Maria to boot! The staff/guest show is now held on Monday nights. So brush up those acts and get in on the fun. If you just want to participate and don't have a talent to show off, the staff will help and set you up! No problem! Since Braco is on the North coast, you have a pretty constant breeze throughout the property. It is really appreciated when the temperatures soar into the 90's but also can limit some of the water sports activities if the is a storm brewing up the coast. The Clothing optional beach was taking on some improvements when we were there in March and May. The "jerk" shack has now been replaced by a complete bar!. All your favorites, blenders and wonderful coco bread and Jerk chicken/pork. This bar is open until 5:00pm for service to the CO beach. In May they had completed the Jacuzzi on the CO beach. A large oval shaped Jacuzzi on a raised deck. The beach on the CO beach has most of the boulders now removed. Some small rocks are still in near shore but they are constantly removing them and it was a 100% improvement in May from our March visit. The second jetty is now cemented in and beginning to take shape. The 3rd jetty that was just beyond the CO beach is now gone so you get nice breezes and waves coming across the beach. Anniversary time! Our trip in May was to join in the festivities of the Grand Opening. Our flight on Air Jamaica was quite eventful as the Prime Minister of Jamaica, Mr. Patterson was on our flight down from Chicago. Quite a commotion in Chicago as the other passengers were speculating just who might be on our flight as the security and activity level before the flight was heightened. The Prime Minister was very congenial with the passengers, coming back within the cabin mid flight to allow the passengers to take pictures with him. The flight arrived at Montego Bay early, but even with our carry on luggage, we waited for about 1/2 hour for our transportation to the resort. None of the properties were transporting guests until the passengers had cleared customs. Caribic Tours provided the bus trip to the complex (trip you'll not forget if this is your first visit to Jamaica <G>). Even with the wait for clearance we still arrived at the complex by noon so we had most of the first day to relax in the sun Because of the grand opening, the property was at 100%+ occupancy from Thursday - Sunday. The staff at Braco was still just as courteous, friendly and helpful as they were when we had stayed with only 40% occupancy. The Prime Minister arrived for a 3 day stay on Thursday and to assist with the dedication ceremonies on Saturday. The complex was nicely decked out for the ceremonies with ivy around the lights, new tables, umbrellas. Traditional Jamaican flavor in the staff dress and general atmosphere of the complex. A cocktail party followed and a dinner round that surpassed the famous Friday night street dance. Multiple stations staged with various entrees - no body could have left hungry that night! Braco had a Jazz Brunch on Sunday. After the normal fare of breakfast on Sunday mornings, they roll right into a brunch from 10a-1p and then into lunch. It was quite pleasant as you had a large selection of shellfish, pastas and other assorted treats and a Jazz band playing for listening and dancing during the brunch. I believe this is a regular scheduled Sunday event and is a welcome treat. Off Property Since we had all been to Jamaica before, we didn't partake in many off property tours. If this is your first visit to Jamaica, or to the North Coast area, I would highly recommend the Raft trip, Ocho Rios for SHOPPING (another experience you won't forget - just remember they are trying to make a living too!) and Dunn's River Falls. For another option a perhaps a longer day trip, the Black River is an enlightening tour and you can swim with the alligators if you so desire..... We decided to venture to Port Antonio on this trip. (actually I talked the guys into going). I have always wanted to see the falls, Blue Lagoon and other sights along the Northeast coast and had heard wonderful reports from staff and other visitors that had ventured to the far east side. We arranged the trip for the 3 of us with Caribic tours and left the property at about 6:45a on Friday morning. A box lunch and beverages were prepared for us to take on our long journey to tide us over. Our driver, Mr. Osbourne was magnificent. Bill had him during his March visit and was so pleased, we requested him for the Port Antonio journey. Port Antonio is about 3.5 hours from Braco with a stop in Port Maria along the way. We walked through some of the local Banana groves and then off to the beautiful Blue Lagoon. Unfortunately I fell sick with something that resembled heat/sun stroke so it was a long ride back to the property, covered in towels and ice packs. Not sure what the local residents thought when they say a "mummy" in the front of the van during our stops. It is a beautiful area, great views and the raft ride down the Rio Grande is supposed to be one of the best. But alas, I'll have to experience those on another trip. Phase 2 (Braco Family) is coming along. Anticipated date for opening some of the property will be in April, 1997. This will be similar to the FDR property for families with children. Watch for uploads of some additional photos taken at Braco to show some of the improvements and new features of the property. Will we venture back to Braco again? I know I will definitely as the property has all the amenities of other all-inclusive resorts, the most friendly and caring of team staff members and a truly Jamaican flavor for your vacation.
Well it's back to work after a great time in Jamaica. The weather was sunny just about every day. The food was great as always (the Jerk Chicken was good) and the drinks were great (I went through the dozen or so drinks I know within the first day). During the week, I must have had about 20 or 30 Red Stripes, 15 or 20 Rum and Cokes, about 20 to 30 Mudslides, as well as enjoying tropical delights like a Big Bamboo, Jamaican Delight, Jamaican Kiss, Yellow Bird, Purple Rain, No Problem and a Tia Tia. All of them are basically a mix of rum and different juices (pineapple, orange, etc.). I hung out on the nude beach (it was pretty quiet -- unfortunately not too many super models to look at, but there were some ladies worth looking at). I went snorkeling off the beach in front of our resort and the resort next door (the water was maybe 8 or 9 feet deep, and fish and coral was magnificent). I also went out on a snorkeling boat from the resort and we snorkeling in a reef about 17 feet deep. We had life vests on so we didn't have to tread water much. Saw some Spring Coral and some Stingrays among other things. I also went on a glass bottom boat and they took us out to where I snorkeled and out further to where the big fish were (about 50 feet deep). I also played a round of golf at the resort's golf course. There was a family resort next to us and those people can also use the course. I was paired with a guy from that resort. It's a hilly but beautiful course. I started out well, but having to take 3 or 4 shots to keep up I was tired by the 7 th hole. Of course there was a big hill to the left of the 6th green and I wound up at the bottom of it. On the 8th hole we played "Best Ball" where I would hit from where his ball landed. I shot about 90, but I still had a good time. At meals on the Beach Terrace, they either had lite jazz, reggae and live entertainment, such as the resident terrace band, a country western singer or recorded reggae music. They had various contests during the day including Goat Races, Sumo Wrestling, Beach and Pool Volleyball and also at the bar they showed how to make the Jamaican drinks mentioned above (the only one I didn't try was called a Blow Job). New this year was a trampoline and trapeze where the offered clinics in the afternoon (I was not into that -- fun to watch, though). At night they had various singers come in, some who were there last year, such as Melvin Williams who did a lot of oldies and standards. One night they had dancers with flaming rings and a flaming limbo bar, then it was down to the beach for some relay races and a reggae dance contest. Also there was a big bonfire. They also had a Bingo Night and 2 Casino Nights where you could win rum, Tia Maria and Breezes merchandise. They also have a game room and slot machines (where I lost $2 US -- $1 US = about $39 Jamaican). Later on they have a resident band (Wrights Incorporated - - I sang in the Talent show for the third year in a row (Bob Marley's "Buffalo Soldier") that played before and after the show for the evening. Then the piano bar (where "Piano Man", "American Pie" and "The Gambler" were requested nightly). Then it was on to the disco for everything from 70's disco to '80's pop to reggae hip hop and even Michael Jackson, the Electric Slide and the Macarena! I also went on a shopping trip to Ocho Rios where I brought back some Appleton White Rum, Banana Rum Cream, Pineapple and Spiced Rum. There's no Hard Rock Cafe but they do have stores that sell the merchandise (T-shirts, mugs and shot glasses) that says "Hard Rock Cafe" - Jamaica. I also got a book on Chatting Jamaican and a Jamaica Bartender book, and a Bob Marley figurine. I also bought a few bottles of Ting which is a Jamaican Grapefruit soda and some reggae tapes and a CD ($8 US for a tape and $15US for a CD, at the airport duty free it's $12US for a tape and $25US for a CD). They have some of our places such as Burger King, KFC, McDonalds, Texaco and Esso (E on). They didn't have any prices so I couldn't tell you what a gallon of gas goes for Jamaican. As for a Jamaican Car Wash, just drive into a shallow ravine on the side of the road. We went to three Shopping Centers (the Taj Mahal, Soni's and a third which I can't remember). The stores are mostly owned by non Jamaicans, and the Jamaicans work there. They are very eager for your business, they will follow you around the store hoping you'll need help buying something. There was also an old man with a flowered hat at each place whom I took a picture of and of course if any Jamaican offers you something they expect a tip (sometimes I'd give a US dollar or two, other times I would just say "No thanks, mon!"). My other trip was to Nine Miles, the birth and final resting place of Bob Marley (the father of Jamaican reggae who died on May 11, 1981 at the age of 36 of cancer). He lived in a one room house about the size of 2 offices put together. The chapel where he is laid to rest is even smaller and he was buried with his guitar -- as candles, pictures and a replica of his guitar lay outside his tomb. In front of his house is a spiritual garden and on the side a patch of flowers and a bench where he used to sit for many an evening. He lived at Nine Miles with his mother from the time he was 6 months until he was 13 years old when he moved to Kingston (the capital city). His mother still lives in Miami and she and his sons (including Ziggy were there to celebrate his 52nd birthday on Feb. 6th). There were 100,000 people who came to Nine Miles for his funeral in 1981. Many of the Marley family live in the village which is called Nine Miles because that is the area it covers. It was about an hour's drive up the narrow road to get there, and you pass through Brownstown which is a poor looking Jamaican town but there is construction nevertheless going on. Most of the staff at Breezes remembered me from last year, however I didn't remember their names but they were great. They put in long days and many worked every day I was there. They seem to enjoy making sure we have a good time. On the way out they gave me a video on SuperClubs and a SuperClubs mug. The "ride from hell" to airport on the bus was definitely that especially holding 4 bottles of rum on your lap for 2 hours of winding roads and the fast speeds Jamaicans seem to drive was no fun. If a Jamaican sees someone who needs a ride they will pick them up. They seem to think a tour bus and public bus are one in the same. Almost thought I'd be stuck in Jamaica due to the American Airlines pilots' strike. I was flying to Miami Sat. afternoon and they walked out Friday at midnight. But President Clinton's order of a 60 day "cooling off" period allowed me to fly to Miami to spend what would be a stormy wet weekend with my brother and nephew in Fort Lauderdale. We had a good time anyway though. I hate Miami airport -- going through customs is a "zoo" and getting your bags to a skycap through a crowd is no fun. The flights to and from Jamaica were fine, the flights to and from Miami were turbulent due to stormy weather. On the way down, it didn't smooth out until we got over the water. On the way back, there was rough skies at 25,000 and 30,000 feet so we flew low at 23,000 feet and it wasn't too bad. All in all it was a great trip and I hope to get back and go to Breezes Montego Bay in October.
We are a real young 40 & first timers to Jamaica. We've been to resorts in Marco Island, FL; Hilton Head, SC; Las Vegas and to the beaches of , Panama City, FL & Navarre Beach, FL. But in reality, this was our first vacation together, alone, (since kids) in 20 years of marriage. We've gone to most of these other resorts as part of a business meeting. So Jamaica was very much our second honeymoon. I decided on an all inclusive, as a surprise for my bride on our 20th anniversary. #1 consideration was I wanted something very nice, very romantic and it had to be on a beach. The next biggest consideration, in going all inclusive, was no decisions. After 20 years of penny pinching, and raising kids, (she stays home) I didn't want her to look a menu, & worry whether to go for the hamburger or the lobster; or have to ask "how much is another one of those purple drinks". And I didn't want the stress of a cruise where you have to be in certain places at certain times, or packing & unpacking, or signing up for this or that. Most of all I wanted to make my bride happy, and make her want me for 20 more years. This decision was a no-brainer and it was a no brainer vacation too. Mission accomplished ! JamJam attacks all of your senses at once, completely overwhelming you: The sights; beautiful grounds, candlelight, tropical plants, the blue ocean & white sand. The sounds; Soft music at dinner, waves lapping on the beach, mild chatter & glasses tinkling. The smells; Sweet flowers everywhere, gourmet food, suntan lotion, perfume and liquor. The feel; of the humid tropical breeze, the sun beating down on nearly naked bodies, and a cool skinny-dip on a hot day ! Needless to say our trip was a big success all the way around; physically, mentally and spiritually. JamJam changes your attitude and gives you permission to let go, let loose and have fun. Here's the details of our trip: THE RIDE FROM HELL (Mobay to Runaway Bay) It's true what they say about the ride from hell ! Fortunately we had a decent driver and Toyota Corolla 1992 station wagon...........with air ! Driver was courteous & quiet. 1 hour 15 min ordeal. It appeared to us that everyone on the road was out to kill us (and themselves). Roads are awful, 2 lane, no shoulders, sedimentary rock mountains on your right, ocean\swamp on your left. Alternatingly beautiful, breathtaking views and desolate squalor. We saw a lot of 1/2 built buildings. Driver said that Jamaica was devastated & not fully recovered from Hurricane Gilbert a few years ago. We stopped 1/2 way for break. Got two red stripes for $ 5.00. Offered to buy the driver something, he refused saying that he gets complimentary food & beverage at this rest stop. He left with a big jerked pork sandwich & a coke. Driver inquired as to whether we smoke...........we said no.........he meant ganja, but was not pushy. Said that if we did pick up anything, make sure not to accidentally bring it back to the airport. Thanks mon. CHECK IN / THE ROOM Whew! Thank God. Seems like we pulled in there about 7 p.m.. Beautiful gardens at the entrance. Checked in at desk. Bell boys carried luggage to our room. No Problem. I'm starting to like No Problem. Nice, clean, chilled, down room. We were in room 2118 facing courtyard & pool. Marble floors, walls, vanity, & sink in the bathroom. Huge mirrored closet in bath. Nice big oval mirror on wall in the bathroom that my wife wanted to take home. King bed, phone, clock radio, love seat/sofa, couple of night stands, 20" color TV remote, very comfy. Wife was disappointed that there was no deadbolt or chain on the door. Resort is crawling with security though. Sliding glass door opened to ground floor cement deck with 2 chairs overlooking pool and lush tropical gardens. Small dresser is almost useless as it does not hold much stuff. Huge closet held all of our hanging up, plus room to spare, but we definitely overpacked. We couldn't get into room safe. Went to front desk. They said No Problem. So I put our valuables, travel documents and wallets in the safe at the desk & they gave me a key. This is the last time I needed my wallet. ORIENTATION It really isn't necessary to go to orientation. Lasts about 45 minutes. They don't tell you too much stuff, mostly crack a lot of jokes & merely allude to what is in store for the week ahead. Instead of attending orientation, you can ask almost any guest or JamJam group leader and they'll fill you in. All of the guests and JamJam people are very helpful. Folks in the front office are sweet. All activities & times are posted on a board in the main lobby. Check here daily before noon for activities. After noon, the following days activities are posted. Activities are also continuously scrolled on the TV. There are very few if any activities that you have to sign up for. ROOM SERVICE I'm mentioning this because it may be as important to others as it was for us. Strong hot coffee in the morning at bedside is a basic necessity. I went several mornings down to the lobby for coffee & brought it back to my bride. Found out that you can order coffee & Danish delivered to your room early every a.m., at no charge ! They didn't tell us this at orientation. You must place your order with the desk before going to bed each evening ! We found the Jamaican coffee (to our delight) was very similar to the French dark roast that we drink and love at home. DINING Three buffets/day are available in the pavilion; breakfast, lunch & supper. They last 2-3 hours each. You may dine alone, or join in at a table with others.........your choice. Always music, (live in the evenings), a nice breeze, candles, flowers on the buffet; very romantic. From the buffet is a gorgeous view of the beach and the Caribbean. I enjoyed eating all of the different Jamaican foods much more than the bride; Pepperpot soup, casava (they call it yams), jerked pork & chicken, fish escovitch, calloulou, fried bami to name a few. Also, we hadn't had papaya or mango before. Fell in love with mango & ate it at most every meal. Papaya was too perfumy for us. Lots of great breads too, try the sweet brown loaf. I'm a fish lover, so got the fish offering at least once a day. Sometimes it tasted like red snapper, other times I couldn't tell what it was, but was always good; usually got it grilled or broiled. There was always a nice selection of salads, soups, breads, desserts, veggies, entrees & fruits. Choice of red or white wine & champagne is available at every meal. The wine stewards hardly ever allow your glass to empty. The buffet was always decorated with fresh tropical flowers, gorgeous pastries, food carvings & artistic desserts. If you are a dessert lover, you'll be in heaven. Was disappointed that we had no shrimp, conch chowder, lobster or crab dishes available. If you want to eat low fat, there are lots of options available (veggies, breads, fresh fruit, salads & grilled food. At breakfast, they'll cook your omelet to order. Besides the usual bacon, sausage & eggs, there is cereal, yogurt, fruit, & muffins. We were pleased with the prompt, attentive but unobtrusive service rendered by the buffet waiters. Swimsuit & barefeet are acceptable attire at the buffet, but guests usually dressed a little better, especially for supper. I'll make a brief mention of the beach grill that is available from about 11:00am till 4:00pm. Hamburgers, sausages and jerked chicken are available on bun with condiments. We both love hot & spicy food; and prepare it at home. I have a saying, that if your nose is running, the food's just right. But believe me the jerked chicken is terribly hot ! DINING (con't) There is a very good Italian restaurant, that unfortunately, we ate at only once. It is opened in the evenings and you order a la carte. You must make reservations a day ahead of time. Attire is shoes, long pants & shirt with collar for gents; shoes & slacks or dress for ladies. Food, service & atmosphere is impeccable. Very romantic. Choice of cocktails, wine, beer or liqueur is served. Open salad bar (or they will serve house) & very heavy antipasto bar..........this was great, I can't even begin to name all of the antipasto selections. They wait on you hand & foot. Choice of soup, several entrees & dessert. I got a lamb dish, & bride got a marsala. The Italian dessert we had was especially good, taramisu (sp?), and I'm not a big dessert person. Topped off supper with a nice little flute of Frangelica. If you're going to eat here for supper, eat a light or very small lunch, and enjoy! What an evening ! This meal easily would have been $ 100.00 minimum in the states; and you can eat here every night ! Met an Italian American couple from New Jersey. They said they ate here every night, & testified to the authenticity of the food. THE BEACH This is a very active resort. Too bad this is where we stayed most of our trip. Wore out a path to the beach bar & back to the chaise lounges daily. Errol, (our favorite and the best beach bartender) really took care of us and everyone else too. He was most attentive, observant and efficient out of all. After the first day, he remembered what we wanted, & would be in the process of having our cocktails prepared as we approached the bar. He's bucking for a managers position, and I think he deserves it......Yah MON. The beach is in excellent shape and is white sand with palms and the bluest water that I have ever seen; ........very sexy. Though not sugar white like Panama City, FL, it is very attractive & clean. Water is very clean, very clear, no rocks, grass etc, and a nice sandy bottom. We spent all of our time on the prude beach closest to the nude side. There were several topless sunbathers & some in thongs & men in speedo's. People seemed not to care (or stare) and were very relaxed at JamJam. We found this end of the beach to be less crowded and had less foot traffic because it was away from the beach equipment check out stand. To my brides delight, our chaise lounges were parked near an Italian Fabio thonged look-alike who was camped out here with his topless, thonged (and slightly pregnant) lover. They kept to themselves and were fun to watch as they, argued, played & teased in and out of the water. The bride & I had fun laying out, swimming, people watching, chatting (actually talking) & making runs for something cool to drink. I don't think either of us read much of our paperbacks. We enjoyed swimming from the prude beach over to the nude swimming area, for a skinny dip, several times............... bride said NO PROBLEM ! We stayed together all week on the beach, just us two; half drunk; soaked in suntan lotion and our favorite libations..........................Needless to say, we fell in love all over again................ THE BEACH (con't) On the prude beach you'll find lots of chaise lounges and a few small low tables. Also there were a couple of beach "huts" if you wanted lay out in the shade. Most of the beach guests were to be found on the prude beach. The nude beach had about 12-20 persons/day. I walked over to the nude bar looking for some bottled beer one day because the draft was hot. Found that the nude side has a self serve bar, ice, three rum punches, no beer & only a few soft drinks. Nude beach has a nice Jacuzzi & outdoor shower for washing off. The prude beach had available for recreation; catamarans, kayaks, catamaran rides, snorkeling, wind surfers, sunfish sailboats, water skiing and unlimited scuba (if you have your C-card). PADI C-cards are available if you take & pass the course offered by resident resort instructors. Three mornings classes for $ 250.00. BEACH TIPS: 1) Breeze kicks up about 10:30 daily. If you are going to kayak or sail, keep this in mind. Current was running east to west and breeze was blowing from the north east to west. It makes it hard if impossible to kayak after 10:30, cause you can't paddle against the current & wind. 2) Also after 10:30 a.m., sand kicks up as well sometimes. If you are on the soft sand, it will blow into your drink & face. Move your chaise lounge onto the hard sand near the water. 3) Apply lots of spf 30 sunscreen, several times/day. We did, & stayed out all week on beach & never got burned; even on previously unexposed areas. 4) Pack several bottles of sunscreen with you. It costs about $ 15.00/bottle U.S. at the resort. 5) Bring huggers and/or insulated mugs with a top, to the beach. We found that our drinks got hot, especially fast. 6) Pack a collapsible insulated icechest (you've seen them with the carrying straps). Load it up with ice from your hall & take it to the beach. You can keep bottled water (sold in the gift shop) & ice down in it. 7) A raft, float or mattress (with an anchor) would have been nice to lay out on in the water. THE POOL I believe it was on our last day that we realized that we had never gone swimming in the pool, and we never did. It's just that I guess we're beach people and never got around to it. The pool is large & inviting. There's lots of sun & shade around for everyone. It seemed to be a very popular place for sun worshipers & the newlyweds. It's also only a few steps from the beach bar. There's a variety of trees surrounding the pool on one side, palms & almond I think. Nice chaise lounges (better than the beach) with thick yellow foam rubber/vinyl mattresses to lay on. PARTIES Orientation party was on Sunday night. This is a good party, don't miss it. You'll get to know some people & have fun. Hor'douvres and cocktails are served in the disco lounge. Music in the disco is mostly rap, Jamaican/rap & loud- though great bass if you like thumping. There are a few games & contests too (icebreaker type stuff), with fifths of liquor and tee shirts as prizes. Lots of fun. The disco is opened every night too. Went to the pajama party held in the disco. Bride was up for this too! Jams, cutoffs, shorts and gymshorts are not admitted. Nightshirts, briefs, boxers, babydolls & p.j.'s are acceptable. Open bar again. Here I am, 40 years old, dancing to "Mr. BoomBasstic" in my boxers! We enjoyed the party briefly, but got run out by all of the smoke (we're non-smokers). We found that there were many Italians at the resort and boy did they smoke! They were joined though, by many others on the dance floor with lit cigarettes. We didn't stay too long. But No Problem Mon; going to bed early here is not a hardship. You really need your rest. I'll bet there were a lot of negligees about half burned down the next morning!!! They were really going at it when we left. As a result of our P.J. party experience, we didn't go to the toga party the following night. ENTERTAINMENT There's something going on every night at Breezes. On consecutive nights there were live band/singing acts in the lounge (this is different from the disco) a couple of nights. Local Jamaican talent. One night reggae music, dread locks & all. The next night they brought in another entertainer; Bride thought that he sounded just like Tom Jones. He did and he was great. You know, you kind of expected to be disappointed. I was thinking they'd have something like Bill Murry's parody of a nightclub act on SNL. But both nights were great. These people were really talented; lot's of good dance music, not as loud as the disco. Pretty mellow crowd too. There's a great variety show on stage at the pavilion near the beach. We were presented with a fire eating act, a troupe of fantastic Jamaican dancers, a father & son gymnast team and the famous "crab man". The crab man limbo's under about under a series of poles on fire, about 1 foot high. This guy & the fire eater is unbelievable. We sat at a big table together with some other couples that we met and had a good time. There's a little bit of audience participation involved in each act and a lot of laughs. Don't miss this show. One night as we were preparing to go to the dinner buffet, (we were at the beach bar again), we heard what sounded like Garth Brooks coming from the pavilion. Walked by the stage & it was a Jamaican guy doing a ballad that was a dead ringer for Garth. He continued for about an hour as we listened and enjoyed another romantic supper at Breezes Jam Jam. GAMES & CONTESTS As I said, we didn't do much more than stay on the beach, but there are all sorts of games & contests going on all day long. Usual prizes are liquor, tee shirts & caps. I got into the men's beer drinking contest (how fast, not quantities). Got into the finals so only had to drink two ........really chugged them down ! No Problem ! We were never pressured to participate, got asked a couple of times though, & it's fun to go along with the crowd now & then. TOURS Several tours are included with the package. Horse & buggy ride (with wine), shopping trip to Ocho Rios, hike of Dunn's River Falls, catamaran cruise, & glass bottom boat ride. We took the glass bottomed boat ride & this was enjoyable, 1 hour max. Saw lots of fish, coral, rocks and a sea turtle. The hike of DRF includes a 1/2 hour scenic bus ride from jamjam to the top of the mountain where DRF begins. The bus lets you out and (as a group) you walk down the mountain on a paved walkway to the mouth of the river where it spills out into the Caribbean. As you hike, you and your group are being videoed. You have the option to purchase a copy for $ 45.00. The guides lead you literally up the falls (holding hands), all of the way back to the top of the mountain where your bus, many higglers (vendors) and thank goodness a Redstripe or two await. DRF are set in a tropical mountain jungle, and there are many opportunities for photographs. Bring a disposable camera rated for underwater. As you would expect the vegetation is lush & green with many flowering shrubs & trees. It is very enjoyable and scenic and there are lots of laughs, chills & spills. But you should be very careful climbing the falls. DO NOT GO if you've had more than a couple of beers. You'll need all of the agility that you can muster. We saw one woman fall down one ten foot boulder then another six footer and into a pool of water. She walked away, although gingerly, but I don't know how. There are many places to exit the falls on your way up if you want to return to the paved walking path & back to the bus. Do bring an old pair of sneakers or tennis shoes to hike in, or you'll have to "rent" some slip on's before they'll let you go. I wore a pair of Tevas sandals & the velcro kept coming undone from the stress of climbing and rushing water. We didn't have any spare money to go on the shopping trip, but talked to some couples that went. They said they got some real bargains on jewelry, & they seemed to be excited. I understand that if you are in the market for watches, jewelry, perfumes & other fine items, that you can really get some deals......especially if you're willing to negotiate. The tour only brings you to "SuperClubs sponsored & approved" shops. Our friends said that approved items & vendors carried the SuperClub stamp of approval. OTHER OBSERVATIONS We were absolute beach bums, so didn't golf or tennis, but Breezes has outstanding facilities for both. Met a gentleman from CA at the bar who had been golfing. He said the course was in great shape. Golf is unlimited and of course all inclusive, but you must use a caddy, (about a buck a hole), and he brings the beer. Said he had a great day. There is a real nice weight room, stair climber, treadmill, aerobics, are all included too. There are three jacuzzi/hot tubs. One is in the gardens between the east and center wings, very secluded but it was too cold. Another is on the nude beach (bride wasn't ready for this one yet). And the third one is near the lobby bar in the center courtyard. It's seems to be the largest and nicest. I was all ready to get in one day after a jog & there were two bees and a big lizard swimming around. So I stayed out & let them enjoy. OTHER One morning I awoke at 5am & couldn't get back to sleep for some reason. So rather than tossing and turning and taking a chance of awakening sleeping beauty; I got up to go for a jog on the beach. Upon walking out of our wing, I was amazed to see the number of workers busily cleaning up and preparing the resort for the day's activities.... cleaning the pool, trimming shrubs, raking the beach, wiping down tables, beach lounges & hosing sidewalks. There must have been 50 people at work! I jogged eastward down the beach, past the fence & the guard shack toward the public area. Got about 300 yards down there & here's some Rastafarian looking dude, dreadlocks & all, busting up a joint at 6 o'clock in the morning! Offered to sell me some ganja; I said "No thanks Mon" & ran on past him. I finally ran to the end of the beach, turned around & headed back to the resort. Ran past the "ganja man" a second time. This time he held his fingers to his nose, sniffed, & asked if I needed something for my head. Once again I said "No thanks Mon". Jogged past a third & fourth time & he was wanting to sell me some hand carved wooden art items etc. He was persistent, but not overbearing. I finally got tired running, picked up a couple of cups of coffee in the lobby & delivered them to my grateful bride. With the possibility of drugs, and numerous round-the-clock open bars; we were really surprised that we did not see one, openly drunk person ! Not one! No one got out of line, stumbled, staggered or got obnoxious; & believe me, there was a lot of drinking and partying going on. All of the liquor I saw poured were call brands. No cheap or watered down liquor here ! First class all the way ! A word of caution if you're staying on the ground floor. We left a few wet items out to dry overnight on our patio. No problem, they were there the next morning. Newlyweds next door, left a pair of Air Jordans to dry (after DRF trip) & they were gone the next a.m. Moral of the story is; don't leave name brand articles out like Nike, Chicago Bulls, Reebock or anything made of bluejean. These articles are very popular in Jamaica, and bring a nice price. OTHER If you're staying in the 2000 wing (center wing) and ground floor. Make sure that you get a room that is closer to the beach than it is to the lobby. The disco (near the lobby) can get loud some nights. There is a gift shop on the premises. It's got about everything that you could want for souvenirs & toiletry items, postcards and Jamaican coffee. Prices are better here for coffee than the airport. Liquor is cheaper at the airport. The only good deals on liquor that we saw was for stuff made in Jamaica, like Jamaican rums and Tia Maria. All of the other liquor costs almost as much as it does at home. Wait to buy your four, duty free liters of liquor at the airport, and you won't have to pack it or haul it from the resort. The airport liquor store will pack it for you free, in a nice carry on cardboard container. There's a little building on the beach, at Breezes, that houses a variety of things that's worth a visit. In here are artworks and fine crafts such as wood carvings and handmade woven baskets and bead necklaces. You will also find here, a lady that does hair braiding. Wife got two braids, buck a piece, done in five minutes. Also inside, posted are professional photographs of guests, taken at dinner. Find yours, and you are free to purchase them if you wish. CLOSING REMARKS That's about it. . The last two days of our vacation were spent at Reeding Reef Club in Montego Bay. This was truly a vacation of a lifetime; and we can't wait to go back.
We stayed at Breezes (formerly Jamaica Jamaica) in Runaway Bay,
Jamaica for seven nights from Dec. 8-15, 1996. My husband and I
traveled alone (the resort actually does not allow guests under the
age of 16). It was our first time at this resort.
Pros:
1) Lots of activities included. We snorkeled, kayaked, horseback
rode, took a horse and buggy ride, took a ride on a catamaran, went
on a shopping trip and played ping pong and croquet. Things we could
have done but did not do: sail, scuba dive, windsurf, golf, tennis,
go to Dunn's river falls (we had done this on a previous trip to
Jamaica), flying trapeze (honestly), trampoline, billiards, giant
chess ("Jamaican" pieces like Rastafarians, goats, etc.).
2) Overall we thought the food here was good. The buffet is in the
Terrace restaurant. The buffet breakfast was probably the weakest
meal. Nothing terribly exciting and not always well prepared.
However, the grapefruit juice was delicious and the breakfast breads
were yummy. The lunch buffet was quite good. Lots of variety of both
"America and Indian. Nice salad bar, good cheeses, a pasta bar (which we
didn't try) and sometimes pizza (mediocre). We ate at the
reservations only restaurant (Martino's) almost every night for
dinner. Never had any trouble getting a reservation (however, the
hotel was not full the week we were there). You can make a
reservation as early as the day before, but we also had no problem
getting one the day of the meal. We always were able to get in to
whichever seating time we wanted. Dress is no shorts but jacket is
not required. Saw several people in shorts anyway, and no one was
kicked out. Food was very good more than 50% of the time. The
antipasto bar is a main feature of the restaurant and has around 30
different choices. We especially liked the palm hearts. The ravioli
was good (overcooked one night but still tasty), a seafood pasta dish
I had was good with scallops, squid and shrimp, and my husband
enjoyed the beef dishes he got (prime rib, etc.). Dishes that weren't
so good were usually too salty (veal), too peppery or just tasted run-
of-the-mill. Oftentimes the dishes didn't match the description in
the menu very well. Service was excellent- someone is always
refilling your wine glass (white wine was mediocre, red was a bit
better). Desserts were appropriately rich. Soups were usually not so
great (except the pumpkin). There's a piano player every night who is
not too obtrusive but does effectively butcher a wide variety of
popular tunes. We wish there had been one more restaurant option, but
the menu at Martino's changes completely every night, so we didn't
really get tired of it. There's a beach grill open in the afternoon,
and the pork prepared here is quite tasty. We had the "room service"
continental breakfast once. It consisted of the breads you get in the
buffet. You have to specify the night before what time you want it,
and we didn't like having to adhere to a schedule like that so we
didn't get it again.
3) There are three outdoor Jacuzzis. One is right near the lobby and
was the most popular- pretty large. One was more secluded under a
tree in the gardens with a deck and wrought iron chairs. Very nice
setting. The first half of the week it was lukewarm and not too
popular. By mid-week, it was hot but still not too popular. We
enjoyed this about two times a day (daytime and late at night) and
were always alone in the tub. The other is on the nude beach. We
tried to overcome our inhibitions and go at night, but it was too
popular for our tastes. :)
4) There are hammocks in a grove of banana plants and large banyan
tree. Nobody ever went in these so again it was something we could
enjoy alone. They're a cool escape from the heat of the midday sun.
5) The rooms are decent. Ours was of average size and had a loveseat.
The bathroom was lovely- large, all marble, tons of mirrors, the
shower is around the corner from the sink and the toilet is up a step
from the sink.
6) The staff is friendly and the general attitude about your vacation
exemplary. There aren't many rules or schedules you have to adhere to
(we have found rules and schedules at some other resorts we've been
to which have limited our fun considerably). For instance, we asked
if there were hours that the pool and Jacuzzi were "open". The woman
just laughed like we were being ridiculous and said, "No, mon!". We
didn't have to wait in lines to sign up for activities or dinner
reservations. It was really quite stress free. We were even able to
change our dinner reservation to a different time at the last minute
one night. Some of the staff members were quite genial and even eager
to strike up a conversation. For instance, we were in the Terrace
restaurant one windy afternoon and a waitress asked "wouldn't you
like some rum punch to warm you up?"
7) There are many little things here which are included that just add
a nice touch to your vacation. For example, there were postcards of
the resort (4 different ones) available in the lobby for free.
They're pretty nice postcards so we didn't have to shell out any
money for the ones in the gift shop. You can make yourself a
laminated luggage tag with a Superclubs card. I know these things are
really just advertising for them, but it's a kick to discover them
here and there around the place.
Neither pro nor con:
1) While not the nicest beach we've been to, it wasn't the worst
either. There are just a few trees around to sit under if you want to
avoid the sun. The sand was quite soft on the beach and more coarse
in the water. There is a coral reef just off-shore with a rope around
it prohibiting access. This is a con as it definitely limits the
swimming area, especially at low tide. On the other hand, it's
interesting to snorkel on the edges of it (we saw a couple varieties
of fish including bright yellow ones with black stripes) and also to
kayak over. The actual snorkeling trip takes you further from shore
to a nice piece of reef where we saw pretty coral and several
varieties of fish including triggers, a trumpet fish and a sting ray.
Some other folks on the trip saw a puffer fish.
2) We missed out on much of the entertainment as it took us a few
nights to find the nightclub (it's upstairs over Martino's). We saw a
show of dancers, balancing acts and limbo in the Terrace restaurant
the first night which was fairly typical island entertainment. We did
see the Talent Show in the nightclub which was fun (staff and guests
performed). We never went to the disco (except for the Welcome
Party).
3) We found the clientele was somewhat international. The largest
percentage were American but there were also Canadians, Germans,
Egyptians, South Americans and Jamaicans, to name a few. The age was
either youngish (20's to early 30's) or approaching senior citizen.
There aren't very many of folks in their late 30's or 40's
(presumably because many this age would want to bring kids). It
seemed to be mostly couples the week we were there, but there were a
few singles around.
4) We had cloudy, windy weather for three days. It didn't actually
rain (except at night), but we couldn't do any watersports because
the surf was a bit rough. This was disappointing, but obviously not
the resort's fault. We went on the shopping trip one of these days to
Ocho Rios. They take you to two of the tourist shopping plazas, one
of which is near a "market" if you want to barter with the locals for
crafts (seen that, done it, didn't do it again). We found cheap T-
shirts and a decent deal on Blue Mountain coffee. If you're
interested in purchasing souvenirs, there are also craft market
stalls a short walk down the beach.
Cons:
1) Too many party activities all day long. If you were passing by the
pool area at the wrong time, you could get hassled by the
coordinators into joining in the "fun". We learned to avoid this
eventually (and they learned to quit bugging us). If you enjoy things
like beach Olympics, crab races, drinking games (speciously called
"Rum Mixology"), etc. then put this in the pro- list. If you aren't
into it, it can get tiring after awhile.
2) The swimming pool was on the small side and not very inviting (a
bit cloudy). The beach and Caribbean water were just much more
appealing, so we only took one quick dip in the pool. This isn't a
major con-, but we have enjoyed relaxing in and around the pools at
other resorts.
3) The safe deposit box in the room was too small.
4) The grounds were not as nice and green as the other resorts we
have been too. Nothing offensive, there just isn't as much vegetation
or interesting landscaping as we've seen elsewhere.
We would certainly consider a return to this resort. I would
recommend it to friends. We like the excitement of trying a different
place each time, but many people do return here year after year. If
you like the party games or, even more importantly, like to golf,
this is a great place to go. The golf course green fees are included
(but not caddie and cart fees), and we were told it's one of the
nicest courses in Jamaica. Unfortunately, we don't golf, but I was
tempted to learn. There's a golf pro ( a "Jamadian", i.e. a displaced
Canadian) who encourages novices to try it, so maybe next time!
There's driving range (no charge for anything there) and, I think,
some putting greens as well.
Ed Note: The following is a report from Debbie Hoffren about a trip to Enchanted Garden, Ocho Rios, Jamaica. The trip was made December 18-24, 1996 and was her ninth to Jamaica since September, 1992. You are invited to view her www page at: http://members.aol.com/DebbieH103/private/travel/debbiewb.htm
Getting There We arrived at the Enchanted Garden at about 5 p.m. The driver stopped once on the way. We encountered a lot of traffic in Falmouth due to the weekly flea market held on Wednesdays. Check-In We left our bags with the bellman and went to the front desk for check-in. They asked for our hotel voucher. I indicated that we had not received one but did have a confirmation letter. They took that. We were asked whether we wanted a lock for the safe deposit box in the room and signed a form promising to pay and 100 USD if the key was not returned. One room key was issued, but I requested a second, and it was given right then. We were asked to make a dinner reservation and given four menus from which to choose. We chose Temples, the Thai restaurant. We were given a map of the property. We were driven, along with our bags, in a van to our room. We were given a tour of the room and shown the notice about the towel policy. The Room The room was a one bedroom suite with plunge pool. We were in room 804. The room was located across from an area for ducks and geese and near the aviary. For this type of room, I recommend the 600 block, as it is less of a walk to the jacuzzi, pools, and restaurants. Walking in the door, the bedroom was on the left. The room contained a dressing table with chair and light but no plug-in. The bed was queen- sized with a nightstand and lamp on either side. There was no clock. There was a very small desk and a dresser with several drawers. The top drawer contained a hair dryer. The closet contained the hot water heater, a shelf for clothes and a shelf for shoes. The safe deposit box, hangers, and extra pillows were also in this closet. The bathroom contained a bath/shower combo. Conditioning shampoo, soap, and aloe vera gel were provided. The legs on the bed were sharp, and the walking space was tight. A notice indicated that towels were inventoried and that room bills would be debited for any missing towels. Several times, maids arrived late in the day with washcloths. Out the bedroom door was the hallway and hall closet It was narrow but housed several shelves and was welcome added storage. The kitchenette contained a stove and oven, cabinets with some glasses, a refrigerator with regular and diet sodas (7 UP & Pepsi in regular and diet, ginger ale, ginger beer (similar to root beer, I guess), and Red Stripe. There were some chilled wine glasses there, as well. The counter contained two coffee cups and tea bags & instant coffee to be used with the tea kettle. Down four steps was the living room. There was a glass table with four chairs and a large plant, a ceiling fan, two chairs, a couch, an ottoman, and a TV with remote. The TV received ABC, CBS, NBC, a Jamaican station, HBO, Cinemax, CNN, MOR music, ESPN, and a couple of other "basic cable" type stations. Outside the sliding glass doors was an 8 X 10 ft. plunge pool with built-in benches. There was also a nice wrought-iron table with two chairs. The glass on the sliding doors was tinted dark. We never got in the pool, as the sun did not shine on our patio even one time. I believe it would have been possible to get used to the temperature. I did hear of one couple using theirs, but they were in a room with the pool on the second floor (another type of pool suite with no bathtub) and used it only when running from the high steps. The weather was unusually cool on our visit, and I do believe the pool would have been nice had it been warmer, as it is a hike around dealing with all the steps on the property. The Property The property is overwhelming at first, especially if you arrive around dark, as we did. However, it was easy to learn shortcuts for walking and get acclimated in the daylight. Guests are given a map. Restaurant and bar hours stick somewhat to the schedule printed on the back of the map, but the restaurants take room numbers and close early if all the guests have eaten. Use the map provided at check-in to get acquainted with the layout. Exploring is a must because there is so much to discover all over the property. I counted 161 steps from our room up to the Aah Falls. It was 111 steps up to three of the restaurants and the nightclub/disco. There are a few ramps, but I think they are to help the staff bring food between the levels. A lot of people eat their wedding night dinner in front of one of the falls. It is understandable why people like to get married here. I can't think of a more romantic setting for a wedding. I can't imagine bringing anyone who can't climb stairs. If you want to explore the gardens, you will walk a lot of stairs to do that, also. The first two days, my calves hurt. I explored a lot. Soon, I was galloping up and down the steps. Bringing a camera and/or video camera is a must. I spent two hours one day filming the property. Everywhere you go, there is a new waterfall, rapid, garden, fish pond, or duck pond to discover. There are even two massage tables by one of the falls where a massage can be arranged. It is somewhat secluded there, but someone could see if walking by. There is a hammock garden by the falls, also. There are large goldfish to feed in a pond and at L'Eau Mirage and many ducks, geese, and mallards to feed around the property. Tennis & basketballs are available, and there is a tennis pro who holds tournaments. Showing up practically guarantees a bottle of rum All equipment is available. Four bars are scattered around the property. The Pool & the Towel Policy The main pool is at the center of the property. It is quite large. There are a lot of padded lounge chairs around the pool. When we were there, people kept moving following the little bit of sun that peeked through one or two days. A few die-hards got a tan, but they were out about nine hours the days it didn't rain. There is a swim-up pool bar with the regular bar being on the other side. Suggested drinks and their ingredients are shown on large signs around the bar. There are tables in which to sit by the bar. Towels await you on your bed upon arrival. These can be exchanged with the main pool lifeguards any time they are on duty. Before checkout, you must go turn them in to a lifeguard and get a receipt. There is a second pool used for activities occasionally but is always available to guests for swimming or sunbathing. The Aviary The aviary is a half acre haven for many birds. There are turkeys, canaries, parrots, mallards, ducks, chickens, crown cranes, just to name a few. The aviary is encased with a very tall netting. Twice a day, at 10:30 and 4:30, anyone who shows up can feed birds or just walk through. A video camera is sure to capture some interesting footage. If you put the birdseed in your hands, the birds will fly into it. Some birds will land on your head, shoulders, back, and even your camera! You must watch your step, because there are many varieties of birds, large and small, roaming around on the ground. Walk down the path to see the bird houses and a duck pond. You can ask for more seed and stay in the aviary somewhere between 15-35 minutes. We really enjoyed this and went anytime we did not have something else planned at those times. The Gardens The property is truly lush with gardens. There is vegetation or falls everywhere. The resort has a spice garden, a plant house, an orchid garden, a fruit orchard, a lily pond, a bromelia garden, a cactus garden, and an anthurium garden. Leaves fall often in the pools and jacuzzis and on the grounds. There are gardeners everywhere tending everything. Every direction you could walk involves a breathtaking scene. The Seaquarium The seaquarium is a unique area for activity. It contained a sitting area for conversation, bathrooms, a small library, a pool table, a ping pong table, four slot machines, a full service bar, popcorn machine, tables and chairs for eating, and three areas with seating surrounded by 5 large fish tanks containing a large variety of small and large tropical fish. Guests could eat lunch while viewing the fish. Lunch is served at the seaquarium from 12:30-3 p.m. and is followed by afternoon tea from 3-5 p.m. Snacks are available after tea until 8 p.m. The Spa The spa was underneath the seaquarium and next to the fitness center. Next to the fitness center was the Turkish baths. The spa was open from 9 a.m. until 6 p.m. The last appointment was at 5 p.m. I recommend booking any spa treatments you wish to schedule for the day of your arrival and, possibly the day after, before you leave home. You can call the 800 number listed on the brochure and explain what you wish to do. The representative will give you information needed to call the resort direct without toll. I called the resort in advance to talk with the spa and asked a lot of questions but did not book in advance because they said their schedule was pretty open. We arrived at the resort around 5 p.m. and went to the spa before they closed. We were not able to get an appointment for the next day, but I did not call to check for cancellations. We didn't have any further trouble getting appointments. You can book in person or call from your room. The list of treatments are listed on the resort's web site, and your travel agent should be able to get a list from the resort. Be sure to check at the spa for posted specials. They had several very good specials offered during our stay. The spa was very good. Appointments ran very much on schedule. I recommend arriving about 5 minutes before your appointment. They have many good magazines to keep you busy while you wait. Since you may be at lunch or somewhere on the property, allow walking time to get to your appointment. I did find that it was possible to get pretty far across the property in just a few minutes when speed was important. All services at the spa are a la carte. The posted fee includes the gratuity, and you may pay cash or charge to your room, provided you left an imprint of the card at the front desk. The spa and beauty salon have an extensive menu and were a big part of the reason for us visiting the resort. The spa did not disappoint. In general, services are just below or just above a dollar a minute, depending on whether there is a special and how many different processes and solutions are involved. I had the intensive cellulite treatment, which was a 90-minute treatment combining an aggressive massage, a body scrub, a seaweed wrap, and the Turkish bath. This was a very good way to sample the services. Sylvia was the attendant for this and several of the other treatments. The Turkish bath was a new experience. I was placed in there after the scrub and told to shower off and sit awhile. The room houses several seats. Steam abounded and was quite warm, but the shower was ice cold. This was an invigorating combination. After the wrap, she finished me with a lotion. Todd had a neck and back massage, which was to be 30 minutes. This focused on the neck, shoulder, and lower back. She cut it a bit short, at 25 minutes, but he enjoyed it otherwise. One day, I scheduled a deluxe 50 minute facial. I don't believe I remembered to mention I wanted the anti-stress facial. They scheduled me for the deep pore cleansing facial. Some cleansers, exfoliants, mask, and lotion, and steam were applied to my face. While the mask set, she massaged my feet. She did some face, head and neck massage. This treatment lasted nearly an hour and was very nice. Todd and I both had a Swedish massage. We won these playing cash bingo. Although the massage was 30-35 minutes, it was a full body massage. Another time, I scheduled the deluxe foot therapy. This combines reflexology, a warm foot bath, and paraffin dip. This process lasts an hour. This treatment was on special. After a three-hour trail ride, I had the Shiatsu massage (Todd also had his Swedish massage at this time). The therapist laid out three cushions and sheets on the floor. I was told to remove my shoes and leave on my clothes. This massage involved some hands on to stimulate pressure points. In addition, the therapist used her feet to walk on me and massage in some effective but almost painful strokes. This massage was very effective, and I ended up with no pain from the trail ride. Fitness Center The instructor took a power walk daily, if attended by any guests, down the hill from the resort and across town. I did this one day alone with the instructor. You might want to bring a water bottle for this activity and a very good pair of tennis shoes. The instructor does aquacize at 8:30 a.m. any day there are participants. The fitness center has some hand weights which go up to 20 lbs. There is a treadmill and a few bikes. There is a weight machine with a few stations. There are step platforms and mats. The instructor has weight instruction scheduled periodically, and weekdays he holds aerobics in the afternoon at 4:30. This was generally attended by a handful of people. There was bottled spring water and cups at the fitness center. Bars There were four bars around the property, and the snack shack at the beach served Red Stripe, rum punch, and fruit sodas. The hours of operation were as follows during our stay: Seaquarium Bar 11:00 a.m. - 8:00 p.m. Pool Bar 10:00 a.m. - 11:00 p.m. Piano Bar 6:30 p.m. - 12:00 a.m. Annabella's 8:30 p.m. - 2:00 a.m. The pool bar is at the center of the property. It is conveniently located to the jacuzzi. It has a swim-up bar off the back. It is also near Amore's and the activity pool. Beer and wine are sometimes served in glass, other times in plastic cups. Mixed drinks are served in plastic cups. The bar has many specialties posted on signs. Try the Pool Baby. The seaquarium bar is convenient for getting a drink after a spa treatment, a workout, or a game of pool or ping pong. When we ate there for the International Buffet lunch, the waitress took our drink order and promptly served us. The slot lady, bartenders, and entertainment desk staff sometimes play pool when the place is not crowded, but we received prompt service by walking up to the bar. The bar has a popcorn machine. The piano bar is a good place to go just before dinner, as it is located near three of the restaurants. We had a lot of fun talking to James, one of the bartenders. During our stay, we asked him one night if we could take a bottle of wine to our room. He indicated that it was not allowed but that he would take care of us if we came back later (we came on the buffet night when the place was crowded). He told us he would give us a bottle each night before we were ready to go to bed. We took him up on it three nights. Others I met said other waiters told them it was not allowed but they would give them a bottle for a tip. Price requested was and 2-5. No one ever asked us for money. Ask James for his James Bond special. Those seated in the piano bar at the piano or seated around the room received waitress service. Those drinking wine had their glass kept full. The bar in the disco opened before the action really got going in there. At that point, it was walk-up service. The disco is convenient to the slots, restaurants, and restrooms. Once the entertainment begins, there is waitress service available. Restaurants Each day, the menus for all restaurants are available at the concierge desk from 9 a.m. until 5 p.m. Other hours, the front desk has the menus. We found it was easy to get in any restaurant at any time of our choice. One night, we liked the menu at two restaurants. We reserved at one, ate a couple of courses and then went to other restaurant. We indicated that we had no reservation, were told "No problem" and promptly seated. We ordered a couple of courses there. All restaurants except Amore's and the seaquarium are located up the stairs. L'Eau Mirage serves somewhat as the main dining room and was very popular. The dinner menu seemed to change nightly here. Breakfast is served in the morning. Dinner is served from 7:00 to 10:00 p.m. A la carte items are available. French food is served in courses. The restaurant closes on buffet nights. Guests can dine near the falls and large tropical fish. A smoking preference is available. Red or white Jamaican wine was served. Wine service was slow and quantity was almost rationed. Temples serves Thai and other Far Eastern specialties. Guests may dine at regular tables and chairs on at sunken tables. We tried both options. The restaurant serves dinner only from 7:00 p.m. - 10 p.m. Items are served a la carte in courses. The restaurant closes on buffet night. Bar orders were taken. Wine or other refills were offered. The menu rotated but was repeated during our stay. The Sultan's Table serves Middle Eastern specialties. Guests can dine surrounded by cushions or in table and chair set-ups. A mizzo bar and various other courses are available. The restaurant is open from 7:00 p.m. until 10 p.m. Bar orders were taken. The menu rotated but was repeated during our stay. Amore's serves lunch from 12:00 p.m. until 6:00 p.m. Dinner is served from 7:00 p.m. until 11:00 p.m. Desserts & pastries are available in the evening for dinner guests or walk-by guests. A bar waiter serves guests at lunch and dinner. Pasta and grill orders are taken at lunch. The menu rotated but was repeated during our stay. Lunch and dinner here were very popular. Breakfast Continental breakfast was served from 7 a.m. until 7:30 in L'Eau Mirage, followed by a full breakfast buffet from 7:30 until anywhere from 9:30-11 a.m. whenever the staff decides the guests are finished needing the service. Realistically, this meant that the buffet was all set, except for bacon & sausage, french toast, potatoes, and a couple of Jamaican specialties. Henry, the cook who made eggs & omelets to order and generally served when he finished setting up by 7:10 or so. Some days, he had out the Belgian waffle maker and would make them, if someone ordered them. However, on Sunday, his day off, his replacement didn't get around to things until about 7:45. Most items on the buffet were always the same, except for the Jamaican specialties (examples were ackee and saltfish, fried fish, rice & peas-which were like our red beans, and fried plantains) and the buffet was not large, but it helped us eat less. Papaya, grapefruit, oranges, cantaloupe, and watermelon were served everyday and generally very ripe and tasty. Hot and cold cereal were available, but I do not recall seeing dried fruit to accompany it. A variety of pastries were available. Thinly sliced bread was available for toasting. Sliced cheese and a variety of juices was also available. There was no breakfast room service available as I have seen mentioned in reports from one or two years ago. Perhaps this is offered when the resort is full. The resort map indicates that continental breakfast is available at the pasta bar & grill (Amore's) from 8:00 p.m. to 10:30 p.m., but I did not verify this. Lunch We really enjoyed the lunches. Other guests made similar comments. They are a bit different here than at some of the other Jamaican all- inclusives. Seaquarium - served from 12:30 until 3 p.m. The seaquarium served cold sandwiches, salads, and pastries on Monday thru Saturday. On Sunday, an International buffet was served. Items served included quiche, kingfish, pumpkin soup (not hot enough), light pasta salad, other salads, bbq chicken, potatoes, fruit, pastries, a much wider variety than at other lunches, carved roast beef, stir-fried green beans, rice and peas, curried goat, a variety of cheeses, and various other dishes. Amore Pasta Bar & Grill - served from 12 p.m. until 6 p.m. Amore offered jerk chicken, choice of white or dark, burgers (always well done) with homemade buns, pizza, meat & vegetable pockets, French fries, pasta to order, and daily specials. Waitress took grill and pasta orders, or got our own. Serve yourself specials. Available items were posted on a neon sign. Bar waiter service available, or get your own. The best special was the lasagna. Very good. Most days, there was rice and stir-fried vegetables. Sample specials include baked ziti, curried goat, sautéed chicken. Various green and pasta salads were available. The vinaigrette dressing was very good. Cheese was real and fresh. Pasta to order was a choice of tri-color pasta, fettucini, and ziti, usually. Ingredient choices included nine ingredients a day such as green pepper, mushrooms, sausage, chicken zucchini, onions. There was a choice of cream or tomato sauce. Waitress would ask if you wanted grated cheese and bring to the table. It was not unusual to be greeted by a duck or cat at Amore's lunch. View of the falls was nice. Dinner A la carte menus at the restaurants generally showed 3-4 options per course. Amore - Italian 7-11 p.m. when no buffet. Meals are in courses. We enjoyed the Caesar salad and several of the soups (such as seafood and vegetable bisque). The meals came with a pasta and entree course served side-by-side. Several guests ordered the seafood fettucini expecting an alfredo sauce and got a Jamaican-flavored brown sauce. A generous helping of shrimp and other seafood was included. The cheese ravioli was similar to chain restaurants here in the states. Chicken marsala was not as good as The Hill area in St. Louis or even Macaroni grill chain. The steaks were good. Fish dishes were pretty good. Chicken piccata was similar to jerk chicken and had very little piccata sauce. Dessert was serve-yourself cakes, pastries, and pies. Bar service available. Pepper grinder on table. Various Italian breads were served, and all were very good. This was a popular spot. L'Eau Mirage - French 7-10 p.m., generally on non-buffet nights, but the Jamaica night buffet was served here on Friday night. The night we ate there, we enjoyed the salad, prime rib, a cheese puff pastry appetizer, and lobster and crab chowder. Prime rib was cooked the same, no matter how ordered. Bread was served. We also ate the fruit mousse, which was very good. A grilled fish in a spa sauce was always served, and the sauce was different every night. Vegetarian meals could be arranged, and the fish served with no sauce, if guests called ahead. The Sultan's Table - Middle Eastern. A mizzo bar with around 6-10 items was available. The pita bread was good. Main courses included items such as chicken with dried fruit, fish, and various lamb dishes. Dessert included baklava, ice creams, and various pastries. Temples - Thai & Other Far Eastern. Open 7-10 p.m. on non-buffet nights. We ate here twice. We went back the second time to get the same menu as the first & ate a couple of courses and then went to L'Eau Mirage. The appetizers we ate were Thai spring rolls and some beef & chicken skewers (don't remember the name). We ate chicken and rice soup. The mixed vegetables were a salad with a peanut dressing. I really enjoyed it. The main course we chose was shrimp fried rice with 9-12 medium shrimp. Chicken, pork, and beef dishes were available, and most courses/dishes were in a coconut or peanut sauce of some sort. A coconut ice cream or sorbet and two or three other choices were available for dessert. Jamaica Night - held on Friday night. Conch chowder was the soup. Various salads were served. A variety of fruit was served, similar to breakfast, and lime was served with the papaya. Grilled bbq chicken and pork ribs were served. The chicken was good, but the smoke from the grill was intrusive to guests seated nearby. A sample of Jamaican specialties included oxtails, curried goat, ackee and saltfish, and local fish. Stir-fried vegetables were served. Cheeses and cold meats were served. Desserts were more lavish than at any other meal. A hostess assisted guests in slicing desserts. Smaller servings were available on request or serve-yourself basis. I enjoyed the fruit tart. We both enjoyed the pineapple upside down cake. Todd tried a creme puff but didn't care for it. The restaurant was crowded because no where else was open. The wine service was almost non-existent. We rushed dinner and headed to the nightclub. International Buffet Night - Monday - was canceled due to staff Christmas party. Regular restaurant dinner menus were offered. We were glad, as we are not buffet people. Staff The staff was very cordial. Many would go out of their way to stop by and ask people if they were enjoying their stay and if they needed anything. The activities coordinators worked many hours arranging activities from early morning on into the wee hours. They were always doing something with guests, even eating. The bar staff would keep your glass full without asking if you were sitting in the nightclub. Lifeguards were on duty very early in the morning. For problems, everyone was willing to take care of the problem, but the best results were achieved by calling or visiting the concierge or front desk. Many of the staff handle one function. I do not know the staff to guest ratio, but the resort was about half full. Service Bar service was outstanding. Service was good at breakfast if you waited until after 7:40 a.m. Before that, the tea service was a bit slow if you needed to leave for a tour. We had some trouble keeping our refrigerator stocked in our room, and called several times about it. With calling several times a day, we managed to get it filled about every other day. A note left in the fridge got it filled with what we preferred. Guests Guests were truly a mix of many ages and nationalities. There were mostly couples, but there were a few exceptions. One Canadian couple in their 30s brought her mother and grandmother to see them married. I am fairly sure the grandmother was in her 80s. Another family arrived mid-week during our visit. The couple had two teenage sons. One was only 15, below the resort's requirement. The other boy was 17. They participated in everything and drank whatever they wanted. The staff and their parents didn't seem to mind. A few Canadian newlyweds I met at the Jacuzzi one afternoon indicated that they saw the woman topless at the pool laying next to her sons. There were a couple of singles there. The resort is a good place for singles to go for a retreat to enjoy the spa, some tours, and the gardens but not to meet a bunch of other singles and have a wild party. There were 120 guests during our stay. About 10 percent were from Holland. About one third were from Canada. Activities Activity schedules are located at the concierge desk. The current day's, and sometimes the next day's, schedule was always available. The schedule indicates the time and location of the activity. A few things were not held due to lack of interest or some other reason. Supervised exercise activities are always scheduled at 7:30 and/or 8:30 a.m. Sometimes, a supervised work-out is scheduled at 10 a.m. Aerobics are scheduled week days a week at 4:30 p.m. This was generally attended by 5-7 guests, which is the maximum the room could accommodate. Tennis with the pro was available every day but Sunday. Nine a.m. was tennis with the pro. The afternoon session held at 4 p.m. was sometimes a singles or doubles tournament. Attending was almost a guarantee to win a bottle of Jamaican rum. The free bus for the shopping tour at Tajmahal, a large two-story strip center, was taken out every day but Sunday at 10 a.m. It returned at 12:30 p.m. The trip down the hill was about a 5-minute walk. Discount coupons for the Royal shop were available at the concierge desk. From the strip center, it was a short walk to the main strip downtown where other shops were available. Western Union, money changers, and a bank with an ATM were available. Restaurants of interest were the Lobster Pot and the Ruins. Familiar spots, such as Kentucky Fried Chicken, dot the street. Activities supervised by the coordinators were scheduled every day but Sunday at 10 a.m. and/or 11 a.m. A sampling included Take a Chance, drink mixology, Olympics, and garden tour. Activities held other days at scheduled times between 12:00 p.m. and 3:30 p.m. included the following and more: Jamaican dialect class, fruit tasting, seaquarium tour, reggae dance class, garden tour, scavenger hunt, cash bingo, various pool games, Pictionary & other board games, falls climbing, reggae dance class (and Macarena), tai chi, yoga, and obstacle course. Although scuba through the resort costs extra, a free demonstration is available week days at 1 p.m. Most activities were attended by a handful of guests. There was never any pressure to participate, and people enjoyed playing or watching. Various ping pong and pool tournaments were scheduled in the seaquarium. One day, we attended a basketball clinic at 4 p.m. This was a lot of work and fun. Cash bingo was very profitable. Cards were and 2 each. We bought 5 one day and won two massages, a bottle of Meyer's rum, and leather money holder. Not bad for and 10. Another guy bought one or two cards and won just about every game that we didn't. The Beach The beach at Enchanted Garden is not on the property. It is a bus ride away and just down the beach from Sandals Dunns River. The beach is small and narrow. It seemed full with 20 people on my two visits. It has clean restrooms and showers. The snorkeling boat heads out twice a day at 10:30 and 1:30. The bus to the beach runs every half hour beginning at 9 a.m. The driver brings people back from the beach at 12:15 and stops to pick up the people on the shopping tour. He then takes a lunch break and resumes at 1:30. Therefore, you must be on the 12 p.m. or earlier bus to make the 1:30 snorkeling. We did not go, as the water wasn't warm, and the weather wasn't spectacular for a Houstonian. There are snorkeling lessons weekdays at 10 a.m. We opted for the glass bottom boat but only saw a few fish. The boat had several scheduled departures most days. Let the guys at the scuba hut know you are interested. The beach houses a few kayaks and has windsurfing equipment. Lessons are given every day but Sunday at 11 a.m. There is a volleyball court where games are scheduled periodically. The snack hut will ask you for your room number, as the beach is shared with a few private villas near the entrance. Enchanted Garden guests pay nothing for any food they consume from the snack hut. There is a sign which states that if you choose to give food or drink to the craft vendors, that you will be charged. Refreshments available include hot dogs & hamburgers, fruit punch with or without rum, fruit sodas, and Red Stripe. You must bring your towels from the resort, as they are not available here. Keep in mind that you must get a towel receipt from the lifeguard upon departure for your towels, so don't leave them here, or you will be charged. Craft vendors hang at both edges of the beach, as do hair braiders. They will hawk at you if you get near the edges. It is a short walk across the beach, so stay in the middle and you will not be bothered at all. The beach is not the best feature of Enchanted Garden. However, guests should know this when booking. The pools at Enchanted Garden are surrounded by beauty. It is easy to just ignore the beach and enjoy the amenities on the property. The Falls The fourteen or more falls are located around the property. It is difficult to find a location where the sounds are unheard. Falls range in size from small rapids to the impressive Aah falls. Exploring is necessary to ensure seeing all of the falls. A formal climb was scheduled twice during our stay, but I climbed several falls on my own, as did other guests. Some falls were chilly. Others seemed room-temperature. I climbed barefoot, even though I brought aqua socks, because getting in was always an irresistibly spontaneous event. If you want to climb past the second plateau of the Aah Falls, I would highly recommend aqua socks. Still, digital, or video cameras are a must. Jacuzzi, Sauna, Needle Showers The resort boasts only one jacuzzi outside the spa (the one there is used for treatments but did have a champagne stand sitting there). However, the jacuzzi is quite nice. It can fit 15 around the edges and has a second seat below the first that could handle overflow. The jacuzzi is open 24 hours a day, which is very nice. The temperature is usually nice. If it wasn't perfect, it was possible to go behind the gate by the sauna and move the dial on it. The view from the jacuzzi is the Brains Falls off the front, a small fall off the back, and Amore restaurant down the hill off the side (easy access to the pool bar). There was usually 0-4 people (including myself) in the jacuzzi, but one afternoon/evening, there was 12 right after the honeymoon games let out. You could talk to others or cuddle with your mate or sit alone. It was nice to walk into the falls to cool off and then get back in the jacuzzi. Some used the needle showers for this, but that was a bit cold for me. Those who like hot and cold pools will enjoy these changes in effect. The sauna has 7 levels and is a welcome change if an occasional shower comes or to help dry off. You can set your stuff in there when it rains. If you are in the 600-800 block rooms, you will walk some steps, perhaps about 20, to get to the jacuzzi area. Nightlife Generally, nightlife happens high up the hill. The nightclub is a place to hang out and talk with new or old friends, talk with James, one of the bartenders (ask for his James Bond special), or sing along with the pianist. The pianist has a book with many tunes and he know others. We had a wonderful time one night singing old favorites and Christmas tunes with another couple. They were from Holland and sang us a tune in Dutch. The resort has 8 slot machines-4 at the Seaquarium for use from around 12:30 to around 8:30 or 9. After that, the cashier heads up the steps to the nightclub and mans those slots. One couple told us that they made 50 bucks profit every night playing 10 bucks each at the disco. We did the seaquarium and made money on the Midas Touch until the thing tilted. Switched machines & lost it all. So much for that twenty dollars. The resident band was slated to begin at different times on different nights. One night, we listened to them warm up at 8:00 when they were to begin playing at 7 p.m. They didn't actually perform until 10:30 when the staff/guest talent show began. Unfortunately, we picked that night to sample the entertainment and ended up spending a long time just talking to the bartender. The talent show featured singing by a guest from Holland who had been there for quite a while and singing by the staff. We left after that. Friday night, the Jamaican show with limbo, fire-eaters, etc. was to be held by the pool after the buffet. All was held inside, due to once a year Christmas party for staff held off-site. Show was very good. Annabella's disco had sultanesque areas in the corners. There was a bar in one corner, and a waitress came around to take orders. It was a nice place but didn't get going until 10:30 or 11, usually. I did hear of guests hanging out there until 2 a.m., but we only make it until about 11:30 a couple of nights and never made it up late enough to see it hopping on other nights. Weather The weather was very breezy and generally 70s and low 80s. Five of the seven days were overcast, two were sunny (one of those was our departure day). It rained or drizzled one to several times on four of the days, and it came a brief downpour twice. Once, I was in the jacuzzi and just hopped in the sauna for a few minutes. The other time, we just went to the room until it was over. There seemed to just be a cloud over Ocho Rios. Ocho Rios Although we have stayed in Ocho Rios on two other occasions and I had taken a trip to Dunn's River Falls on another visit, we had never walked around downtown on the streets before. I did this one day with the aerobics instructor. We walked down (and up) the hill from Enchanted Gardens and all across the main strip in town. Two other times, Todd and I walked down there to the bank and the grocery store with a Jamaican we met. His name was Robert Bailey, and he was a carver at the resort who had sent himself to college for three years. He made an elephant for us and was our reference when opening a bank account. He knew the manager and took us right up there. On the first visit, the bank was closed but he got us an appointment for Christmas Eve. We opened an account with and 5000 Jamaican (around and 148 USD) to which we will add. When we met Robert on Christmas Eve to go to the appointment, he brought us a carved dolphin similar to one Todd had admired. Later, we had a drink together, and he wanted our phone numbers at home to call. We gave him a business card. We spent several hours speaking with him. We saw some guys washing a Mercedes. Robert told us the story of the owner and mentioned that Butch Stewart drives the other Mercedes (he called them Benz) around. Said the other guy was a drug dealer. Not sure how much of it was true. Purchases The resort had two gift shops. One was a logo shop with T-shirts, swim-suits, etc. The other had more items and was the place to go if you needed toiletries or something like that. T-shirts at the logo shop were on special and sold for and 12-16 USD. The resort takes guests in a van down the hill from the resort to the Tajmahal, free- of-charge. This is walkable if you don't want to stay the 2.5 hours. In the afternoon, they take people for and 3 per person. The Tajmahal sold coffee at rates similar to the airport. We were able to beat the prices at the resort and coffee shop at the local grocery store. The jerk sauce was half the cost of the resort. However, change at the grocery store was given in Jamaican. Ground coffee at the grocery was about 420J for ground (16 oz) and 447J for 12 oz of the beans in the same sized bag as the 16 oz ground. Horseback Riding The tour desk at the resort will arrange riding at Chukka Cove, beach rides, or trail rides at Hooves up in the mountains. We opted for the 2 hour trail ride(took 5 1/2 hours of our time). The day we went, we got a call from the tour desk when we were to leave telling us that they would be 20 minutes late due to picking up guests in Runaway Bay. This was a little upsetting, as we had choked down breakfast and had eaten too early to get anything hot. The ride cost and 100 USD per couple. I don't know if it is worth it, but I really didn't analyze the issue when booking or riding. We were bused with six other people up into the hills to an area called Beecher Town. We could see the White River below us. The van ride took us through Fern Gully, a sight we had not seen. The road was very rough and not big enough for two cars. We made it from our hotel to the horse farm in about 70 minutes. We stopped to get guests at Ciboney and San Souci Lido. Enjoyed seeing San Souci again and still looked as beautiful as ever and still had a lot of Japanese guests. Ciboney was a bit different than I pictured, and I don't know if I would choose the resort or not. Hooves had us sign a waiver. They offered us the restroom and a helmet (which you must indicate that you decline, if you do, on the form). They split us into two groups of four and sent two staff members with each group, one at the front and one at the rear. My horse was named Defender. We were instructed to stay in order. Todd's horse really didn't want to be behind my horse, and my horse wouldn't let his pass. The guides had us smell many leaves such as lemon, lime, allspice, etc. We viewed breadfruit, oranges, ackee, and other trees and plants. Several times, they stopped for pictures. We had to stop under some trees to put on rain ponchos, but it stopped raining almost as soon as we got covered. Eventually, Todd's horse bit mine, after an hour or two of me trotting mine up and him pulling his back. Mine kicked up at his but didn't knock me off. On the ride back to the airport, we met an English couple who had been two days earlier. He was on my horse and in a cast from a similar incident. They had another week to stay on the island (took bus to meet friends), so they were facing a week with him hobbling. Hooves had taken them to the hospital where they spent four hours getting fixed. Hooves picked up the entire expense and said it was the first time it ever happened. Golf Golf can be arranged at the tour desk at either Sandals Upton or Breezes Runaway Bay. Todd has played many times at Breezes and opted for Sandals since the tour desk representative didn't know the cost of the Breezes tour and Sandals was much closer. Todd had never played the Sandals course and said it was nicer than Breezes. Todd played the course twice. The tour was billed as costing and 65 for green fees and transportation. Todd had his own clubs. He had to pay cart & caddy. Green fees alone cost and 50 at Upton. The second time Todd played, they called up and told him he would have to pay and 80 because no one else was going and that the driver would not take him for and 15. He wanted to cancel, but I insisted. The first round, he played with several Canadians. The second day, he played alone. The first day, he paid and 95 total (shared some expenses). The Canadians rented clubs & shoes and paid more than Todd. The second time, Todd spent and 137 total, and he was able to fit in about 27 holes. Craft Vendors The craft vendors set up every day all day at the resort in the parking lot. They leave you alone unless you go there, but once you do, prepare to buy something from each if you buy from one or be very firm. On Tuesday, the vendors set up near the pool bar. We had two different guys make an elephant for us for my father-in-law. Neither turned out exactly as we had in mind. Of course, we bought them both anyway. We met Robert, a carver, and got acquainted. He had been in the hotel business and got sick of working 21 hour days. Getting Back Home The day we left, Christmas Eve, was very hectic. We ate breakfast & began packing. Todd rested while I took a last jacuzzi run. We had agreed to meet Robert to go to our bank appointment. We opened an account and went to the grocery store to buy Blue Mountain coffee. He put us in a cab, driven by his friend for and 100J (much cheaper than any rate we were charged!) back to the resort to save us a few minutes. We were to have our bags outside at 11:30. It was 11:10, and we were only half packed. Panic! We crammed everything back in the suitcases and called the front desk at 11:25. When the bellman came, we were still finishing the next bag as he loaded each bag in the van. He took us by for our towel receipt & drove us to check out. Todd settled all of our charges by Visa while I went to the grill at Amore. It was 11:55. They open at noon, when we were to be on the bus. I begged the cook to make two burgers. I went to the bar to order wine for us while the burgers cooked. They were out, and one of the bartenders ran all the way up and down the steps to the piano bar for more. Guests we had met who knew we were to leave at noon were watching their watch and clapping at how much I managed to do right before noon. I rushed for nothing, as the bus was 25 minutes late. Todd went back for more drinks and was not there when the bus arrived but came back shortly thereafter. The bus was packed with 18 passengers, including us, on a big bus that barely held all of us and our bags. The driver stopped once and had us at the airport in under 2 hours. The driver didn't seem to be expecting a tip, and no one gave him one. We tipped the red cap who got our bags to the line. The departure tax was and 500J or and 15 U.S. per person. We paid that and checked our bags. Went to Jamaican Farewell for the usual rum samples and wine & rum purchases. Both of our flights went smoothly and arrived early. Since it was Christmas Eve, free champagne, wine, and mixed drinks were available to any inquiring passenger on both flights. Both flights had about 25 people on the plane. We made it to our house about 10 p.m. and arrived to weather around 60 degrees. Within one or two days, it was nicer here than in Jamaica.
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