Caribbean Travel Roundup

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Caribbean Travel Roundup
Paul Graveline, Editor
Edition 89
November 1, 1998

Last Update 30 Oct. 98 1800ET

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BAHAMAS: BREEZES BY SARA AND MIKE SCHARPF

Breezes – Bahamas
P.O. Box CB-13049
Cable Beach, Nassau, Bahamas
Telephone: 242/327-5356
Fax: 242/327-5156

Location:
The  Bahamas  is a nation of 700 islands, 30 of which are inhabited,
scattered  across  100,000  square  miles of the Atlantic, extending
from  the  east  of Florida, south to the east of Cuba. We have been
told  that  each  of  the  Bahamian Island groups has its own unique
flavor,  simply  because  of  the  wide geographic region the nation
covers.  New Providence is the smallest of the inhabited islands, at
just  7  miles  by  21  miles,  yet  it  hosts the nation’s capitol,
Nassau, and the largest percentage of population.
Breezes  is  located  on  Cable  Beach,  just  west of Nassau on the
northern side of New Providence, Bahamas.

The  resort  is a mere 10-minute drive from the Nassau International
Airport.  If  arriving  by  air  to the Paradise Island Airport, the
ride  takes  15 minutes. According to our bus driver, Cable Beach is
named  for  being  the site of the first telephone cable arriving to
the  island.  The  beach  is  about four miles long, with beautiful,
course,  lightly  colored  sand.  The  water  is  breathtaking, with
colors ranging from jewel-toned aqua to teal green.
Tailored  for  couples  and  single adults, Breezes is an oceanfront
‘all-inclusive’  beach  resort that is humming with activity all day
and  all  night.  The  all-inclusive  aspect  is  one that we really
enjoy,  locking our money and credit cards away upon arrival adds to
our  sense  of  'vacation’  … we even get a vacation from paying for
anything once we arrive.

There  are  400  guestrooms  at  the  resort  configured  within two
towers,  one  4-story tower to the east and one 8-story tower on the
west.  The  facility  that  houses  the  public  areas of the resort
(dining,  games,  reception,  bars,  etc.), connects the two towers.
The  whole  building  facility  is  connected  under one roof and is
configured  in  a  “U”  shape;  a  large  pool  complex fills in the
center.  Garden-view rooms comprise those on the lower floors with a
great  view of foliage but none of the ocean. Ocean-view rooms offer
a  great  view of the beach and sea, and oceanfront rooms are on the
ocean  side,  with the sea just ‘a seashell’s throw’ away. There are
two-room   oceanfront  suites,  which  we  had,  and  an  oceanfront
presidential two bedroom suite with a doubly large sitting area.
Many  years  ago a Playboy Club and Casino, and until four years ago
a  Wyndham  Resort,  it  is  now  a 23-year-old property. SuperClubs
purchased  the  resort  back  in  1994 and gave it its present name,
Breezes-Bahamas.



First impressions and reception:
We  arrived  by  air  into  Nassau  International Airport, and after
passing   through   immigration,   claiming  baggage,  and  clearing
customs,  we  exited into a lobby that had several resort desks. You
could  not miss the Breezes sign. We were expected and were received
cheerfully,  given  maps  and island information, and told that just
outside  there was a ‘Leisure Travel’ bus waiting for us, apparently
run  by the company that has the Breezes airport transfer agreement.
Easily  done -- the Leisure Travel people immediately helped us with
our  bags,  we  boarded and were off to the resort. There were a few
others  on  the bus that were going to Breezes, too. The bus driver,
a  lifetime  New  Providence resident, was very pleasant and full of
information  about  the  region, its geography and special features.
The  drive  took  only 10 minutes in moderate traffic on a road that
travels along the beach.

Upon  our  arrival  we  were  warmly  greeted  and  escorted  to the
reception  desk. The bright, frisky colors immediately set the stage
for  a  playful  vacation.  Paperwork  was  simple, we presented our
confirmation  sheet,  and  filled  out  three  forms:  an incidental
credit  card  form, a return flight information, and an in-room safe
information.  Check in begins officially at 3:00 PM; check out is at
noon.  Because  we arrived early (noon) were told that we would have
to  wait  for  an  hour to get a room. Then, they offered to do some
scrambling  and  proceeded  to  find  us a room right away. A purple
band  was  placed  around  our wrist to signify to all Breezes staff
that  we  were  guests  and  therefore entitled to be admitted if we
left  the property for a while, and that we could participate in all
of  the  activities,  and  partake  of resort meals, drinks, etc. We
were  instructed  not to remove the bracelet for the duration of our
visit.  A bellman helped us find our room, carrying our bags for us.
All  along,  we  could not help but notice that Breezes bustles with
activity.



The rooms:
We  had  an  oceanfront  suite,  but because we were joining up with
friends  we  were able to see the standard rooms, too. The rooms are
spacious, yet simple hotel-type rooms. They are immaculately kept.
Standard amenities to both rooms are listed below:


Bathroom:  Tub/shower  unit;  sink with large vanity and huge vanity
mirror;  tile floors; toilet; plenty of towels (wash cloth, hand and
bath  sheets);  in-shower  shampoo and liquid soap dispenser; shower
cap;  bar  soap; my favorite amenity is the hair dryer that actually
works (really, no need to pack your own).

Closet:  large  open-front  closet  with  pre-hung hangers and shelf
above.


Floor  Safe:  attached  to  the  closet  floor with a removable lock
(guests are given the key and lock at check-in).
  Note:  The  safe is only good if guests keep their key with them …
We  never heard of anything being removed or missing from a room all
the  while we were there, however it is only testing fate to leave a
safe key lay in the room when you’re not there.


Dresser  and TV Stand: These offer ample drawer space for a weeklong
stay.
  Satellite  TV  with  pay-per-view movies: Channels include --Hotel
services,  A&E,  BET,  Nassau  station,  WGN; PBS-Detroit; Japanese,
French,  German,  Spanish and Canadian stations; TNT; FOX; ABC; CBS;
NBC;  CNN;  CNN  Headline  News;  CNNfn; E!; Comedy Central; Weather
Channel and more.


Settee:  Two  chairs and a coffee table, with in-room coffee and tea
service.
  View:  Huge  full-length  windows  (locked patio doors) provide an
amazing  view  and  lots  of light. There are sheers, light-blocking
shades and curtains, so lighting/privacy can always be adjusted.


Bed:  We  had  a  king-size  bed  in the bedroom and a double in the
attached  suite  room. A nightstand with a table lamp was located on
either  side  of  the  bed.  AV:  One nightstand had an alarm clock.
Bring  your  favorite  CD  or  cassette  because there is an in-room
player with radio in each room!

The  attached  suite  offers  the  following: a couch, coffee table,
chairs,  an  additional  bed,  another  TV  and  CD/cassette player.
Suites  have  a  stocked  in-room refrigerator, full of Miller, club
soda,  bottled  water,  Pepsi, diet Pepsi and other sodas. The suite
also has a full bathroom just like the bedroom’s.
>From  our oceanfront room, we could really hear the waves lull us to
sleep.



The  facility:  In  addition  to the sleeping rooms, Breezes Bahamas
has the following facilities:



Main floor:

Main  entrance  and  lobby  –  Information and centralized gathering
spot
Front  desk  –  Ask  here  for anything and they’ll point you in the
right direction … the bell desk is located here, too.
Tour  desk  –  Located  across the lobby from reception, arrange for
tours and taxis here. There is an extra charge for most tours.
House  phones  – Located near the lobby and main entertainment areas
… perfect for locating the missing person from the group.


Games  area – Really there are two sections to the games area. There
is  a  large  table games room that includes table tennis, foosball,
and  pool  tables. In the other game room section, small card tables
are  set  up to offer any number of board games (located on a nearby
shelf),  as  well as backgammon, checkers (or the Jamaicans version,
‘Jerks’), dominoes, chess, etc.


TV  room  – Located in the center of the game area is a large screen
TV.  There  are always a few people gathered here watching something
from  on the satellite. While we were there, they showed an NFL game
on  Sunday.  Additional  TVs are located in the disco-turned-sports-
bar  (at  least  for  American  football  games)  for simultaneously
televised games.


Fitness  center  --  Located  adjacent to the game area, the fitness
center  has  an  array  of  free  weights, nautilus style equipment,
steppers,  cycles,  treadmills, and floor mats. Towels and water are
available.  There are two televisions. The equipment seems very well
maintained.  While  we  were  at  Breezes,  quite  a few people took
advantage  of  the  fitness  center  in  the  morning.  I  was  very
impressed  with  the  equipment and the state of repair it was found
in.


Lobby  bar/Entertainment  lounge  --  This is where most the evening
entertainment  takes  place.  The stage, with a dance floor in front
of  it,  is  at  one end and the lobby bar is at the other, with the
entire  center  section  filled  with  cushioned chairs and cocktail
tables.  On  out  first  night, I thought, “Where is everybody? This
place  is  very quiet.” On our last night, we got there late and had
a  bit  of  trouble  finding  a  seat.  So,  I’m  sure each night is
different  depending  upon  the number of people in-house, when they
arrive  and  when  they depart. One side of the entertainment lounge
overlooks  the  pool  area and made me feel like I was sitting on my
own overgrown front porch.


Gift  shop  --  The  large  shop offers many things -- the forgotten
vacation   necessities  (deodorant,  tan  lotion,  toothbrushes  and
paste,  and miscellaneous over-the-counter remedies, and more), gift
and  souvenir  items,  costume jewelry and island crafts, novelties,
as  well  as  swim  suits,  cover-ups, sun visors, caps, sundresses,
shorts, t-shirts, and Breezes imprinted attire.



The outdoor facilities:
Aerobics  deck – Just outside the fitness center, accessible via the
lobby  and  the  game area, is the aerobics deck. It is mirrored and
open  air,  with  a  rubber-cushioned floor suitable for high-impact
workouts.
Basketball  half  court  –  Near  the aerobics deck is a half-court.
Guests  can  play  at any time, or they may participate in scheduled
tournaments.


Courtyard  – Between the basketball court and the tennis courts is a
lush green courtyard, free for the wandering.
Wedding  gazebo  –  Hidden behind vegetation on the perimeter of the
pool  deck, is the white-trellised wedding gazebo. It is an open-air
structure,  decorated  all in white with greens creating the perfect
grotto for the sacred exchange of vows. Very pleasant.
Bicycle  rack  –  Guests may utilize bikes by checking them out with
the  security guard. Or, guests may go on the daily bike tour. Bikes
are not fancy, but they are in good working order.


Jogging  track/sports  field  --  The  sand  on Cable Beach would be
quite  difficult to walk or jog on for any great period of time, so,
although  it  is  not  huge,  the scenery is nice and the track is a
great amenity.
Tennis  courts/tennis gazebo: Lit courts are open all day and night,
with lessons available from 8 – 10:30 AM and 4 – 6 PM.



Restaurants/Dining Options:
Main  Dining Room: The main dining room has a huge buffet line which
is  divided  into  sections  that include several hot food tables, a
centralized  cold  food  station,  several  grills,  a dessert/sweet
table and two counters that usually hold fruit and bread.
The  food  here is primarily American, with some local cuisine mixed
in, so most won’t have to make a ‘food adjustment.’
Seating  is primarily in tables of two and four. Wait staff can pull
tables  together  to  accommodate six or eight per table, however it
depends  on what tables are vacant and their location in relation to
each other.
One  notable  feature  of  the  buffet  line is that “Heart Healthy”
cuisine  is  labeled,  and  there are many selections of these foods
available  at each meal, so resort guests can be good to their diets
even while on vacation.
Beverages  are primarily self-service in the main dining room. Soda,
coffee,  tea  and  juices  are  available  on the eastern end of the
buffet  line.  The wait staff will bring water around each table. If
one  orders  wine,  the  waiters  tend to fill a glass once, and you
either  have  to  remind  him or her, or ask them to leave a bottle.
The  same  is true for coffee. So, there is good food quality, great
variety, and the service is buffet.

Waiters  and  waitresses  seem  to  be  quite busy just emptying and
setting tables.
My  husband  is  the  less  adventuresome-type  of eater … I, on the
other  hand,  enjoy  indulging in foods that are unpronounceable! We
were  both  pleased  with the assortment of foods. There were basic,
traditional  menu  items for him, plus more novel and ethnic cuisine
for me.

Many of the buffet items are listed below.

Continental  Breakfast, 6:30 – 7:30 AM – Coffee, teas, juice, Danish
and fruit.



Breakfast,  7:30 – 10 AM -- Coffee, teas, milk, juices, Danish and a

large  fruit  display.  Each  day  there are several cold cereals to
choose  from, an array of bagels, toast sweet breads, and all of the
condiments to go along with.
In  addition  there  are  several of the items listed here to select
from  every  day:  made-to-order  eggs, daily special (conch omelet,
broccoli  and  Swiss  omelet, spinach and mozzarella Italian omelet,
seafood  omelet,  Creole and mushroom omelet, taco omelet), ranchero
scrambled  eggs,  home  fries,  sausage patties, hash browns, carved
smoked   ham,   bacon,   pancakes   (blueberry,   banana,   coconut,
strawberry),  French  toast  (vanilla,  banana,  rum,  or  Amaretto)
oatmeal, croissants, corned beef hash, and O'Brien potatoes.
Island  breakfast  fare  includes  some  of  the following each day:
ackee  and  saltfish,  callaloo  and saltfish, corned beef, Bahamian
boiled  fish,  johnnycake, yellow grits, roasted vegetables, mutton,
Jamaican  steamed  snapper, grits, fried dumplings, roast roots, and
boiled banana.



Lunch,  12:30  –  2:30  PM – Again, beverages are self-service, with
the exception of wine and water.
Gray's  Grill  features  hot  items  each  day.  Every day there are
grilled  fresh  vegetables.  Here is a sampling of other food items:
stuff-your  own  potato  with lots of fixings (the potato bases were
cheese  and  onion, chicken and crab, mushroom and gouda, sour cream
and  bacon);  Italian  chicken  and  vegetables,  calzones (sausage,
ricotta/spinach,   broccoli   and  cheese);  pizzas  galore  (conch,
cheese,  sausage,  conch  and vegetable, Italian, deluxe combo, deep
dish  Chicago-style  …  and  more);  meatball  hoagies; quesadillas;
fajitas; tacos; gyros; teriyaki chicken; spare ribs.
Cold  items  each  day  included  a wide array of cold salads, green
salads, salad bar, breads, fruits, and fruit salads.
The  Deli  Counter  includes  hot and cold items each day: giant sub
sandwiches;  Rueben  griller;  open-faced  meatloaf sandwich; shrimp
pita  pocket;  fried  bologna  hoagies;  ham  and Swill griller; hot
turkey  sandwiches; turkey salad pita pocket; egg salad pita pocket;
ham  and  turkey  sub  sandwich; hot corned beef on rye; French dip;
Greek  salad pita pocket; grilled cheese and tomato; and more. There
was always a heart healthy sandwich or two.


The  Pasta  Bar  offers  different  selections each day, too: penne,
spaghetti,  baked  stuffed  shells,  fettuccini,  rotinni, linguini,
ziti  and  shell  pasta.  Sauces: conch and tomato, veggies in cream
sauce,  mariner,  plum  tomato,  vegetable primavera, white bean and
sausage,  seafood  mariner,  eggplant and tomato, chicken carbonara,
and  more.  There  are  also  other hot times to select from. Two to
three  soups  are  offered  here daily. There is always at least one
pasta sauce and one soup labeled heart healthy.
My  favorite  part of every meal, dessert: scoop yourself ice cream,
frozen  yogurt  soft  serve,  lots  and lots of chocolate, cream and
fruity  desserts  to  choose  from,  brownies,  cookies,  mousse and
puddings, the list goes on and on.



Dinner,  7  – 10 PM. Trust me, you won’t go hungry at any time here,
but  dinner  each  night is an amazing array of difficult decisions!
While  we were at Breezes there was a huge bread display each night.
Fruit  and  cheeses  were plentiful, as were the cold salads and the
green salads (and sometimes salad bars).
Soups:  Conch  chowder, bouillabaisse, Greek lemon chicken soup, New
England  clam chowder, pepperpot soup, chicken soup, crab soup, corn
soup, pea soup, and (my personal favorite) coconut chicken soup.
Pasta  is  presented  on  most  nights, including items like: Penne,
linguini,  spinach  fettuccini and regular fettuccini … all types of
cream and tomato-based sauces and meats are offered, too.
Seafood  and  fish  is  big  here:  Curried  conch,  grouper Creole,
grilled   tuna,   snapper,  seafood  gumbo,  seafood  stew,  grouper
nicoise, stewed conch, fried conch, curried conch, broiled grouper.
Meats  and  poultry:  Roast  carved  pork  leg,  basil and olive oil
marinated  chicken,  grilled  beef  with  red  onion  jam, bbq beef,
Jamaican   curried  goat,  Haitian  spiced  pork,  rum-soaked  beef,
chicken  Tropicana,  roast  turkey  with gravy, sausage and peppers,
carved  leg  of  lamb,  casserole of chicken Sicilian, carved leg of
lamb, beef stroganoff, sauerbraten and red cabbage, roast duck.
In  addition  to  all  of  this … there are potatoes, rice, and many
types  of  vegetables  to choose from. There really is just too much
to list here!


Dessert  (it’s  simply  not  vacation  if  you don’t have dessert at
every  meal!):  make your own ice cream or frozen yogurt sundae … an
overwhelming  array  of  desserts from which you can help yourself …
lots  of  chocolate, lots of fruit … many sweet breads, pies, cakes,
cream  cakes and puddings of all sorts. A dieter’s virtual nightmare
exists all on one table --yum.




Midnight  Buffet,  Midnight  –  1:30  AM.  The menu here varied each
evening,  but  it  focused  on desserts, fruits and breakfast foods,
including waffles, pancakes, eggs, waffles, sausages and bacon.

Danish, fruits and coffee, 10:30 – 11:30 AM. At the poolside bar.

Pastafari,  6:30  – 11 PM, reservations required. Italian cuisine is
served  at  Pastafari,  the  finer of dining options at the Breezes.
The  restaurant  is  dimly lit, with a wine cellar type of ambience.
There  are  tables  of two and four; We had reserved table of eight.
Tables  are  seated throughout the night to assist the wait staff in
providing  good service. The restaurant is non-smoking with a lounge
for  smokers  situated  in  the  entrance hallway. The food is quite
good,  and  we  had  the  experience of authentic Italian taste buds
seated with us.
The  menu  includes  soup,  salad  and  pasta selections, along with
specials  and  dessert. An antipasto bar is located at the center of
the  restaurant  for  between course grazing. Supper (Soups) include
minestrone   with  beans  and  pastas;  creamy  garlic  soup.  Salad
selections  include  Caesar Salad; Seasonal Greens. Pasta Selections
include:  Fettuccini  Primavera,  Linguini  with  White Conch Sauce;
Penne  Pizzaola  (with  sirloin strips and marinara sauce); Farfalle
“Belle  Casa” (tomato/cream sauce with mushroom and hearts of palm);
Spaghetti  with  chicken and artichoke hearts; Angel Hair Pasta with
vegetables  and olive oil; Spinach and cheese ravioli with marinara;
grilled  chicken  marsala on linguini; Grilled catch of the day with
anchovy-garlic  sauce  on  linguini;  Conch and lobster Pasta served
with  four-color  fettuccini.  Desserts  include espresso, coffee or
tea,  flavored  cappuccino  …  frozen  yogurt,  chocolate mouse with
raspberry, tiramisu, marble cheesecake, and chocolate mouse cake.



Beach  Grill,  11  AM  –  5:30  PM  --  Hot dogs, hamburgers, jerked
chicken,  grilled  fish  sandwiches, Caribbean rice and peas, French
fries, baked potatoes tacos, hot patties, etc.



Snack  Attack:  1:30  – 6:30 AM – A menu of light munchies is posted
and  handed  out  at  front desk, includes: sandwiches, juice, chips
and cookies.




Afternoon  Tea:  4  – 5:30 PM -- Piano bar. Typical high tea fare is
served, including finger sandwiches and cookies.

The bars:
At  Breezes, if you can’t find a drink, it means you’ve had too much
to  drink  already!  Nearly  all rail booze are premium brands, with
the only exception being some Caribbean rums.



Lobby  bar,  11 AM – 1 PM – This seems to be the main bar. There are
several  bartenders  on  at  busy  times, and the bartenders seem to
keep  moving  right  along  serving  people efficiently, although we
never  noticed  any  cocktail  waiters  or waitresses. Frozen drinks
like  mudslides,  virgin daiquiris, virgin pina coladas are on self-
serve  taps,  with  rum  available  on the side for self-mixing into
these frozen drinks.



Pool  bar,  10  AM  – 8 PM – Located on the east section of the pool
complex  area,  the  pool  bar  has a sun deck built above it with a
walkway  that  proceeds  to  the  entertainment lounge and lobby bar
inside  the main building. One portion of the pool bar is devoted to
the  swim-up  pool  area. The remainder of the pool bar is up on the
sundeck  (walk-up)  level. Frozen drinks, sodas and coffee are self-
serve.  The  only beverages you need a bartender for are beer, mixed
drinks,  or wine. Also, there is popcorn available for the munching!
Beverages  are  served  in  plastic near the pool. We did not notice
any cocktail waitresses by the pool.



Piano  bar,  6  PM  – 1 AM – Nestled in a corner of the lower level,
next  to the main restaurant is the piano bar. There is a baby grand
piano,  a  bar  with stools and a few tables with chairs. Although I
did  not  spend  time here, the piano bar seemed to be quite busy in
the late evening.


Hurricanes  disco,  10  PM  –  5 AM – There is a huge bar in the top
level  of  the  disco (which itself is located on the lower level of
the  resort across from Pastafari). After the stage show, this place
rocks.  The music is way loud and the dancing is non-stop. The dance
floor, in the center of the disco, is very spacious.
 While we were at Breezes, the disco was full until 3 AM.

The pools:
The  pool  complex  --  including  its  pools, pool bar, pool grill,
activity  information  area,  whirlpool  and  sun  deck -- fills the
entire  space  between  the  guestroom  towers.  While  we  were  at
Breezes,  the pool area was extremely busy with many guests drinking
up  the  sunlight  (and  the  poolside  beverages).  I  have already
explained  what  is offered at the pool grill and bar, so I won’t go
through that again here.



In  general,  the  pool  area is kept very clean and in good repair.
There  are  ample chaise lounges lined up in several rows all around
the  pools, and each has its own cushion. There are towels available
at  the  activity  information  area (between the beach and the pool
facility),  although  there  were  several times that no towels were
available  because  they were being laundered. If chaise lounges are
not  being used but there are towels ‘marking’ them for long periods
of  time without guests using them, the pool attendants will pick up
the  towels to make the chaises available for other guests. While we
were  at  Breezes, the resort was filled to capacity – all the while
the  pool  area  was  bustling with activity and guests. However, we
never  went  down  to  the pool to find all of the chaises occupied.
Pool attendants keep the empty glasses picked up.



There are several pools to enjoy:

Volleyball  pool,  on  the  South  end  of  the  pool complex, has a
permanent   net.  It  seemed  that  guests  were  quite  nice  about
including anyone who wanted to join it.

To  the east of volleyball is the swim up bar area, which has a huge
waist-level  wading  area  and  barstools  along  a  bar  rail.  The
bartender  takes  your  order and serves you right there, no need to
get out of the water!

To  the  west  of  volleyball  is a nifty sunning deck made of tile.
Pool  water  pumps  up  through  the  center  of the deck and softly
cascades  to  the  perimeter  of  the  deck, which is just above the
water  level.  About a half dozen people could lay out and never get
hot  because of the constant cooling effect of the water. All around
the deck is swimming area.
The  main  swimming and splashing pool, the largest area of the pool
complex, is to the north of the volleyball area.

The  20-person  whirlpool is to the north of the main swimming pool.
It  was  a  very  popular  place  to  be  in  the late afternoon and
evening.



Another  separate  pool  is  northeast  of the main pool and is used
only  for  sunning.  Guests may actually place a chaise in the water
so  that  the  seat  is at water level …catch the sun’s rays without
getting too wet. Cool amenity.

The  beach:  For all of these, check with the watersports/activities
desk  on  the north end of the pool complex, just before you hit the
beach.

Watersports
Water skiing (beginners and advanced classes)
Sailboats (8 Cats and 8 or 10 Sunfish – all in great repair)
Sailing lessons
Scuba lessons
Kayaking  (I  don’t  know  how  many, but they seemed to be in great
shape)
Kayak lessons
Windsurfing (these, too seemed in good shape)


Windsurfing lessons

“Circus School”:

Trampoline Clinics: 3 - 4:30 PM Tues. – Sun.
Trapeze  Clinics:  4:30 – 6:30 PM Tues. – Sun. – Unique! The trapeze
is  located  between  the ocean and the west tower on the beach. The
circus  ‘trainers’ carefully teach daring guests to climb to the pad
that  is  up  about  four  stories, grab hold of the trapeze, and do
flips,  hang by their knees, somersault, and release the bar only to
be  caught  by  a  trained circus worker on another trapeze. If this
sounds  too  amazing  to  be  true,  that  is  because each guest is
attended  to  and restrained by lanyards and bungees, and there is a
net  below  as  well.  Guests  are required to wear socks and not be
under  the  influence  of  alcohol. Additionally, guests are trained
progressively,  accomplishing  one feat at a time. The whole process
is quite impressive.


Juggling  Clinics: 7 – 7:30 PM Tues. – Sun. – Class is taught in the
entertainment  lounge  area.  I  noticed  that on the day we saw the
class,  there  was  one trainer for each guest learning, pretty good
student/teacher ratio.



Activities:  There  is  always  something  going  on  here – always!
Entertainment  staff  encourages  everyone  to  join  in, but is not
pushy.  So,  if  one wants to participate, they can, but there is no
pressure.  A  list of the next day’s activities is posted on a white
board   in  the  entertainment  area  each  evening.  Daily  printed
activity  sheets  are  available  at 11:00 PM on the eve of the next
day.  Here  are  some  of  the activities that were offered while we
were  there  --  there  is  something going on all the time, so this
list  is  long!  (If  we did not participate and cannot comment, the
activity is listed without explanation.):


Orientation  --Daily  showing  of  ‘Bahamas  at  a  glance’  –  Each
evening,  an  entertainment  staffer  shows  this  film  to acquaint
visitors with the Bahamas.
Property  tours:  Although  we  did  not  go  on  a  formal tour (we
conducted  our  own),  this would be beneficial to those who want to
know  everything  right  up  front  without  investing time in self-
discovery. Guests are given a thorough tour of the entire property.

 Fitness:


Bicycle  tours  –  Each  morning a member of the entertainment staff
leads  the  way, along their favorite route. I went one morning, and
my  friends  went on other mornings, too. Bikes range from low speed
to  single  speed,  hand  brakes  to  kickback  brakes. Everyone was
required  to wear a helmet and have a bright orange flag on the back
of  his  or her bike. We probably went seven miles, although we were
told  it  was  ten. The pace is casual. I would have done this a lot
more if we had not stayed out so late each night!



Pool  volleyball  – Lots of this going on all the time, even when it
wasn’t  listed on the activity sheet. Guests were very accommodating
to other guests in letting everyone play.
Beach  volleyball  –  Here  again,  there  always seemed to be games
going on, even when not listed on the activity sheet.
Gym demonstration
 Power walk
Aquafit Aerobics Tan ‘n’ tone Step aerobics
 People movers

Dance  classes:  All  of  these  were  a treat to watch, but we were
merely spectators. Many joined in.
Merengue dance class
Caribbean rhythms dance class
Bahamian dance class
Reggae dance class
Tango dance class

Blast from the past dance class



Misc. classes:
Mixology   classes   –  Learn  how  to  create  those  great  island
beverages!
Crafts class

 Other fun stuff:
Jump-in-line
Off-with-your-head
Sumo  wrestling  –  We  witnessed  this,  and  if you never have you
really  must.  This event takes place in the disco. Participants don
over-size  sumo  ‘bodies’  and  ‘heads’  (helmets),  and  then begin
wrestlin.  Most  wrestlers can not get up if they were knocked over,
so  entertainment  staffers  assist  with  that  process.  The crowd
really  has a great time watching, and the winners are given prizes.
Hilarious.
Bouncy  boxing  –  This  is great fun to watch. My guess is that the
participants  have  a  blast,  too. Each is given a helmet and huge,
air-filled boxing gloves … sock-it-to-‘em!


Pool games
Bingo party

Toga tying demonstration
Piano  bar  sing-along  –  We  did not attend, although we wanted to
(ran  out of time!) … Other guests told us it was well done and lots
of fun.
Karaoke
Pajama party
Bumper-to-bumper stock car racing


 Competitions and Tournaments:
Marshmallow golf
Shuffle golf challenge
Table tennis tournament
Backgammon tournament
Basketball tournament
Mr.  and  Mrs.  Sexy Bikini contest – Wish I would have seen it, and
I’m sure my husband does, too.
Shuffle golf challenge
Lip Sync competition

Oldies music trivia



Evening  Shows  and  Entertainment: As previously noted, most of the
evening  entertainment  takes  place  in the entertainment lounge on
the  first  floor of the resort. Entertainment is light and fun, not
sophisticated or polished.
Junkanoo   Jamboree   --  Junkanoo  is  a  Bahamian  celebration  at
Christmastime.   The   holiday   involves  parades  of  dancers  and
musicians,  featuring  steel  drums  and elaborate costumes. Breezes
celebrates  this  authentic  Bahamian tradition weekly for guests to
enjoy.
Cabaret show


Breezes   Comedy   Club   –   An  American  comedian  got  the  huge
entertainment  lounge audience rolling. We only saw the end, but the
crowd loved the show.
Funky fashion show
Oldies  night cabaret show – We caught this show. Lightheartedly the
entertainment  staff  performs  several  very  comical  lip  synchs;
several  other musicians fill in the gaps. The night also includes a
dance  contest.  The entertainment is fun, clever and light-hearted.
I danced so much that my knees hurt the next day. Lots of fun.
50’s   and   60’s   dance   contest  –  Amazingly,  people  actually
participated.  The  audience selected winners that were awarded with
prizes.
Guest and staff talent show
Circus show and beach bash – We did not get to watch this act first-
hand; our friends who did told us it was unbelievable.


Singles night out

Tokens:  Tokens  are  given  to  guests  who  participate in certain
activities.  Each  day,  there are several times at which guests may
trade their tokens in for Breezes Bahamas merchandise.



Tour  Desk:  Located  in  the  lobby,  the  tour  desk offers a huge
variety  of  things  to  do  off-site.  Some  of  the premier things
include  swimming  with dolphins via Dolphin Encounters ($115 US per
person),  and  Sting  Ray  City  and Marine Park. The tour desk will
also help secure a taxi if needed.




First  aid  station:  There is a nurse available on-site for medical
situations, a peace-of-mind for international travelers.



Final Notes:
Future expansion and facility upgrades:
I  had  a lovely discussion with Resident Manager Jackson Weech, who
clued me in on plans for Breezes Bahamas.
Within  the  next  three  months  soft furnishings in the guestrooms
will be replaced, bathrooms will be upgraded and redone.
Soon,  all  hallways  will  have  carpeting  removed to make way for
tile,  which  has  excellent wear characteristics and can be cleaned
better than textile floor coverings.
Scheduled  to  be completed by mid 1999 are several capital projects
including  the  addition  of  a  specialty  restaurant  on  the west
terrace,  between  the  west  tower  and the road. Likewise, a tower
with  175  one-bedroom  suites  will be built in the east section of
the  property.  To accommodate additional guests, a huge hot tub and
pool complex will be added along with two more lit tennis courts.



Front Desk:
We  found  that if we were ever in need of anything and did not know
where  to  go,  a  safe  bet  was  the  front  desk.  The  staff was
efficient,  helpful  and  pleasant.  They  also  adapt  to  fit  the
situation  …  we  noticed  that on heavy check-in and checkout days,
the  entertainment  area is used for checking in new arrivals, while
the front desk area is used for departing guests to check out.



Entertainment staff:
In  the dictionary under ‘entertainment’ one might be able to find a
photograph  of  the  Breezes  Bahamas  activity staff. We were quite
impressed  by  the quality of the entertainment and the energy level
of   the   team  of  activities  directors,  that  can  be  observed
throughout  the day … leading the beach and poolside activities, the
bike  tour,  participating in the evening entertainment, and more. A
specially  trained  crew  of  entertainment staff teaches the circus
school  and  does  the  circus show one evening. They really have an
innate  sense  of  how  to work a crowd, how to get people involved,
and to influence the fun.



What to wear: Dress at Breezes is casual.
During  the day swimsuits, athletic apparel and shorts are the norm.
Most  people  wear  cover-ups  in  the dining room and other in-door
public areas.
In  the  evenings,  nice  shorts are most prevalent for both men and
women.  There  are  some  men  and  women wearing jeans with shirts.
However,  some  guests  are a bit more dressed, women wearing sporty
sundresses or skirts, men wearing golf-type shirts and slacks.
Nicer  attire  is requested in the Pastafari restaurant, although it
is  not too formal or dressy-- men wear slacks and women weat skirts
or casual dresses.


Air  conditioning/Fans: The restaurants seem cold if you have even a
slight  sunburn  or  if  you’ve been in the heat -- bring a sweater.
The  entertainment area is warm when there are a lot of people there
in  for  the  nightly  show, dress lightly if you plan to dance. The
same holds true for Hurricanes disco.

Area attractions (a few with which we are familiar):
Casino  – A hotel just west of Breezes houses the Rainforest Casino.
Offering  quarter slots and up, craps, dollar and up poker and black
jack,  craps,  sports  betting,  and  more, a stop here is worth the
excursion.  The  Bahamians  should thanks us, we paid for the lights
to stay on one more night.


Walking   –  One  may  stroll  west  through  the  West  Bay  Street
‘boulevard’  (right  in front of Breezes) to learn about the islands
and their vegetation, on a paved and signed walkway.
Atlantis  –  Located  on  Paradise  Island  (accessible via the tour
desk),  this  huge  mega-resort houses an aquarium and marine museum
that  we have heard well worth the trip. Also, the resort is claimed
to be an architectural beauty.


Parasailing  and  Jet  Skiing  –  Available  on  the  beach near the
watersports  headquarters,  these activities are not included in the
hotel  package.  For  $50  US,  arrangements  are made directly with
operators  to take a Jet Ski for a half-hour or a parasail for 10 to
15  minutes.  Partake  in  these  activities at your own risk as the
hotel  does  not assume responsibility for any injuries incurred. We
enjoyed  both  …  if  you  get the chance to parasail, you’ll notice
that  the  water  is  a sight to behold – layers of greens and blues
that are unforgettable.
We  had  a particularly good time on Bay Street in downtown Nassau –
just  a 15-minute, $0.75 bus ride on “The Number 10” bus. Gentlemen,
be  prepared,  there  are  more duty-free jewelry stores in downtown
Nassau  than I’ve ever seen before. There is a bus stop just outside
of  Breezes.  Don’t  pay until you get off of the bus, and make sure
to have correct change because the bus driver cannot give you any.

Miscellaneous:
Photography  and  videos  – Photographers are everywhere in the late
afternoon  and  evening,  taking pictures of guests. The photo/video
desk  is  located  across the hall from the gift shop. Each morning,
guests  can  review  the  prior  day’s  contact sheets of photos and
order  any that appeal to them. We did not check pricing. A video of
each  night’s  events  is  filmed and offered for sale for $30 US on
the  following  day.  We  purchased  one of the videos and found the
quality to be fine. Videos may be reviewed before purchase.


Responsiveness  --  The  Breezes  staff is accommodating and prompt.
Annoyingly,  our  bathtub  was  draining too slowly and we requested
our  housekeeping supervisor have someone come take a look at it. In
less  than  a half-hour three maintenance workers arrived and within
a  few moments the drain was fixed. Wow, that is better service than
some experienced in the States.
Kalik  –  The  Bahamian  local  beer  is  Kalik.  It is available in
regular  and  light  versions  and its taste is comparable to Miller
and  Miller  light.  Kalik  is  named for the sounds of the Junkanoo
drums (that sound like ‘kalik, kalik, kalikity, kalik’).
Coke  –  Coca-Cola is not available on property, only Pepsi products
are.  However,  the  mini-mall  attached  to the casino has a liquor
store  that  offers  many beverages, Coke included. Prices are high,
but  when  one  is  in  need  of  ‘the real thing,’ almost any price
works.
Ice – Ice bins are located on each floor.
Special  celebrations  (birthdays,  etc.) – If a guest has a special
request  for  a birthday, anniversary, or other important date, they
should  contact  the  entertainment  department.  We had arranged to
celebrate   a   friend’s   birthday   with  Gillian,  the  assistant
entertainment  manager.  She helped us have a special cake delivered
after  dinner  to  our table at Pastafari. Champagne was served. And
(humorously)   the   entire  restaurant  joined  in  singing  “Happy
Birthday” to our friend. It was done very nicely, and easily, too.


Wake  up  calls  –  When  we  arranged for a wake up call (simply by
calling  the front desk), it arrived on time. And, the resort called
us  not  once,  but twice to assure we were up-and-at-‘em. That gave
us  a  sense  of  security  …  one  would  hate  to  wake up late on
departure day!
No  tipping, really – As we have found at all of the SuperClubs all-
inclusive   resorts   we  have  visited,  tipping  is  not  allowed.
Employees  are  not  allowed  to accept tips, and accepting tips may
result  in  termination. We have been told that each month employees
receive  a  gratuity  check that more than covers the amount of tips
they would typically earn in that period of time.


Return  Flight  Confirmation – By filling out the paperwork properly
at  check-in,  the Breezes front desk staff will confirm your return
flight.  A  note is slid under each guest’s door on the day prior to
departure.  The  form  explains  checkout  procedures,  details when
luggage  must be downstairs, and outlines the time when each guest’s
bus departs for the airport.


Checking  out – Can be done automatically if the reviewed incidental
charges  (phone  and pay-per-view movies) are accurate. Otherwise, a
quick  stop at the front desk takes care of everything. Your Breezes
bracelet  is  removed  before you board the bus to the airport. Back
to the reality of a non-inclusive lifestyle!


Exchange rate - $1 US = $1 Bahamian.

Final Words:
The  Bahamians  were  very  friendly,  in general. At the resort, we
found the staff to be exceptionally pleasant and helpful.
There  is  always  something  to  do at Breezes, so be ready to have
fun.
If  any  of  my  friends were to ask about a great tropical vacation
destination,  one where they could be entertained and indulge in all
types  of  food,  beverages  and  activities,  I  would tell them to
consider  Breezes  Bahamas.  The  resort  is  a  great value for the
money,  and it is easily and quickly accessible from anywhere in the
US.  Of  course,  the all-inclusive aspect of the resort is one that
most  everyone  enjoys.  So, go ahead big shot, feel free to buy the
whole bar a round of drinks

BARBADOS: ALMOND BEACH CLUB JIM MCMULLEN

My  new  wife  and  I  have  just  returned  from  our  honeymoon in
Barbados,  and stayed at the Almond Beach Club. Unfortunately we did
not see this news letter prior to our booking this vacation.

First  off  I  would  say  that this being our honeymoon we made the
best of a very poor situation!!

This  resort-Almond  Beach  Club- was billed as a 4-5 star resort by
our  tour company- Sunquest out of Toronto. At Best is was only a 2-
3 star.

A  few  examples of our experience- way Too many to list all. check-
in=  total chaos! No lobby to speak of-wrong room booked, and we had
to  argue  with them for over an hour to get a better room-not great
but  adequate.  The  staff  throughout  our  entire  stay  was rude,
unfriendly,  Very  argumentative-who was the customer here anyway!!!
If  this  had  not  been  our honeymoon I would have packed it in at
this point and left for another destination.

The  first  morning I went down to the cabana(a shack on the side of
the  building)  to  get  a  towel to go swimming and was rudely told
they  didn't  have  anymore  towels  come  back later-maybe in 1 1/2
hours.  I returned in about 2 hours and was told we still don't have
any  towels  and  we  don't  know  when we will have any for you. My
patients  was  tested  in  this way the entire 7 long days we stayed
there.

The  food  was  bland,  and  the  service  in  the  restaurants  was
nonexistant!  To  get  water  or coffee with my meal I had to get it
myself-  the  staff  had an attitude of just blowing off the guests.
And  by  the way, my wife and I are quite friendly, so we did meet a
lot  of  other  couples  during  our  stay- ALL of them had the same
complaints,  and  comments  about  the place-some even were going to
consider  suing  the  tour  company  for misrepresentation. The Tour
company  -sunquest,  was  terrible,  our  agent  Marcia was rude and
smug,  and  VERY unhelpful! WE felt like we were in the dark most of
the week.

The  personel at the watersports were also very rude-and went out of
there  way  to  make  it  as  diffucult  to  take  out  water sports
equipment  as  possible.  My  wife was actually in tear twice during
out stay at this resort- GREAT way to start out together!!

The  bar  service followed suit and was very lazy, ran out of liquor
on  several  occasions.  The  bartenders  acted  as though they were
doing  you  a  favor in servicing you. They did not talk, all had an
attitude,  and  ignored  the  people waiting for a drink even if not
busy.  The  food  was  very  routine-  most of the time covered with
flies  and  birds eating out of glasses and pecking at the bread and
pasteries.  One  morning  my  wife got a bagel and went to cut it in
half,  turning it over and it was covered with small bugs!!! She did
eat  breakfast  that morning- To complain to the staff at this point
was  a  waste  of  time.  Trying  to  make  the  best  of a very bad
situation-we  ate  the  remainder  of our meals off site(even though
meals  were  paid  for at the Almond beach club), and did activities
off site as much as possible.

I  am writing this note for two reasons: 1st to vent-I just got back
last  night-  and  am  very  upset-probably the reason for this note
being  somewhat  scrambled.  And 2nd to warn anyone considering this
resort  to  stay  away- I am only scratching the surface of how poor
this  resort really is- Don't ruin you vacation with staying at such
a lousy place at THE ALMOND BEACH CLUB(or ABV-both same).

My  follow  up  to  this  note is going to be a letter to the ALMOND
BEACH  CLUB,  SUNQUEST  TOUR(terrible!!!),  and  the Better Business
Bureau.

I only wish I had found this web site sooner.

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