Caribbean Travel Roundup

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Caribbean Travel Roundup
Paul Graveline, Editor
Edition 73
March 1, 1997

Last updated 28 February 1997 1900EST

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ST. CROIX BY DEBORAH DICK

After  a  horrible winter (3 years ago), I called the travel agent and 
told  her  I  wanted to go somewhere warm, with uncrowded beaches, and 
good  restaurants. She steered me towards the Island of St. Croix. St. 
Croix  is  the  largest  of  the Virgin Islands and not as busy as St. 
Thomas.  We really didn't know what to expect. We traveled part of the 
day  and  finally  made  it.  We had roundtrip transfers to our hotel. 
Waiting  for  a certain van to take us to our hotel, took over an hour 
of  waiting. Warning: you must be patient in the islands--no one moves 
too  fast.  We  didn't  really  want  to rent a car (*as in the Virgin 
Islands they drive on the left side.)

We  got  our  room. Walked in was a sight to behold!! Hibiscus flowers 
were  put  on  all  the  furniture, the bed, sink, etc. BEAUTIFUL!! We 
were  on  the  bottom  floor  (highly recommended). When you open your 
patio  door,  you  are  on  the beach. What a view to behold!! We were 
tired  but couldn't wait to get some sun. The water is so clear and is 
a  turquoise  color.  Approximately 200 feet from our room, we found a 
great  snorkeling  spot.  After  burning  my eyes, and swallowing some 
salt  water  we  finally  got  the  hang of snorkeling. What beautiful 
fish!!  We  saw  purple  fish, yellow, red, orange, and many colors in 
between.  That  is  where we would spend part of our day every day. In 
case  you  are  wondering  by  now  where  we stayed, it is called the 
Hibiscus  Beach  Hotel.  This  hotel  is  only  two stories and has 38 
rooms.  Outside  the  door  is more than one-third of a mile of one of 
the  finest  white  sand  beaches on the island. It is only 15 minutes 
from  the  airport.  The atmosphere is very friendly and relaxed. They 
have  a  small  restaurant with a bar and five nights a week they have 
different  entertainment. It also has a pool. With the ocean so close, 
who  wants  to  go  in a pool. It's more fun to get salt water in your 
eyes  and  mouth.  Nearby,  there are many things to explore. There is 
the  rum  factory,  the  whim  plantation/museum,  and the rain forest 
where  the beer drinking pig lives. We found many fabulous restaurants 
in  Christiansted.  Our  favorite restaurant is Indies Restaurant. For 
great  hamburgers,  Cheeseburgers in Paradise was good. The first time 
we  went  to  Christiansted, we got lost. We were going down a one-way 
street  the  wrong  way. The natives were yelling at us, and we became 
very  frightened.  We  really  didn't  know  what  to  expect from the 
natives.  I was a little frightened when I saw most buildings had wire 
around  their windows. We found the natives very friendly and helpful. 
But  like  any  large  city, you have to be street smart. Our all-time 
favorite  spot  is  Buck  Island.  This  is  the  United  States' only 
underwater  National  Monument.  It  is  a spectacular coral reef with 
unbeatable  snorkeling.  There  are many different kinds of boats that 
leave  Christiansted  almost every hour. It is a must to see. The view 
is  simply  breathtaking.  Jewelry,  liquor,  fine china, watches, and 
perfume  are  discounted  on  the  island.  There  really  isn't  much 
shopping  on the island. There are planes that leave many times during 
the  day  for St. Thomas. If you enjoy relaxation, quiet beaches, good 
food, no hustle and bustle, then St. Croix is for you.

ST. JOHN BY WENDELL ROSS

St.  John, the smallest of the U.S. Virgin Islands is located about 40 
miles  east  of  Puerto Rico. The first inhabitants of the island were 
the  Arawak  Indians. Then came the cannibalistic Caribe Indians (yum, 
yum).  then  came  Chris  Columbus  in  1493  and after him the Danes. 
Finally  the  U.S  bought the island in 1917. In the early 1950's came 
the  "tourist"  Indians,  and one of them was Lawrence Rockefeller who 
bought  about  3/4  of  the  island.  He  wanted  to  keep the natural 
splendor  so  he  donated his part to the U.S. Department Of Interior, 
which they in turn made it a national park.

Getting  there:  to  get  to  St. John first you have to fly in to St. 
Thomas  via  a  major airline and take a ferry from Charlotte Amalie ( 
cost  $7.00 and a 45 minute ride) or from Red Hook(cost $3.00 and a 20 
minute  ride).  Identification  documents at a minimum are an original 
birth  certificate with a picture i.d. or a passport (preferred). Peak 
season is December 15 to march 15.

Where to stay: 

There  are about a dozen small hotels on the island (mostly rustic but 
comfortable).  the  Hyatt  Regency  is  currently closed but is in the 
process  of  being  reopened. Also available is vacation villas, guest 
houses,  bed  & breakfasts and , last but not least, camp sites at the 
beaches  (check  with your travel agent for tent availability). a good 
way  to  find  lodging  in  on  the  internet (do a U.S.Virgin Islands 
search).

This  author stayed at the Raintree Inn (non-smoking) which is in town 
(Cruz  Bay)  and in walking distance to all the restaurants and shops. 
Hotel rooms run $90 a night up and villas to $1300 a night).

Transportation: 

No  problem here. at the dock there will be taxis and open tour busses 
abounding.  Car  rental  agencies  are  also  within feet of the dock. 
Organized  tours  can  be  negotiated  from the taxi drivers. Cars and 
land  cruisers  rent for $50 to $85 a day. Driving is on the left side 
of the road.

What to see: 

The  beaches  are  mostly on 1 side of the island (Hawknest Bay, Trunk 
Bay,  Cinnamon Bay, and Maho Bay).The ruins of the old sugar mills are 
a  popular  attraction.  From  the  higher  points  of  the island St. 
Thomas,  Tortola,  Virgin  Gorda( fat virgin) and Jost Van Dyke can be 
seen.

What to do: 

Snorkel:   At  Trunk  Bay  you  can  follow  the  underwater trail via 
descriptive  markers  on  the  sea  floor.  rent  a boat; from a small 
inflatable  to  tour  and  fishing  yachts.  See  the  British  Virgin 
Islands;  take  the  ferry  back to Red Hook then to Tortola or Virgin 
Gorda.

Shopping:

  The  main  shopping  area is in Cruz Bay with a few individual shops 
and  most in Mongoose Junction. The latter having island handcrafts to 
crystal.  Some  interesting  shops  are  at other locales, consult the 
free  guide  books. Authors note: if you buy too much, shipping to the 
states  is  available,  for  instance: to ship a ceramic vase packaged 
and insured runs about $12.00. Allow 1 week delivery.

Restaurants: 

As  this  is  a small island there is no major food chains (yea). what 
you  will  find  are  colorful owner owned and operated establishments 
like:

 Ellington's (classy, 
reservations required), 

The Fish Trap (great seafood), 

Morgan's Mango (Caribbean cuisine)

Don Carlos (Mexican, not affiliated with Don Carlos of St. Martin)

Barracuda Bistro (great breakfast)

Cafe Roma (Italian, great pizza by the slice)

And  my  favorite  Crash  Landing (climb the stairs to a diverse menu, 
prime  rib,  chicken  and  seafood).  The  owners  name  is Sinbad and 
dresses  the  part.  Most  restaurants and pubs have happy hour from 3 
p.m.  to  6  p.m. Average cost for a breakfast for 2 is about $16, for 
light lunch about $16, and for dinner $24 to $80.

Currency:The  U.S.  dollar  is widely accepted but as with most of the 
Caribbean  $100  bills are not !! (too many counterfeit). Major credit 
cards  are  accepted  by  all  shops  but some restaurants do not take 
them.

This  author  rates  this island an 8 with the stipulation that a long 
weekend  (Fri.  To Mon.) is enough time to see the island, shop, spend 
1  day  on  the  beach  and  do  some  watersports.  Recovery from the 
hurricanes  for the last 2 years is nearly complete. Some of the other 
islands in the area have barely started the rebuilding process.

ST. JOHN BY JIM PIWOWARCZYK

The  trip started out from cold and snowy Wisconsin, and by the end of 
the  first  day  finished  in the warm surroundings of Cruz Bay. Delta 
Airlines  served  us well through Atlanta and into St. Thomas. The cab 
ride  from  the  airport  to  Red  Hook and the ferry to Cruz Bay only 
added to our anticipation of what was ahead of us. 

While  waiting for the ferry at Red Hook, we met Nick and Maureen from 
Philadelphia.  They  were  going  to  stay at Maho Bay Campgrounds. We 
made it a point to try to get together while we were in St. John. 

We  took  the  short  taxi ride from the Cruz Bay ferry dock to Samuel 
Cottages,  our  home  for  the  next 10 days. Our first impression was 
"wow"  as  we  walked in, viewed the small neat and clean cottage, and 
enjoyed  the Arrival Survival Kit provided by chefs4u. We would highly 
recommend  their services. Our first night's sleep, as were all of the 
others,  was  peaceful  and full of Caribbean smells and calming night 
sounds. 

Much  to  our  surprise, it rained every day we were in St. John. Most 
of  the  rain  fell at night, and the showers, sometimes heavy, during 
the  day  lasted less than 30 minutes and had practically no effect on 
our  vacation  plans.  The  warm  sun  quickly  reappeared  and  dried 
everything  out.  The  night  showers  heightened  the  smells  of the 
foliage. 

We  slept  late  (8  AM)  our  first morning, and had breakfast at The 
Rolling  Pin,  where  we  had our morning coffee and fresh baked goods 
several  times  during  our  stay. We did a little grocery shopping at 
the  Marina Market. A taxi driver, Clyde, took my wife on a short tour 
of  the  island,  while I chose to take a brief nap. I walked the Lind 
Point  trail  from  Cruz  Bay to Solomon and Honeymoon beaches. We had 
dinner  in  the  cottage  that  evening  while being serenaded by tree 
frogs and crickets.

The days that followed are a blur filled with:
- lunch at Chilly Billy's (the owners, Cathy and Bill Dove are really
     friendly).
- many island excursions in a rental vehicle from Spencer's Jeep
     Rental.  (very reliable)
- dinner at Miss Lucy's near Coral Bay.  (by the sea open-air dining)
- many  visits to Maho Bay beach, officially proclaimed by my wife to 
     be the best beach in the world.
- a trip to the far east end of the island to do some shelling on a
     beach just off the road.  Since we were joined on the beach by a
     black  dog  with  a  limp,  we  nick  named  the beach "Hopalong 
     Beach".  
- lunch  at  Vie's near Coral Bay where we enjoyed her conch fritters 
     and chatted with other guests.
- a visit to Salt Pond Beach for some swimming and snorkeling.
- stops at the shops in and near Coral Bay.
- some casual conversations about the business opportunities and life
     style on the island.
- picking up some hitch hikers.
- many simple, yet fine meals in the cottage.
- meeting a massage therapist and receiving a massage on the beach.
- lunches and refreshments at Luscious Licks.
- the required shopping for souvenirs and one-of-a-kind treasures.
- dinner at Morgan's Mango, complete with complimentary champagne.
- morning coffee on the porch at the cottage.
- a  complete  tour  of  Maho  Bay  Campgrounds  by  a  gracious Dave 
     Hemingway.
-  a  visit  to  the Eagle's Nest, a beautiful home owned by Katha and 
     Vezio Ricciardi, a most charming couple.  
- seeing a play "No Man is an Island" at Cinnamon Bay Campgrounds.
- dessert at Mongoose Junction Restaurant.
- met Fr. Joe and Fr. Jim at Our Lady of Mount Carmel church.
- a  few  very  treacherous  roads that only a four wheeler could get 
     through.
- a late afternoon and evening sunset at Maho Bay beach.
- a lot of hiking, swimming, snorkeling and sunning.
- a visit to Caneel Bay
- take-out chicken and ribs from Uncle Joe's Barbecue.
- a sunset cruise aboard the Appledore III.
- breakfast at Maho Bay Campground.
- a  visit  to the library/museum and signed on to the internet while 
     there.


I'm  sure  that  my  notes  are  not  all that complete nor do they do 
justice  to  the  charm,  warmth  and  beauty of St. John and the many 
wonderful  people,  both  tourists and residents, that we met. Mr. and 
Mrs.  Harley,  our  hosts  at  Samuel  Cottages,  were  available when 
needed.  but they also respected our privacy. They possess a wonderful 
blend of efficiency and hospitality.  

The  morning  of  our  departure caught our mood with cloudy skies and 
rain.  This  was  our  second  visit to St. John and certainly not our 
last.  Thank  you  to  all who not only made for a memorable vacation, 
but  also  made  a  lasting  contribution  to  our memories and to our 
hearts.  
     Until next time...

ST. LUCIA: CLUB ST. LUCIA BY MARTY OVERDUIN

This  was  not  my  first  visit to the Caribbean to escape the harsh, 
frigid  winters  of  northern  Canada.  But it was my best! During the 
week  of  January  18th-25th, my wife and I enjoyed what we considered 
to  be  a  week  in Paradise! Allow me to describe that "paradise" for 
you.

It  was  the  long  cold  spell and abnormal amount of snowfall we had 
been  experiencing  in  Timmins,  Ontario, that finally led me to make 
that  important  phone  call  to the Sunquest Tours desk in Toronto. A 
friendly  agent  booked  us a trip to Club St. Lucia, an all-inclusive 
resort  on a supposedly beautiful island in the Caribbean. I opted for 
an  upgrade  to  an  air-conditioned  room,  which proved to be a wise 
decision...only   an   extra  $100  or  so!  It  made  for  much  more 
comfortable nights!

The  whole thing was hassle-free! That's what we wanted, and it was so 
right  from  day  one.  Sunquest  have their own airline, so to speak, 
modern  equipment  like  the  A320, and they were smack on schedule! I 
was  impressed.  We've  all  heard  these  horror  stories  of certain 
charters  being  delayed  at Caribbean airports while the Captain went 
around  asking  passengers  for cash to pay landing fees!! Not so with  
Skyservice!  The  flight  left  Toronto on a Saturday morning at 10:00 
A.M.  arriving  at  the international airport in St. Lucia around 4:00 
P.M.  Customs and immigration were mere formalities that went quickly. 
Outside,  a  Club  St.  Lucia  rep  met  us  and pointed us out to our 
waiting  vans  whose  drivers  loaded our bags and promptly whisked us 
away  to  the  resort,  located  about  an hour and a half away on the 
northern  coast.  Some  folks might find that a nuisance, but since it 
was  still  daylight  I  enjoyed  that memorable drive as it gave us a 
chance  to  see  a  bit  of  the  island. And I can confirm that it is 
beautiful!  Winding,  twisting  roads  up  and  down through hills and 
valleys,  peaks and banana plantations, rugged eastern coastline, rain 
forests,  hairpin turns like I'd never seen before...we thought it was 
awesome!  Prior,  I  had  contemplated  renting  a car, but that drive 
convinced  me  otherwise!  Not  that  the  drivers  were  bad...on the 
contrary,  I  thought  they  were quite skilled and professional. On a 
previous  trip to Barbados which I had done solo, a rental was my main 
joy.  But  St.  Lucia  is  not  quite  like  Barbados,  so  I wouldn't 
recommend renting a car unless you plan to stay a while.

We  arrived  at the Club as the sun was setting. At the main reception 
hall  we  were  all  warmly  welcomed  with  hot snacks and rum punch! 
Another  rep  gave  us a short welcome briefing, during which time our 
baggage  was delivered to our rooms, and we were let loose! It was not 
yet  late,  so  we  could  still  enjoy the evening supper, free bars, 
entertainment  galore,  and  the  beach!  Of  course,  being  an  all-
inclusive,  everything  was  free  with  the  exception  of  motorized 
sports,  such as para-sailing. If you really wanted to,you could leave 
your  wallet  in the safe at reception and not take it out again until 
you left. Tipping was not permitted!

Club  St.  Lucia is a resort with a steady diet of activities catering 
from  kids  to adults. In fact, one could almost say they overdo it on 
that  account.  There's tennis courts, a nearby golf course, a racquet 
club,  etc.,  etc.  Other  than  kayaking  the waves and some mediocre 
snorkeling,  (there are better snorkeling sites nearby), we were quite 
content  to  just lie on the beach and soak in the 30 Celsius degrees, 
65  more than where we had just come from! One thing about the beaches 
in  St.  Lucia...they're  not  the  miles  and miles of gleaming white 
sands  you'll  find  on  other islands. Nor will you find seashells in 
abundance,   (a  disappointment  for my wife!). Because of St. Lucia's 
volcanic  geography,  the  sand is more black than white. However, the 
beaches  are  fine,  just  the  same, uncrowded, and there are several 
others  not  far away. The Club has bicycles one can use, and we found 
an  interesting  diversion  was  to  cycle to Pigeon Island and Rodney 
Bay,  where  you  will  find some white beaches and better snorkeling. 
Pigeon  Island is well worth the visit. The views from the top of this 
historic site are quite awesome!

As  can  be  expected,  the  Club  does  offer  several  tours  on the 
side(Barefoot  Holidays).  Of the many options, all enticing, we chose 
the  land/sea  tour  starting  at  8:00 A.M. on Wednesday. It involved 
another  memorable trip by hairpin roads(all in pretty good condition) 
along  the western coast, through Castries(the capital-a town of about 
65000),  stopping  at  picturesque  fishing  villages and other scenic 
points  of  view.  The  end  of  the drive took in the sulfur springs, 
botanical  gardens  and  waterfalls  (in my view the whole island is a 
botanical  garden),  lunch  in  Soufriere  (the  island's  2nd largest 
town),  where  we  left our driver and van and embarked on a catamaran 
for  our return trip back up the coast to the docks in Castries. Known 
as  the  "booze  cruise",  the catamaran did a leisurely tour allowing 
for  some snorkeling along the way(all equipment provided). It is also 
during  this trip that we were able to get some fantastic shots of the 
two  famous  "pitons"...those  two  high  peaks for which St. Lucia is 
well-known.  (I  didn't  know it at the time, but you can actually see 
the  top  of  one  of  them  from the international airport.) The boat 
cruise  also  gave  us  opportunity  to  see Marigot Bay(well-known to 
yachters  around  the  world), and other points of interest. The extra 
cost  for  this day-trip was $68 US per person, but well worth it. (We 
probably drank half of that!!)

With  regards to experiencing local culture and events, that was not a 
primary  reason  for  our  being  there, but such events do exist. St. 
Lucia  is not great for nightlife; I suspect some of the islands' best 
entertainment  was  right  at  our  resort.  There  was  no need to go 
elsewhere,  but we did attend the famous street party in Gros Islet on 
the  Friday  night  (a  short drive from the club). It was interesting 
enough  as  it  gave us a chance to mingle with the locals and witness 
Rastafarians  getting  high  on  whatever  it  was  they were smoking! 
Generally  speaking, we found the people friendly and helpful. Earlier 
that  day  we  had  taken  a  van for a nominal fee to Castries. It is 
indeed  worth  a  few hours visit to shop at the colorful local market 
and  experience  a  local  tavern.  It  was  only in Castries where we 
experienced  some  aggressive  marketing  by  vendors trying to make a 
sale,  but  hey, you gotta do what you gotta do!   As far as the rooms 
go,  we  found  them simply furnished but large and comfortable. King-
size  bed,  cable  TV,  bath  and  shower, private safe(available at a 
small  charge-the  safes  at  reception are free), more than adequate. 
Non-air-conditioned rooms have ceiling fans, but we opted for the air-
conditioner,  as  I  mentioned  earlier.  The  rooms are all on ground 
level,  in  blocks  of six or so. The club is large, yet the rooms are 
laid  out  as  in  a  villa-style, giving the impression of privacy. A 
sliding  glass door gave way to a patio overlooking (in our case), the 
lovely  bougainvillea(sp?),  tropical trees and well-maintained lawns. 
The  whole  resort  is  like  a botanical garden...lots of space, well 
laid  out.  From  our room to the beach was a 4-minute walk. There are 
rooms  available  closer to the beach, but they are also closer to the 
"activities  center",  which  means  you may find it somewhat noisy if 
you're planning to retire earlier than most!

As  for  the  food, no complaints! There was enough variety to satisfy 
any  taste  buds.  My  favorite was the variety of fish with their hot 
pepper  sauce! There are two restaurants at the club, one being a "sit 
down  and  be served" pizza hut; the other, the much larger one, being 
the  main  restaurant.  At  this one you seated yourself for breakfast 
and  lunch(buffet  style),  whereas  for  supper  you  were seated and 
served  wine,  followed  by  another  large  buffet.  There were daily 
specials  and local dishes as well. I'm told that vegetarian meals are 
also  available.  Unlike  other  resorts where I and many other guests 
got  sick,  I  had  not  heard  of  any  such thing at Club St. Lucia. 
Apparently  you  can  even drink the tap water at the resort, although 
we  found that the daily specials at the open bars more than satisfied 
our thirst!

And  so  the  days  passed  by,  all  too  quickly for us, but still a 
blessed  release  from  Winter's icy clasp. On the day of departure we 
still  could  enjoy  the  whole morning at the resort. Leaving for the 
drive  back  to  the airport at 1:00 P.M. gave us ample time for duty-
free  shopping  prior  to the 5:00 P.M. departure with Skyservice back 
to Toronto.

In  summation,  I  heartily recommend Club St. Lucia to anyone looking 
for  a  hassle-free vacation in the Caribbean. My only complaint would 
be  that  one week is not long enough. For pure R&R, Club St. Lucia is 
hard  to  beat.  My  wife  says  she  enjoyed  it  even  more than our 
honeymoon two years ago, and that was on a cruiseship!

ST. MARTIN BY CAROL HILL

(Ed Note: Carol first relates general details of her trip and then focuses on the Hotel La Plantation.)

Following  is our trip report from our trip to St. Martin on 2/1/97 to 
2/8/97.  We  stayed  at  La  Plantation  this time and will be doing a 
separate  report just on the hotel. We had not really been planning on 
going  to  SXM in February, but happened upon a two day sale in August 
and  could  not  resist  a  direct non-stop flight for $300 per person 
from  BWI to SXM, especially since the normal price is around $500 PP. 
We  left home around 5:30 A.M. and arrived at BWI about 1 and one half 
hours  prior  to  scheduled  take-off.  Upon checking in, we were told 
that  there  were  no  seats available on the plane. We had booked the 
tickets  ourselves  for  once,  instead  of  having a TA do it and had 
completely  forgotten  to  get seat assignments or boarding passes. As 
it  turned out, US Air had overbooked the plane by around 20 people. A 
few  people  took a voluntary bump, but there were 6 couples including 
us  who  did  not  make  it on the flight. The US Air customer service 
people  were  very  nice and tried to help us out, although originally 
they  offered  only  to  put us on the US Air flight the next morning. 
This  was  not  at ALL satisfactory, so we said that we wanted them to 
get  us  to San Juan today, even if it meant spending the night in San 
Juan.  We got seats on the US Air flight to San Juan which left around 
9:30  and  received stand-by tickets on two different American flights 
from  SJU  to  SXM  on Saturday and confirmed seats on Sunday morning. 
Before  leaving  the  airport in BWI, we asked about the return flight 
on  Saturday and were told that the return flight was also overbooked. 
Over  the  course  of  the  week,  we  spent  quite a few nice moments 
contemplating  being  bumped  on  the return flight also and HAVING to 
spend  a  day  or  two  extra  in  SXM.  As it turned out, we made our 
regularly scheduled flight coming home--of course!! G!! 

We  arrived  in  SJU  around  1  P.M.  and  immediately went to the AA 
counter  to  see  if  we  could get confirmed seats on the AA stand-by 
flight,  which  was  due to leave SJU at 9:30 P.M. We were able to get 
confirmed  seats  on  that flight and so decided to dump our carry-ons 
at  the  AA  terminal.  Our  bags  had  gone  on  the US Air flight as 
scheduled.  Therefore,  we asked American to call down to SXM and have 
the  US  Air  baggage  people give our bags to the American people, so 
that  we  could  pick them up when we arrived. They sent out some kind 
of  a  printed  message. I didn't have a lot of confidence in the bags 
being  there  when  we arrived. There are no lockers there at AA, like 
at  the  US  Air  terminal,  which we found out later, but a kind of a 
"coat check" type situation, but it sufficed. 

Since  we  had  many hours to kill before 9:30, we decided to head out 
to  the  Cruise  terminal  in  San Juan. I don't know whether we would 
have  done  so  otherwise  or  not, but Eric's parents and some of the 
rest   of  his  family  were  leaving  from  San  Juan  on  Carnival's 
Fascination  on  the same date, so we thought we might take a shot and 
go  down  to  the pier to see if we could see them. Well, ERIC thought 
that  we  should do so. I thought that it would be a waste of $40 (for 
the  round-trip)  for  the taxi, as I didn't think that there would be 
any  way that we would manage to meet up with 2 people out of 2,600 on 
that  ship,  just  by  chance.  Well,  as  luck would have it, we were 
sitting  by  the  pier  for  less than 10 minutes when Eric's aunt and 
uncle  came by to check in. We said Hi and they said they would try to 
find  Eric's  parents  onboard  the ship and send them down. Around 20 
minutes  later,  Eric's  parents  came  striding towards us. Actually, 
they  had  NOT  met up with Eric's aunt and uncle, but just decided to 
come off the ship. They were very surprised and pleased to see us. 

We  took a bit of a walk around downtown San Juan and Eric's mom and I 
checked  out  Touch  of  Gold  while  Eric  and  his dad went to buy a 
Hooters  t-shirt for someone at home. Since we still had 3 hours or so 
before  we  had to be at the airport we went to the Hard Rock Cafe for 
dinner  for  us  and some cokes for Eric's parents, as they had dinner 
to  go to on the ship! We did a little more walking around then walked 
Eric's  parents  back  down  to the their ship, wished them Bon Voyage 
and  headed  in  a  taxi  back  to the airport. It was certainly a lot 
nicer way to spend those hours than at the airport. 

As  was  the  case with just about every other AA flight this evening, 
our  flight  was over an hour late leaving SJU. With nothing better to 
do,  we  went  to the bar in the AA terminal. True story--overheard in 
the  bar in the SAN JUAN airport this night--"That will be Nine Sixty-
Three, Sir". "Is that U.S.?" True story, I kid you not!! 

Of  course,  even  though  the bar was packed, they closed the door to 
the  bar  at  9 P.M. and started dimming the lights, telling us to get 
the  hell out. These guys didn't know it, but things could have gotten 
REAL  ugly--I've  been  bumped  from  my  non-stop  flight,  have been 
traveling  all day and have basically lost a whole day of my vacation, 
now  you  tell me my plane is an hour late, and you won't even sell me 
another drink to pass the time!! 

As  we  were  boarding  the plane finally, we overheard a conversation 
between  two  of  the  stewardesses  which  inspired  us with a lot of 
confidence.  One  stewardess  said  to  the  other  "We have to follow 
special  procedures flying into St. Martin this late". The other asked 
"Why,  do  they  not  have lights?" Answer "No, they have lights, just 
the  guys  in  the  tower  go  home for the night!" YIKES!! We finally 
landed  in  SXM  around 11 P.M. We cleared customs and determined that 
our  bags  had either gone back to the U.S. on the next US Air flight, 
or  were  locked  up in US Air baggage, but they definitely weren't on 
the  AA carousel. There wasn't anyone to ask either, so we hung around 
till  all  bags  were offloaded and decided to head out. Of course, as 
things  would  have  it, the Hertz guys had also gone home already. We 
had  pre-reserved  a  car with Hertz, as usual, but their offices were 
locked  up  and  dark,  so we had to take a taxi. And, you guessed it, 
there  were  no  taxis by this time, as the AA flight was an hour late 
coming  in,  so  all  the taxi drivers were home in bed. They did call 
some  more  in  and  a  bunch of taxis finally arrived. Because of the 
lateness  of  the  hour,  we had to pay $40 (!!!!!!) for the taxi ride 
over  to  La  Plantation.  And--does  this  sound  like "The Perils of 
Pauline"  yet??--the  hotel reservation desk was closed up when we got 
there.  We  had  asked  the taxi driver to wait with us in case it was 
closed  and  we  needed  to go somewhere else. There was a night phone 
and  he  called  for  us  and  the  night  manager came in a hurry. We 
finally  arrived in our room, sans car and sans luggage, around 12 :15 
A.M.  A  very  long  day indeed, but we had made it to SXM and we have 
two  free  round-trip  tickets  on US Air back to SXM for our trouble. 
We'll  probably  be heading back down to SXM in September. And you can 
BET we will get confirmed seats this time! G!! 

We  awoke fairly early in Sunday and headed over to the restaurant for 
the  (included)  buffet  breakfast  at  La  Plantation. It was OK, but 
certainly  nothing  to  write home about. Croissant and baguettes were 
provided,  along  with  apples,  usually  bananas,  (usually SPOILED!) 
pineapple,  corn  flakes  and  coffee  and  tea.  It  was free and the 
surroundings  were  nice.  That  was  the best that could be said. You 
could  get  a hot breakfast there, for around $7-$8 PP. We had omelets 
one morning, which were pretty good. 

We  asked  the  lady  at the front desk to call about our bags and our 
car,  to  see  when  we  might expect either or both to arrive. US Air 
said  that they had our bags but could give us no idea when they would 
be  delivered.  And  of  course, for one of the only times, we had not 
brought  along  any  shorts  in  a carry-on bag and were getting quite 
warm  in our jeans. We didn't want to wait around all day at the hotel 
waiting  for  the  car  and/or  the bags to show up, so we bought some 
shorts--for  an  outrageous  sum  of course--at the hotel boutique and 
proceeded  to  walk  down to the beach. The lady at the reception desk 
came  running  down after us and said that the Hertz people had called 
and  said  that  our car would be there in 15 minutes. We went back by 
the  pool  to  wait for the car, just as our bags arrived. We took the 
bags back to the room and waited for the car to arrive. 

For  the  first time we got a bit of a clunker from Hertz. It was your 
standard  fire engine red 240 ZX. Really? Not, not really! G!!! It was 
a  white  Hyundai  Accent. Although it only had about 14,000 KM on the 
speedometer,  it  had been rode hard and put away wet a few times, and 
had  numerous  bumps  and  dings. The transmission was a little out of 
sorts,  also,  but it certainly got us where we were going and the A/C 
worked great. 

Since  we  finally had bags, and a car, after unpacking, we decided to 
head  out  in  search  of  some  groceries and supplies. We decided we 
wouldn't  need  quite  as  many supplies as we thought, since it would 
probably  not  be a good idea to eat the meat which we had brought, as 
it  had  spent  about 36 hours in the suitcases. We ended up going out 
to  eat every night and did not look to find the grill we had inquired 
about here on the BB. 

Here's  a  word  to  the  wise  regarding  the current schedule of the 
grocery  stores  on  Sunday--Match  is  open from 9 A.M. to noon. They 
close  PROMPTLY at noon, too, as we got to Marigot about 12:10 and the 
doors  were  closed!  Food  Center was closed by 12:30, if it was ever 
open  on  Sunday  at  all.  Food  World  was open at 12:30 and doing a 
booming  business.  Food World sufficed for what we needed, as we were 
basically  just  looking for wine, booze, cokes, cheese and snacks and 
fruit.  Their  selection  is  not the best, however. The exchange rate 
for  French  SXM  is  around  5  to  1.  The  rate for Dutch SXM is to 
basically cut the price in half, then add 10%. 

Having  nabbed our supplies for the week, we headed back to Plantation 
and  dumped  our  stuff and headed down to Orient, FINALLY! We went to 
Pedro's  for  lunch.  We  had  two  BBQ chicken dinners with fries and 
salad,  1  mixed  drink  and 1 beer for $19. Sitting at Pedro's eating 
BBQ  chicken,  listening  to  Caribbean music and seeing that gorgeous 
water  at Orient, I had a hard time from keeping a lump from coming in 
my  throat,  as  I felt we had FINALLY arrived in SXM. It was too hard 
to  get there this time!! It was kind of a "new" Pedro's, though, with 
a  full  roof  over  the  place,  PVC  chairs,  and live music. It was 
packed! 

After  a  wonderful lunch, since it was now 2:30 or so, we were trying 
to  decide  whether  to spend the money to rent chairs for the day. We 
found  out  something  that  we  had  not known before--you can rent 2 
chairs  and  an  umbrella from Club O for the week for $75. Basically, 
you  pay  for  5 days and get 7 days. Since we knew that we were going 
to  have  to  leave  the  next  Saturday  anyway, we got the chairs on 
Sunday  afternoon and spent a delightful couple of hours on the beach. 


The  guys at Club Orient give you an index card with your name and the 
dates  on  it  that you carry to show you have paid for the chairs for 
the  week.  And  they take credit cards. Great deal, so you don't have 
to  worry  about  carrying money every day. It also saves a little bit 
of  money  if  you're  planning  on  going to Orient almost every day. 
While  at  Orient,  we  checked  out  the  days and price for the nude 
cruise.  They  are  running  only  the  gourmet cruise now, at $80 PP, 
supposedly  Tuesday,  Wednesday and Friday, although they do alter the 
schedule  based  on  the  weather.  We  signed  up  for  the cruise on 
Tuesday. 

After  cleaning  up  from  a  hard  day at the beach, we headed out to 
dinner,  intending  to  go to Sambucca, as we were still kind of tired 
and  not real hungry. They had apparently just seated a huge group and 
said  that  they would not be able to seat us for maybe 45 minutes and 
we  were  not  in  the  mood  to wait. We went to the Rancho Argentine 
Steak  House  for  dinner  instead.  We  walked  in  and  were  seated 
immediately.  It  was  good, with good service and a nice band playing 
background  music,  although  the  steak  was not in the caliber of El 
Gaucho  in  Aruba,  for  all  you Aruba fans. Two steak dinners with a 
half carafe of wine was $42 plus tip. 

We  spent  Sunday  night,  as  most  nights, at the casino. There were 
supposedly  two  new casinos open down on Front Street, but we did not 
get  to  P'burg  at all this trip. We basically ended up splitting our 
time  between the Pelican and Atlantis. We went into the Casino Royale 
one  night  very  briefly  and decided that we couldn't afford to play 
there.  Blackjack,  Caribbean Stud and Craps were all a minimum bet of 
$10,  which we considered excessive. The Pelican had $.50 roulette (my 
favorite),  so  we  spent quite a bit of time there. Atlantis was very 
busy  most  nights,  and  we  probably  spent  most of our time there. 
Atlantis  was very good about bringing drinks, even bringing me drinks 
if  I  was only standing watching Eric while he was playing. They also 
brought  the  drinks  in  glass  glasses,  not  plastic  cups, like at 
Pelican.  Atlantis  also  offers  a  version  of Caribbean Stud called 
Second  Chance.  You  could play it like regular Caribbean Stud if you 
wanted.  Or  you could decide to try to buy another card, for the same 
amount  of your ante. Eric played that game quite a bit. We found some 
match  play  coupons  for  Atlantis in one of the entertainment books, 
but  that was it as far as match play. Over the course of the week, we 
lost some money, but had quite a bit of entertainment also. 

Monday  morning  we  made  some coffee in our room, then headed out to 
Marigot  for  breakfast.  We  ate at a little tiny place on the harbor 
called  Bryan's.  We  had  two  lovely omelets and two coffees for $10 
total.  We  enjoyed some fascinating conversation with a native SXM'er 
who  was half Dutch SXM and half American. He was sitting (at 10 A.M.) 
drinking  a  beer  and  chilling out at Bryan's. Bryan's is right next 
door  to the set for Speed II, which they started demolishing while we 
were  there.  This  fellow had done some of the welding for the movie. 
He  had  lived  all  over the world and was a great fellow to talk to. 
Monday  during  the day was spent at Orient Beach, as always, and then 
we  headed  to  the  Cloud  Room  (on  the hill over Orient Beach) for 
dinner,  just  as it was getting dark. It was pretty neat watching the 
lights  come  on  over  Orient,  then  watching the lights of the cars 
climb  the  hill  below us. We had a lovely dinner of Weiner Schnitzel 
for  me  and  spiced  sausage  for  Eric, 2 drinks, 1 cheesecake and 2 
coffees, for $42. It was well worth it.

We were also treated to their singer, who was kind of an Eric Clapton-
esque  type  of  fellow and even better, to a guest singer, whose name 
was  Mo  Mo, I think. He was just sitting at the bar having dinner and 
was  prevailed  upon  to  sing.  I heard that he is sometimes the cook 
there  but don't know. He had a wonderful deep voice. The meal and the 
singing  made  one  of  our best memories of the trip. After the Cloud 
Room,  we  headed  to Atlantis and I played roulette and lost and Eric 
played  Second Chance Caribbean Stud and used the option to buy a card 
only  once,  but  it  paid off, as he bought into a flush! This Second 
Chance  game  is  kind  of  interesting  but  many people seemed to be 
throwing  good  money  after bad, buying the extra card every time. It 
seemed  to  us  that it only made sense to buy the card if you already 
have  two pair, trips, or a 4 card flush or a 4 card straight. It also 
makes  sense  to always play the slot, with the possibility of picking 
up  something that paid on the slot. Not that Caribbean Stud isn't the 
ultimate in house games, but it is fun!! 

Tuesday  was  the  day  of  the  nude  cruise.  We  had coffee, OJ and 
pastries  on  our deck for breakfast. By this time, we had picked up a 
stray  cat  that slept most of the time in one of the wicker chairs on 
our  balcony.  He  wasn't successful in scarfing any food out of me on 
this day, although he was successful by the end of the week. 

The  nude  cruise  from Club Orient was $80 PP. We had gone on another 
nude  cruise the last time we had gone to SXM which was a lot cheaper, 
at  $50  PP.  The food was burgers at that time. Even though the price 
was  much  more  for this one, it was worth it. The cruise left around 
9:45  A.M. and returned around 4:30 P.M. There was an open bar all day 
and  the  crew  began serving drinks almost as soon as we left Orient. 
BTW,  they  have  pressure seasickness bands onboard, if one feels the 
need  for  them. The trip goes over to Tinatamar, sailing for around 1 
hour  to  get  there. Once on the beach, umbrellas, floats, snorkeling 
equipment  and  drinks  were  provided.  Lunch  was served on the boat 
around  1  P.M. and consisted of your choice of steak, chicken or mahi 
mahi  plus  baked  potato  or  corn on the cob, salad, cheesecake with 
raspberry  sauce,  champagne, white and red wine, after dinner liquors 
and  coffee.  It  was a wonderful meal. After the meal most of us were 
too  lazy to head on back over to the island but lounged around on the 
boat  for an hour or so until we headed back toward Club O. There were 
about  9  people  onboard  the  cruise  we  took,  which was about the 
maximum  number  they could take, along with Guillome and Phillipe and 
the  young  lady  whose name escapes me at the moment, who comes along 
on  the  cruises  these  days.  The  nude cruise is a good way to meet 
people,  so  it's good idea to take it early in the week, if possible. 
Unlike  the last nude cruise we took when it poured rain while we were 
on  Tintamar,  the weather this time was beautiful and we had a lovely 
time.  It  was  well  worth  the $80 per person. BTW, on the cruise we 
took, no one was staying at Club O. 

After  the  open  bar,  wine  and  sun all day, we stumbled back to La 
Plantation  and  crashed  for  a couple of hours before heading out to 
dinner  at  Sambucca.  One  pepperoni pizza and a pitcher of Cokes was 
$16,  including tip. The evening was spent at the Pelican for roulette 
(where  I  finally  won  at  roulette) and then to Atlantis for Second 
Chance Caribbean Stud. 

Wednesday  morning  we  went  to  LaPlantation for breakfast of cheese 
omelets  and  bacon,  as  well  as  the  fruit and croissant which are 
provided  free  to patrons of La Plantation. Breakfast was good, until 
the  rain  came  up  and  drove  us  further  under  the  roof  of the 
restaurant.  Wednesday  morning  was  on  and  off rainy and windy. We 
headed  down  to  Orient  and  enjoyed bouts of sunshine and endured a 
rather  cold  wind,  on  and off. Here on $P$, we had arranged to meet 
with  Terry  Minnick  and friend for lunch on Wednesday at Papagayo's. 
They  were  staying  at  Orient and had just come in Tuesday night. We 
had  three  drinks  apiece,  Eric  had the club sandwich and I had the 
(rather  fatty) spare ribs. The bill came to $42!! We talked for quite 
a  while  with Terry and Kathy, then headed out for some more sun (and 
wind!)  then  came  back  to  Papagayo's  for the free wine and cheese 
party.  I  don't  know  whether  it's  supposed  to be only for people 
staying  at  Club O or not, but Terry was staying there, so we figured 
we  came  as  his  guest, right? After the wine and cheese, we weren't 
particularly  hungry and weren't feeling up to driving those great SXM 
roads,  so  we  had  some leftover pizza for dinner and toddled off to 
bed. ....Or should I say, tottered??? G!! 

Thursday  morning  we again headed to Marigot for breakfast. This time 
we  chose  La  Vie  En Rose for breakfast. Breakfast was a continental 
buffet,  with meat and cheese, a selection of croissant, juice, coffee 
and  fruit  salad  for $19 including tip. I needed to do some shopping 
for  my  secretaries,  so  I  checked  out the stalls in the harbor in 
Marigot--along  with three busses of cruise ship passengers. I found a 
couple  of  lovely little prints for them and a larger one for me, and 
we had done our shopping for the week. 

I  had  brought my camera along on this trip to Marigot as I wanted to 
take  some  pictures  of  the Speed II set before it was demolished. I 
was  standing in front of the chain link fence readying myself to take 
a  picture  of  the fake Seabourn Legend, when the Rent-A-Cop that was 
there  on  the  site  told  me that I couldn't take a picture. Or, I'm 
pretty  sure  that's  what he was saying, as he was talking in French. 
Well,  I  don't  understand  French, so I walked down a little further 
and  took  my  pictures anyway. G!! I have no idea why this guy didn't 
want  me  to take the picture, but I succeeded anyway, for anyone that 
wants  to  see the pictures. It was pretty cool looking at it, as it's 
amazing  the  number  of  buildings  that they built for the set. They 
were in the process of tearing them all down when we left. 

We  spent  the  day  at  Orient,  meeting Terry and Kathy for lunch at 
Pedro's.  We  had  an  assortment  of burgers and fries and ribs and a 
drink  apiece  and  the total for the four of us was $32, plus tip, as 
compared  to  the  meal  the day before at Papagayo's. At Pedro's, BBQ 
chicken,  fries  and  salads were around $7, beers $2 and mixed drinks 
$3.  A  burger  and  fries,  chicken  sandwich  and  fries,  etc.,  at 
Papagayo's are around $9 

We  went  to  Sebastiano's in Grand Case for dinner. We arrived early, 
maybe  around  6:30.  The  place was empty except for one other couple 
who  had  walked  in  right  in  front  of  us.  They  asked if we had 
reservations  and we kind of laughed, considering the place was empty. 
We  said  no, so they seated us on the upper tier of tables, away from 
the  windows.  It  wasn't  quite as nice as being next to the windows, 
but  it's a nice restaurant with lovely background music and, after an 
initial  slow  start, we had wonderful service. Eric had black ravioli 
stuffed with lobster and I had fettucine with ham and mushrooms. 

We  shared  one  tiramisu  and had 2 coffees, plus a bottle of wine at 
$25  for  the  bottle.  We  asked for water and were charged for that, 
which  I  was  kind of miffed at, but I will get over it. There was an 
entertainer  of  sorts  who  made the rounds of the tables, doing card 
and  coin  tricks, which added to a lovely evening. We had a wonderful 
evening  but  thought  that  the  meal was a little overpriced, at $91 
total.  Thursday  night  we  rounded out the night with an exciting 15 
minutes  of  winning  at  craps,  which did a great deal to defray the 
losses for the week! 

Friday  we  had  breakfast  in our room and lunch at one of the shacks 
right  beside  Kontiki.  A  great burger and a large load of fries for 
around  $5  PP.  We  put  on  clothes for the trip down the beach, but 
noted several people nude on the beach just in front of the Kontiki. 

Dinner  Friday evening was the best meal of the week. We went to Grand 
Case  and  kind  of  walked around and decided on La Auberge Gourmand. 
Again,  we were somewhat early and were able to get basically the last 
table  in  the  place without a reservation, as the place filled right 
up  within maybe 15 minutes of when we arrived. Eric had scallops with 
broccoli  in  a white sauce and I had the steak in a pepper sauce. The 
food  was  sizzling  hot and wonderful. We shared a creme brulee and 2 
coffees.  The bill, including a half bottle of wine, and tip, was $72. 
It was wonderful. 

Saturday  we ate breakfast at the buffet at the hotel, checked out and 
put  the  bags in the car and got down to Orient by around 9:30 to get 
in  at  least a morning of sunshine, as our flight wasn't due to leave 
until  4:20  P.M.  We  said good-bye to four friends we had met on the 
nude  cruise,  and  gave  them  the  rest  of  our  cokes which hadn't 
finished  and made light-hearted plans to meet again next February, as 
they  have  a  time share at Cupecoy. After a last meal at Pedro's and 
saying  good-bye  to  Terry  Minnick,  we  set off for the airport. We 
arrived  around  3  P.M.  for  the 4:20 flight, with about 2 people in 
line  in  front  of  me  at the US Air counter. I asked about the bump 
list  for  seats and the grumpy lady at the counter said that the list 
to  take  a voluntary bump was already full and assigned us seats--not 
together--for  the  flight  home. I was already checked in and in line 
to  pay  the  departure  tax  before  Eric arrived back at the airport 
after turning in the car. 

Here  on  $P$  many  of you may remember "Jamaica Jim", who frequented 
particularly  the  Hedonism  BB in years past. JJ has departed $P$ for 
Compuserve,  but  we  have kept in touch with him on and off since his 
departure,  although  never  met  "in  the  flesh". We thought that we 
would  have such a chance on this trip, as he was due to arrive in SXM 
about  one hour before we were supposed to leave on February 8. We saw 
his  plane  land  and rushed over to the window to see if we could see 
him  standing  in  line  for immigration and in fact saw him and waved 
madly.  It  went  downhill from there, though, as we hung around until 
time  for  our  flight  to depart and we never saw him come out of the 
mass  of  people. I even waited till the security guard was distracted 
and  went  back  into the baggage area but he missed us somehow. I was 
very disappointed. 

Our  flight  was  scheduled  to leave around a half hour late, then we 
sat  on the plane for another half hour or so, as there came up a huge 
rainstorm.  Our  pilots  said  they couldn't take off until they could 
see the tops of some of the mountains by the airport. (!?!?!). 

As  a  result  of the delays we got free drinks and free headphones on 
the  way  home  and we arrived in BWI uneventfully, other than the SIX 
INCHES  of  snow  on the car, that is! We thought very seriously about 
that  American  Express  commercial--you  know,  the one where the guy 
goes  up  to  the  counter  and  just  says,  put me on the next plane 
leaving to somewhere warm!! 

All  in  all,  a  trip too short, like all trips to SXM, but otherwise 
near  perfect, after we finally got there. We spent the days on Orient 
and the nights in the casino. What could be better?? 

La Plantation Hotel 

This  is  our  report  from  our  stay at La Plantation from 2/1/97 to 
2/8/97.  This  report deals exclusively with the hotel and is intended 
for  those who might be considering La Plantation for a stay. Our trip 
report is under a separate subject as a trip report. 

This  was  the  third time we had stayed in SXM for a week, after many 
times  of  visiting  SXM  on cruise ships. As always, we stayed on the 
French  side  close  to Orient Beach. Previous stays were at Green Cay 
Village  and  L'Hoste.  La Plantation is a little cheaper than L'Hoste 
and  a  LOT  cheaper  than  Green  Cay--if you're renting Green Cay by 
yourself,  that  is.  We  booked  through  Jim  Ruos  (here on $P$) at 
Caribbean  Islands  Travel Service, as always. If you want to book any 
of the Orient Beach hotels, Jim's your man. 

Plantation  is located on the hills above Orient Beach, roughly in the 
area  of  Green  Cay  Village,  if  you  know where that is. It is not 
directly  on  the  beach,  but  you  can walk down directly to Coki or 
Bikini  Beach,  if  you  have  a mind. It's not a bad walk, maybe 5-10 
minutes,  depending  on which unit you are staying in. If you normally 
head  to  the  beach at Club Orient and are kind of lazy, like me, you 
will  drive  to  Club  O.  We  timed  the drive--taking our time--at 6 
minutes  one day. There is a pool and restaurant and small boutique at 
the  reception  area.  We  were  never  at the pool during the day, so 
don't  know how much traffic there was there. The reception desk could 
arrange  various  tours  and  water  sports for you, but we never took 
advantage  of their services. We did note that the car rentals through 
the  hotel  were significantly more per week than what we paid through 
Jim Ruos. 

The  restaurant  served  breakfast, lunch and dinner. We ate breakfast 
there  a couple of mornings but no other meals. Included with the cost 
of  your  hotel  room  at LaPlantation is their continental breakfast. 
The  restaurant is pretty and the coffee and croissant are good and it 
is free, so one can't be too picky, but it wasn't the greatest. 

Croissant  and  baguettes  were  provided,  along with apples, usually 
bananas,  (usually  SPOILED!)  pineapple,  corn  flakes and coffee and 
tea.  You could get a hot breakfast there, for around $7-$8 PP. We had 
omelets  one  morning,  which  were  pretty  good.  The restaurant was 
usually pretty busy for breakfast. 

There  are  17 units at Plantation, most of which consist of 2 studios 
and  one  suite  within  each building. We paid $178 per night for the 
suite  (with  two  people),  vs.$210 per night for the top floor rooms 
for  the  same  time  frame  for  L'Hoste.  When  we  had  called  for 
reservations  in  August,  #304 was already gone at L'Hoste and we had 
been  wanting  to try Plantation anyway, and were glad that we did. At 
Plantation,  the  studio was $149 per night, vs.$178 per night for the 
suite.  We  felt  that  the extra few bucks were well worth it. If Jim 
Ruos'  figures  are  to be believed, cause I didn't measure it myself, 
with  the  suite  you get approximately 750 square feet vs. 377 square 
feet for the studio. 

We  had specified when we booked that we wanted the room with the best 
available  view  and  were  assigned room number 630. We certainly had 
nothing  to  complain  of with regard to the view, as we were situated 
in  the  first  row  of  buildings at Plantation, with no buildings in 
front  of  us,  basically all the way to the water. We looked straight 
out  at  Tintamar  and off to our right in front of us was L'Hoste and 
off  to  the  left in front of us was Esmerelda. Our suite, as well as 
all  the  others,  was  surrounded  by beautiful flowering plants. The 
gardeners  were  always busy around the hotel, grooming the plants and 
planting  more  flowers.  Our  unit,  as  did  the others, had parking 
spaces for three cars. 

We  did  not  specify that we wanted the best available facilities for 
nudity  on our porch and there was a road which had a really good view 
onto  our  porch.  Because  of the railing, though, Eric could be nude 
and  it  would  have  been  hard for anyone to see even from the road. 
There  were  a  couple  of  units  right on the hill above us--namely, 
numbers  860 and 870--which it looked as though no one could see in to 
their  porch. However, this was because the flowers and plants had all 
grown  up  around  the  porch and it's possible that you could not see 
OUT  very  well  either  from  there. If you want a studio unit with a 
really  good  view, request number 832, which was right next to us and 
had  a  wrap- around porch which looked out right over L'Hoste and had 
a beautiful view. 

OK,  let's  describe  the  suite in detail, starting at the patio. Our 
patio  faced  Orient  Bay, as I said, and was approximately 10-12 feet 
deep  and  30-35  feet  long.  We  had  a wicker dining table and four 
wicker  chairs (2 with pads). We could have wished for a chaise lounge 
or  two,  but there were none. Facing the ocean, there were two single 
and  two  center full glass doors. We kept the two single doors locked 
all the time. 

As  you  faced  the  ocean,  off  to the left was the L-shaped kitchen 
area,  which  consisted  of an apartment-sized refrigerator and stove, 
with  coffee  maker and toaster, with a tile-topped counter with 4 bar 
stools.  Standard silverware was provided, including a corkscrew and a 
can  opener  (which  sort  of  worked!), paring knife, and 8 plates, 4 
cereal  bowls,  a  wine  carafe  and coffee cups. Glasses were kind of 
light,  with  6  miscellaneous  assorted  water  glasses  and  4 juice 
glasses.  There  was  one  small  and one large sauce pan, 2 small fry 
pans,  a  medium  stew  pot with lid and a small casserole dish. There 
was  NO ice bucket, so we kept the ice cube tray filled and dumped the 
ice  into the plastic collander, which we kept in the freezer, so that 
we  would  have  ice for our trips to the beach. There was dishwashing 
liquid  and  a  dishtowel  provided,  but  no  food or supplies of any 
nature--salt  and  pepper,  etc. If you want to do any cooking here at 
all,  you  might  bring or buy either paper towels or napkins and some 
paper  plates,  as well as powdered cream and sugar and coffee filters 
for  those  coffee hounds like us. The coffee machine technically took 
the  cone  type  filters but our Mr. Coffee-type filters fit fine into 
the basket. The coffee maker made around 3 good sized cups. 

The  spacious  main  living area consisted of about 25 feet wide by 20 
feet  deep. The furniture was rattan but very comfortable. There was a 
small  round dining table with 3 chairs, 2 sofas (one a sleeper sofa), 
a  coffee  table  and  two other side chairs and a TV. The TV featured 
cable,  with  HBO, CNN, and a couple of other channels. Two of us kind 
of  almost  rattled  around  in  the space and it would have been more 
than  adequate  for  a  couple and two children to share. The bathroom 
had  a  double  sink with about 5 feet of mirrors. There was a typical 
French  shower  stall, no door. There was some storage under the sink, 
plus  a  large  key-type  safe.  There  were  two hanging knobs in the 
bathroom  and a 110 shaver outlet ONLY. All other outlets were 220 and 
there  was NO hairdryer. Toilet paper and bath soap were provided, but 
NO  shampoo  or  lotion. The bedroom could be closed off from the main 
part  of  the  unit  and  held a king-sized bed with 2 night stands, 1 
small  dresser  with  2  drawers  over 3, plus a closet with 3 feet of 
hanging  space  and  4  shelves  beside  it.  There was much more than 
adequate storage space for a week at Orient Beach! 

The  entire  unit  was  air-conditioned,  and  the  a/c  worked  well, 
although  it was supposedly automatically turned off from 10 A.M. to 4 
P.M.  and  sometimes  you  had  to manually turn it back on. There was 
also  a  ceiling  fan,  if you preferred, but it was at the top of the 
cathedral  ceiling and provided little air to the actual living space. 


Kind  of  an oddity that we noted was that all the doors locked with a 
key--even  when  you  were  inside.  You  had  to  use  the key to let 
yourself  OUT. The front door also did not automatically lock when you 
left  and  it  took  a little getting used to. There were signs on the 
doors  for  the  patio  which stated that for security reasons, people 
were  always  supposed  to lock their doors at night, as well as close 
the  shutters.  We  did  always  lock  the  doors,  although  we never 
bothered with the shutters. 

Maid  service  was  OK,  as we always had clean towels and the bed was 
always  made  and  she did the dishes which we left in the sink. If it 
wasn't  actually  IN  the  sink,  it didn't get washed though, and the 
crumbs  which I deliberately left on the counter in the kitchen stayed 
there  for  the  course  of the week until I couldn't stand it anymore 
and cleaned them up myself. 

Early  in  the  week  we  picked up a stray cat that spent most of his 
time  sleeping  in  one  of the chairs on our patio. By the end of the 
week,  he  was always waiting for me by the door when I walked out and 
he scarfed up his share of hand-outs over the course of the week. 

One  thing  that  we  did  notice  was  that the place seemed a little 
quiet.  If  we  go  back  there  again,  we would probably bring along 
either  a  radio  or  tape  player so that we could have some music to 
listen  to.  The  stereo  unit  at Green Cay made our enjoyment of the 
place so much greater. 

Beach  towels  were provided at the front desk and I would assume that 
you  could  get fresh ones each day. We didn't bother but just let our 
towels  dry each day and re-used them. We had also brought a couple of 
towels from home, which I would do again. 

Would  I  return  to  La  Plantation  again? Absolutely! Was it a good 
value?  Absolutely.  As I said at the beginning, during the winter, it 
is  technically  a little cheaper for the suite at Plantation than the 
top  floor  rooms  at L'Hoste. Rates during the summer at L'Hoste were 
$150  per night for the 3rd floor rooms, times 6 nights. Rates for May 
to  September  1  at  Plantation  for  the  suite were $118 per night. 
L'Hoste  is  right  ON  the  beach, which has lots of advantages. With 
Plantation,  you  can  get  a  larger  space, with almost full kitchen 
facilities,  a  great  view and a separate bedroom for less money. You 
can't go wrong with either one. 

ST. THOMAS BY GENE CARTIER

  Well  just  got  back from a week in St. Thomas USVI. Thought that I 
would  post  this  to the net so that everyone would have the benefits 
of my views and opinions.

This  was  not  our  first  time in St. Thomas. Last year we were on a 
cruise  and  won 10 years worth of a time share at Megan's Bay Resort. 
We  got to check out the property and selected the 4th week of January 
as   our  week.  We  had  not  timeshared  before  and  were  somewhat 
concerned.  We travel more than most and prefer small B&B or Pensions. 
We tend to stay somewhere for a couple of days and then move on.

The  following  narrative  is in the form of a Trip Diary and has some 
general  notes on attractions and things to see and do. Where possible 
I  included  phone numbers and used the "This week in St. Thomas" road 
map  references.  All  opinions  are  just that, I'm not an authority. 
Where  I've  posted notes on places to eat they are brief. I'll post a 
more complete set of restaurant reviews later.

Saturday--Arrival 

We  departed  from Washington Dulles at 7:30AM on American and arrived 
in  St.  Thomas  at 2:50PM after a two hour layover in San Juan. There 
is  a  moderately  new  terminal  in  St.  Thomas  and even though the 
baggage  area  reminds you of a Caribbean Bazaar things went smoothly. 
I  had  reserved a rental car from AVIS (1-800-331-1200). There was no 
trouble  getting  the  car.  The car rental desks have counters in the 
baggage pick up area.

  ****Note--You  pick  up  the  car  on  the upper lot across the main 
parking  lot.  If  you  have lots of bags it might be smart to get the 
car  and drive down and pick up the bags. Be sure to check the car for 
damage.  Almost  all  the AVIS, Hertz and Budget cars have some dings. 
If they look major then you should have them noted by the agent.****

In  St.  Thomas  every one drives on the left even though all the cars 
are  US  and  the steering wheel is on the left. I've driven in the UK 
and  Japan,  but  it  seems  easier  in  St. Thomas. It takes about 15 
minutes  to  get used to it. The max. speed limit is 35, but given the 
winding roads its hard to go faster than 20-25 most times.

We  picked  up a "St. Thomas This Week" guide at the airport. It has a 
pretty  good  map  that  can  be  used  for  basic  navigation  and is 
critical.  It  has  some local history, major event schedules and most 
important  the  list  of  what  and  how  many cruise ships will be in 
Charlotte  Amalie ( CA is the main shopping area) each day. The reason 
the  latter  is  critical is because you want to avoid being down town 
on those days because with 7 ships and 6000+ shoppers it is a zoo.

We  checked  into  our  condo  at Magens Bay resort and found that the 
cable  TV  was not working and that the vertical blinds were stubborn. 
We  told the folks at the front desk and were told "No Problem". There 
was  nothing  they  could  do  about  the  cable  since they are still 
rebuilding  the  cable  plant  from  scratch. The blinds never did get 
fixed, but it wasn't a big deal.

The  Magens Point Resort (Magens Bay Road right at the intersection of 
Rts  35  &  42,  809-777-6000) is mostly time share with some "sold by 
the  week  spaces".  It is well maintained. While not on the beach all 
the  rooms  have  good  beach  views  and  there  is  a  good  bar and 
restaurant  (The  Brass Parrot) which specializes in Tex Mex. There is 
a  pool,  tennis courts and a beach shuttle. If your going to stay for 
a  week,  I  recommend  a  car. It may be cheaper to taxi since resort 
picks up 1/2 the fare, but a car gives you lots of flexibility.

We  hit  the bar for happy hour and met some of the folks that work at 
the  resort  and  lots  of the "Time Share Sales Crew". The time share 
business  attracts  some interesting types. Some of the folks included 
a  retired  school teacher, a former major league baseball scout and a 
former  Las Vegas stand up comic. Right away I got the impression that 
most  of  the folks who were not born there are refugees who came on a 
visit, fell in love with the lifestyle and decided to stay.

That  night  we  headed  for  Charlotte Amalie (CA) for dinner. We had 
read  reviews  on  the Internet for a place called "Craig and Sally's" 
(Frenchtown,  809-777--9949)  and  wanted  to  try  it. We didn't have 
reservations,  but  got  to  eat  at  the bar. The food was great (See 
Dining  Review notes in another post). Met some more refugees. One was 
a  self  confessed  "boat bum" David who was from LA, but had given up 
the  rat race to sail for a living. He had been at it for 12 years and 
was  on  his way to pick up a 27 foot ketch at St. Martaeen to sail to 
Bermuda  and  then to Italy. He said it was sort of a lonely life, but 
it  was  fun.  He made the point of telling us that if you live in the 
USVI  there  is  a  "paradise  tax".  What  he meant was that the main 
answer  to everything is "no problem mon", but things take a long time 
to  get  completed.  The  pace  is  much  slower.  He said that a good 
example  was  that  it  took  20  minutes  to  get  an Egg McMuffin at 
McDonalds.  Christa  the bartender was also a boat bum who was working 
till  she  found  a  good  boat  to  crew  on. She was originally from 
Mississippi,  cam  down  on a trip and never went back. She was trying 
to talk her way onto Dave's crew, but he didn't have any slots.

We  also  met Susan and Fritz. They were formally from Baltimore. They 
had  come  down  on  vacation  and  liked it and then moved down here. 
Susan  has  a Boutique in CA and Fritz is a pilot at Ace Flight Center 
(St.  Thomas  Airport,  809-776-4141).  Fritz  was  a  former  Federal 
Express  pilot for 15 years and got really fed up with flying back and 
forth  between  Baltimore  and  Memphis at night week in and week out. 
I'm  in  the  process  of  renewing  my private pilot rating after 15+ 
years  of  inactivity and so we started to talk flying and got invited 
to  go  flying with him on Friday. We noticed that the mix of folks in 
Craig and Sally's was about 50% locals and 50% visitors.

Sunday

On  Sunday we slept in a little and caught the end of orientation that 
the  resort  puts  on.  One of the things they tout is the activities. 
You  can  go  sailing, snorkeling, tour the British Virgin Islands and 
lots  of  other organized things. We like to mix and match. My wife is 
not  the  outdoor  type,  but loves to sightsee, shop and eat out. I'm 
more  of  an  outdoor  guy  who  runs 20-25 miles a week and likes the 
beach,  sailing,  snorkeling.  I'm  not  a  shopper,  but I do like to 
sightsee  and  knosh.  I  signed  up  to go on a sea kayak tour of the 
Mangrove  Preserve  and I signed both of us up to go on the Tiki which 
is a "drinking, partying tour of St. Thomas". Hell, it works for me!

At  the  orientation we found that there was a "Stepping Party" at the 
Sapphire  Beach Resort (Red Hook Road, Rt 38 , 809-775-6100) from 2-5. 
Since St. Thomas is laid back on Sunday we planned to go.

We  did  a  little  sight  seeing. There is lots to see. St. Thomas is 
very  hilly  and  the  roads  are  narrow. However, the reward is some 
really  breath taking vistas of the islands, beaches, and the harbours 
filled  with  ships,  sailboats  and other craft. Even though it tends 
not  to  rain a lot, everything is green and nature has recovered well 
from  the  hurricane damage from Hugo (93) and Marylin (95). There are 
still  more  than a few places that are still recovering from Marylin, 
but overall everything is open and working well.

Went  shopping over at Tutu Mall area. (Intersection of Rt 38 and 384) 
Got  some rum punch mixin's and rum. Rum is cheaper than milk. A litre 
bottle  of rum is $2.85, milk is more than $4.50 per half gallon. Also 
got  some  breakfast  stuff  since  we  don't really go on vacation to 
cook.

Went  to  the "Stepping Party" at Sapphire Beach. The band there was a 
local  one  called  "Deep  Unda Kuva". The party started off slow, but 
then  about 3:00pm the places started to be flooded by locals. By 3:30 
the  place  was  jumping. The band played mostly SOCA music. SOCA is a 
mix  of  reggae,  calypso  and  latin  music. I guess that if I had to 
describe  it would be like "Miami Sound Machine with steel drums and a 
calypso  flavor.  It  really  makes  you  want to dance and party. The 
local  version of "stepping" is very erotic and makes the lambada look 
like  a  square  dance.  But  it's  fun and the crowd made it more so. 
Seems  that  Sapphire  Beach  is "the" place to be on Sunday afternoon 
and  lots  of folks come. Everyone has a grand time and you can't beat 
the price it's free.

After  the  stepping we returned to hit "Happy Hour" and met some more 
folks.  Seems  that  there are lots of doctors that have the same week 
that  we  have. Three were from the Philadelphia area, one from Boston 
and one from Nebraska. 

Had  dinner  at  the  Cafe Sito (CA right on the waterfront Rt 30 near 
Dronningens  Gade,  809-774-9574). Mostly Spanish food. Service a mite 
slow, but hell this is the USVI "no problem mon".

Monday

It's  shopping  day  today. Mondays and Saturdays are perhaps the best 
if  your staying on the island. This is because it is the day with the 
least  cruise ships. The St. Thomas This Week guide has when each ship 
is  due in. The main shopping area is CA. My favorite store is Pussers 
(CA,  809-777-9281).  Of  course I can't afford anything in there, but 
they  have  neat  stuff.  They have a sailing jacket that has about 20 
pockets,  10  hooks  and  clamps and even can inflate itself as a life 
vest.  It  is the ultimate gadget. No possible real life use, but what 
a  toy!!!  My  wife  did find something. She found a neat sun hat that 
she  got  lots  of  complements  on.  It  was  pricy, like most of the 
Pussers  stuff,  but  what  the  hell.  We are on vacation-"no problem 
mon."

Flo  spent  the  rest  of  the  morning  looking at jewelry. She loves 
jewelry  and  she  was shopping for her Christmas present. In downtown 
CA  there  are  over  50 jewelry stores on main street. Almost all are 
reliable  and prices for emeralds, tanzinite and rubies are about 20%-
30%  less  than the mainland stores and there is no sales tax. I'm not 
a  die  hard  shopper,  but it's a good way to people watch. She shops 
and I find a seat and watch how the USA is spending the excess GNP.

Had  lunch  at  Glady's Cafe (CA, 809-774-6604). It was supposed to be 
highly  rated local fare, but I was underwhelmed. Maybe we hit it on a 
bad day.

After  lunch we went music shopping up on back streets out of the main 
shopping  area.  Met  lots  of  nice  folks in the music shops and got 
introduced  to  the  SOCA  sound.  Found out that SOCA was invented in 
Trinidad  and  that  it  has  a large local following. Got a Deep Unda 
Kuva  Tape  and also a couple of other tapes to play in the car. Found 
out  that Deep Unda Kuva plays on Saturday night at Sapphire Beach and 
on Friday night at the Hard Rock Cafe in CA.

In  our  travels  we  stumbled  onto a sushi place. It is called Benny 
Iguana  and  we  stopped to try some. It was pretty good and we made a 
note  to return. Also went sight seeing downtown. Visited Ft.Christian 
which  is  the  old  Danish  fort. It is made from red brick and looks 
like  it would never withstand a cannon shot. But I guess it never had 
too.

Drove  up  to Lookout Point to have a beer. It is served by a tramway, 
but  you  can  also  drive  up. What a great view! It overlooks the CA 
harbour  and  all the cruise ships, yacht basin and the seaplane base. 
Although  we didn't do it lots of folks recommend going up to there to 
watch the sunset. I'll bet it is stupendous.

Went  back to catch and afternoon nap and hit the pool. I went running 
and  then  relaxed  by  the  pool.  The folks at the resort are mostly 
returnees.  They  have  the option to trade their timeshare weeks, but 
like  the  resort and the people that come there. They come back every 
year.  One  of  the doctors stated that it is sort of like a club. You 
don't  see  folks  for  a year and look forward to meeting them during 
the  weeks vacation. Most people do their own thing during the day and 
then  meet  by  the  pool at 4:00 have a few drinks, watch the sun set 
and  decide where they will go for dinner. Not a lot of pressure. Also 
realized  that  you should not plan on bringing any dressy clothing to 
St.  Thomas.  Everywhere we went was casual. You can't wear swim suits 
but  topsiders,  deck shorts and a polo shirt will get you in over 95% 
of the places.

They  had  "Caribbean  Night"  at  the resort so we stayed. They had a 
steel  drummer  who played local music and featured Caribbean food. It 
was  okay,  but  not  great.  Had  lots  of fun talking with the other 
guests and they had a raffle and Flo won a tee-shirt.

Tuesday

Went  on  an  Eco-Tour  of  the Mangrove Reserve today. (Virgin Island 
Ecotours--Rt  32  near  Nadir,  809-779-2155) It was very interesting. 
You  show  up  at  the tour site at 9:00am and get a small orientation 
and  team  up  with  someone  else  and get a sea kayak. the tours are 
small  (15-20  people)  and very interesting. I didn't know that there 
were  3 kinds of mangrove trees (white, red & black) and that mangrove 
areas  are  ideal  habitat  for fish and crabs. Saw quite a few things 
that  I'd not been familiar with including an "upside down jellyfish". 
You  paddle  a  couple  of miles to a lagoon where you beach the kayak 
and  go snorkeling. There was a large school of mackerel (over 10,000) 
in  the  lagoon  and  you  get to swim among them. I also got to see a 
small  Manta  Ray  and  a  couple of Amberjack. The others on the tour 
were  mostly from cruise ships and my partner was a female lawyer from 
Washington.  Most  of  the  folks  were pretty knowledgeable and asked 
some  pretty  interesting  questions. As with lots of folks the people 
who  led  the  tour  were  refugees  from the north. One of the female 
guides  had come down to work on fixing boats after hurricane Hugo and 
had  stayed.  Jim  the  young  male guide had finished school and then 
decided  to go to the USVI. They have only started this operation this 
year  and are having lots of success. It sure beats riding around in a 
powerboat.  At  the  conclusion of the tour I returned to the condo to 
do  some  serious relaxing. After lunch I went down to Magen's Bay and 
just  blended.  It  was  nice  to  lay in the sun, watch people and do 
nothing.  One  benefit  was  that I picked a quiet spot on the eastern 
side  of the beach and later noticed that it seemed to attract all the 
topless sunbathers. Works for me!

That  night  we ventured to eat at Eunice's Terrace. (6076 East Smith, 
Rt  38,  609-775-3975) This is where President Clinton had supper when 
he  was  in St. Thomas in early January. The place is just off the Red 
Hook  Road  in  a sort of non-descriptor section, but the food is okay 
and  the  atmosphere  is  fine.  Food was better than average, but not 
great.

Wednesday

Got  up  and  ran  today. Had to work off some of the serious calories 
that  I've been ingesting. St. Thomas is not the easiest place to run. 
The  weather  is great, but there are lots of hills. However, no pain, 
no  gain.  Did some more exploring today. Hit some back roads and took 
pictures  and  looked  at  some  houses.  Can still see that folks are 
still  recovering  from  the 1995 hurricane. This afternoon we went to 
do  the  "TIKKI BOAT". This is really just a pontoon barge with a band 
and  a bar. It is touristy, tacky, has no class and is lots of fun. It 
is  a combination, harbour tour, beach party and floating hoedown. The 
tour  leaves  from  the CA West India dock and goes across the harbour 
to  Brewers Bay Beach and then returns. What makes it fun is the great 
steel  drum  band,  the crew and a bottomless barrel of rum punch. The 
crew  helps  by  roaming the deck and "sweetening" your punch with 151 
proof  rum that adds to the already potent mix. It seems silly, but it 
is  an  excuse  for a party and everyone has a good time. The music is 
good,  everyone  is  in  good spirits and it even has some educational 
value  since  the boat has some glass viewing ports in the bottom that 
let  you  look  at  the coral reefs as you drink and dance your way to 
the  beach  and  back. The crew guarantees that they will get you back 
to  the  ship  no  matter  what you condition as long as you have some 
indication of what your name is and what ship you are on.

Even  though  we  didn't  need  it  we went back to the condo and made 
Happy  Hour  by  the  pool.  I  was  the semi host in that I created a 
special  rum punch recipe that everyone loved. It is 3 parts of "Berry 
Juice"  (Available  in  any  market)  4 parts Sunny Delight Orange and 
Mango  Juice,  a  couple  of limes and 3 or more parts of 151 rum. Its 
tasty  and potent. Given the price of rum on St. Thomas ($2.75 a litre 
at the supermarket) its also cheap.

At  night  we went down to Red Hook for dinner at the Blue Marlin (Red 
Hook,  Rt  38,).  It overlooks the American Yacht Harbour and the food 
was  very good. They make a point of not serving it if it isn't caught 
that  day.  It  is  nice  to  sit  over the water, sip your coffee and 
forget that it is cold and snowing up in the states.

Thursday

Today  is St. John day. I went for my morning run and then we drove up 
to  Red  Hook  to  catch the ferry to St. John. There is a ferry every 
hour  and  the  fare is $5.00 each way. ***Hint--if the parking lot is 
full  you  can park up th road or park for the same price ($5 all day) 
in the lot by the American Yacht Harbor in Red Hook.****

You  can  get a round trip ticket if you wish, but it doesn't save any 
money.  The  trip over takes about 20 minutes and was scenic. We saw a 
couple  of  dolphins and a sea turtle. St. John is much different from 
St.  Thomas.  It  is  smaller  and  more  compact and if anything more 
hilly.  We  rented a small 4WD and did some exploring. There are a few 
paved  roads  and  some  good  gravel ones. After seeing the roads I'm 
glad  that  we  got  a 4WD. St. John is mostly a National Park and the 
local  property  owners  are  mostly  well  off  northern refugees who 
either  live there full time or rent out to visitors. The major resort 
is  the Rockerfeler established Caneel Bay Resort which is world class 
and  low  key.  The  main  town  is Cruz Bay and it has a selection of 
stores  that  cater  to tourists. We had lunch at the Fish Trap, (Cruz 
Bay-St.  John  609--693-9994.) It seemed that it was a locals spot and 
the  food was pretty good. Our waitress was a boat bum who was waiting 
for  her  boyfriend  to  arrive  back from Barbados so they could ship 
together  on  a  Charter  they had lined up in two weeks. Like lots of 
folks  in the USVI she was from the East Coast, liked to sail and come 
here  for  a  visit and never went home. She says she makes hardly any 
money,  but  what  the hell, its a great life!! Ummm--I'm envious. Did 
some  more  exploring,  but  forgot  to  bring  our bating suits so we 
didn't  do  any  of the beaches. The scenery is very rustic since most 
of  the  island is park land. Everything is turning back to nature and 
it  looks like the park service must make quite and effort to keep the 
roads  open.  Overall  I got the impression that St. John is more well 
off  than  St.  Thomas and a lot lower key. The locals are for limited 
development and want to control growth to the max.

Got  back  to St. Thomas and the condo in time for happy hour. Since I 
was  not  sure  that  I was going to be back in time for Happy Hour on 
Friday,  I  made a double batch of punch to use up the rum. I was well 
received.  I  was  it's greatest fan. It was so great that I was in no 
condition  to  drive so we eat at Magens instead of going out. I don't 
remember what was for supper, but I remember having a good time.

Friday

Got  up  late  (wonder why??) and ran to get the cobwebs out. Today is 
the  day  I  get  to  fly.  Flo  went into town to do some last minute 
shopping  while  I went to the beach to lay around. In the afternoon I 
joined  her  and  after  a  nice  lunch  at  the  Hook Line and Sinker 
(Frenchtown,  809-776-9709)  we headed to the Airport. We had a little 
trouble  finding Ace Flight Center since it is on the opposite side of 
the  airfield  from  the main terminal, but we found it and also found 
Fritz.  He  was  the  refugee FEDEX pilot from Maryland that we met on 
our  first night here. We checked out a Cessna 172 did a preflight and 
took  off. What a surprise! When you take off you realize that all the 
islands  are  very  close  together. You can see Puerto Rico once your 
500  feet  above  the  ground.  St. John is a 5 minute trip and across 
from  St.  John  is  Tortola and Virgin Gorda. It's really amazing how 
close  everything  is.  I  spent lots of time flying over St. John and 
seeing  it  from  the air. Then we flew over to Norman Island which is 
the  supposed  scene of Treasure Island. We also hit some of the other 
islands  such  as Jost Van Dike. It is a yacht destination where folks 
sail  in  anchor  he  yacht and party. I think that I heard that there 
are  300  folks  on  the  island  and  almost 70 bars and restaurants. 
Looked  from  the air like they were having a grand time because there 
were  at  least  50  sailing craft moored in the harbour. We flew over 
several  privately  owned  islands  where the only house was a mansion 
with  a  big  pool and quarters for the servants . Flying for a couple 
of  hours  we returned to St. Thomas and dropped off he airplane. Even 
if  your not a pilot it is a fun way to see the islands and provides a 
great  way  to appreciate the beauty. Ace does air tours and is pretty 
flexible  about  schedules. Got back in time for happy hour and a last 
visit  with  the  folks  we had met. Some couples were staying another 
week  others  were  going  home  on Saturday. I guess we will see them 
again  next  year. Ate again at Craig and Sally's on Friday night. The 
food  was  really  great.  It  is innovative and the menu is different 
every day. Highly recommended. What a great way to end the trip.

Saturday  Slept  in  a little and had to check out by mid morning. for 
the  first time the sky clouded up and it started to rain. I'm glad it 
was  the last day. We checked out and then went into CA to hang around 
and  see  I  we  could  find  any  bargains.  One  hint. Pussers has a 
discount  store  over  across the street from the Havensite Mall which 
is  where  all  the cruise ships dock. They were the only place in St. 
Thomas  that  had  some  real  bargains. If you're in St. Thomas it is 
"always"  worth  a  stop  since  most  of the items are marked down at 
least  30%. We had lunch at a local restaurant in CA called "CUZZIN'S" 
(7  Back  Street  809-777-4711). The food is Caribbean, the service is 
good  and  the prices are very reasonable. It is on Back Street and is 
a  favorite  of  locals and cruise ship crews. I think it has the best 
Caribbean  food  in  St. Thomas. The rain got worse after lunch and we 
headed  to  the  airport  to  drop off he car. It was no hassle. As we 
checked  the  car  in the sun came out. We checked in and flew back to 
Washington  Dulles  airport  via Miami. All in all we had a great time 
and we are looking forward to going again.

Helpful hints.

1. If your in a hurry don't be. No one else is.
2. I'm glad I had a car because it gives you lots of flexibility.
Driving on the wrong side of the road is easy to get used to.
3.  Buy  your  rum  at a supermarket it's slightly cheaper and you can 
also pick up other local stuff.
4. Everyone takes major credit cards except the taxis.
5. If you take a taxi ask the fare first. All the drivers are honest,
but some destinations cost significant $$$.
6. There are lots of ATM's so you can get cash.
7.  If  you  have  time  spend  at  least  one  day  on St. John. it's 
different and its fun.
8. Don't be afraid to do something touristy. Hell your on vacation.
9. You can call home/office from any phone. Note it may be easier to
use  the  800  calling  card  number because some phones don't support 
long dialing strings.
10. Don't be afraid to hit some of the local roadside bars and
restaurants out in the country. The people are nice and the price is
right.
11. Relax and enjoy. You have to back at work next week.

Turks & Caicos : Royal Bay Resort And Villas By Andrea Geraghty

We  just returned from a relaxing week in Turks & Caicos and I thought 
I'd share some of our experiences -pro and con . 

We  started  off  by  booking  the Royal Bay after hearing it would be 
managed  by  Sandals. We have vacationed at Sandals Antigua (excellent 
pre  hurricane  and  renovations)  and  Sandals  St.  Lucia (a bit too 
glitzy  for  me  but  well  managed)  and  were  impressed by both the 
accommodations  and  quality  of  food  and services. We left Thursday 
Feb.  13  with  threats  of  an  airline  strike looming for Friday at 
midnight.  The  airport was surprisingly empty when we departed Newark 
and  the  flight  to  Miami  and  on  to Provo was fine. We had booked 
return  tickets  on  Northwest  for  Sunday  February  23 just in case 
American  went  on  strike on our scheduled departure date of Thursday 
Feb.  20  but  will  now  be able to get a refund since the strike was 
averted.  Many  people may have switched dates or airlines which would 
account for the empty airport on a normally busy flying day. 

We,  along  with  about  10  others, were put on a van for our ride to 
Royal  Bay  where we were told they had overbooked and we would be put 
up  at Turquoise Reef for the night and would receive a refund for the 
night  and  an upgrade at Royal Bay for the remainder of our stay. Not 
a bad deal but a disappointing start for a long awaited vacation. 

The  Turquoise  Reef  looked a bit worn at the edges (one other couple 
described  it as a Super 8 motel) but we did have a nice dinner at the 
better  of  their  two restaurants(Royal Bay was picking up the tab so 
why  not). The other couple ate at the more casual restaurant and said 
they  only  had two menus, the cook was late for work, and they had to 
wait an hour and a half to get served after they had ordered. 

The  next day after breakfast and a morning at the beach we were taken 
to  Royal  Bay  and  put  in a Honeymoon Suite. Very nice-living room, 
separate  bedroom,  2 tvs, Jacuzzi, ac, ceiling fans, four-poster bed, 
and  2  patios.  Some construction still going on but not any problem. 
Beach  and  pool  area  nice,  walking distance to the White House and 
great  free  snorkeling, one fair restaurant, one great one, breakfast 
buffet  OK,  people  very  nice but still need training. One kink they 
need  to  work  on  is the phones. It seems some wires must be crossed 
because  we  kept  getting calls at all hours of the day and night due 
to  a  glitch in their voice mail. Took a beach cruise ($40) that took 
us  to  Iguana  Island,  snorkeling  at another reef, and shelling for 
sand  dollars  in  the clearest, bluest water you have ever seen. Also 
took  a  cab  to the conch farm(interesting but not worth the $6 since 
the  Island  Sea  Center  there was burned down last year by someone's 
jealous  boyfriend).  Otherwise  it's  beach  or  pool.  No  nightlife 
whatsoever  (they could use a band or something). There is a casino at 
the Turquoise Reef which we did the night we were there. 

All  in  all  beautiful water, quiet lay around type vacation, beach a 
bit   windy(watch   for   flying  umbrellas),  and  great  diving  and 
snorkeling.  Construction going on all over the island condos, etc. so 
if  you  want  to  experience laid back island life better go quick it 
may not last. Enjoy! 

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